Take evasive measures. Hopefully don't drown.
Name: Desmond Running
Description: A dapper man, dressed in a fashionable waistcoat. He's got some nice legs, I daresay.
Reason for signing up/ desire: He's running from his past.
Greatest fear: Boulders. Giant apes. Etcetera.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:0
Dexterity:0
Endurance: 10
Speed: 10
Intelligence:0
Luck:0
Will:0
Perception:0
Revolver
Attack Desmond again.
Description: Tall and lean with unusually wide shoulders. Fair skin. Long braided chestnut hair. Clean shaven.
Reason for Signing up: Bored.
Greatest Fear: Small potted plants. No one knows why.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 5
Endurance: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 1
Will: 1
Perception: 5
Bite her leg. Either climb back onto the platform or drag her off, whichever is easier.
Name: Navarro
Description: A veteran of last season of DMR. Very lanky and scruffy looking, and mostly covered in scars. Life and DMR's eternal punching bag.
Reason for signing up: He wanted a guard robot.
Greatest fear: Blue team winning
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 5
Speed: 10
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Missing a hand
Athlete suit (0/5)
0 points
1 DD
Start trying to destroy the arena, and force the announcer to declare a tie, by smashing the wrecking ball into the wall directly under the stands until the wall collapses and the crowd begins falling into the water. The announcer wouldn't let that happen... right?
Name: Zack Bridges
Description: A worn, older man wearing ill-fitting rags and a beat up leather cap. He rarely speaks, but when he does he makes little to no sense.
Reason for signing up/desire: Wants to "uncover the lizardmen conspiracy for all the sheeple to finally see."
Greatest fear: The number 13
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 15
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 0
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
"Hmm."
Name: Janeway the Destroyer
Description: Imposing female gang leader
Reason for signing up/ desire: To create the greatest man-harem known to humankind
Greatest fear: being shot
Stats:
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Points: 0
Shotgun 4/0 - Dashed to the cold waves
Struggle
Desmond tries to sprint off, but panics, Emilio swimming over to him and flailing at his head. He manages to get hold of his opponent's ankles, preventing further escape attempts.
Hmm.... equal rolls, a lot...
Navarro sinks his teeth into Janeway's leg, tries to climb out and drag her down simultaneously, and is rewarded with a kick straight to the teeth. He manages to grab a second kick, but is swung out over the audience as Janeway drops to her hands and shakes her leg above the water. He slides off, exhausted and trailing blood, hitting the water with a sickly plopping sound.
The host gets onto the stage, ending his odd silence. Part of his head is bulging oddly, and he's sweating quite a bit.
"And it looks like we have a wonderful winner, folks! Lets give Janeway a big hand, for an incredible fight, full of drama, pain and gore! Also well done to Navarro for loosing his arm! So, we have Janeway coming in at first place with 5 points, Zack second at three, Navarro third with one point, and the lucky loser who gets to participate in our punishment game is..." He stops as Zack finishes masterfully reducing Magnus to a bloodied ragdoll by smashing him into the walls and pillars while wrapped in several feet of metal. The cranes powers down and the chain retracts, throwing the gory body into the whooping audience. Zack bows shakily.
"Well, in that case, looks like... Desmond will play our punishment game!So if you want to see that folks, come back after the break!"The contestants are split up and fished out, and the camera pans out as a huge lid extends over the arena at audience level, cutting off any view of the waters below.
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