Oh hey! Free empty beer bottle! Hurl it at RED team! And keep with the drinking and RED heckling
You hit Magnus, then attempt to drink beer and yell insults at the same time. After a mere ten seconds of choking, you get back up.
Swim to the surface.
Name: Desmond Running
Description: A dapper man, dressed in a fashionable waistcoat. He's got some nice legs, I daresay.
Reason for signing up/ desire: He's running from his past.
Greatest fear: Boulders. Giant apes. Etcetera.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:0
Dexterity:0
Endurance: 10
Speed: 10
Intelligence:0
Luck:0
Will:0
Perception:0
Revolver
Wait. If Desmond surfaces, throw my hammer at him.
Magnus is rudely interrupted in his carefully mediated violence by some hooligan smashing a bottle on his forhead. Stunned, he lets the hammer drop from his hand, and it bounces off the pillar to meet with Desmond's head as he attempts to take evasive manouvres. Spluttering from the pain and shock, the poor man sinks below the surface once again, but manages to start thrashing and kicking again and heads up once more.
Attempt to regain consciousness.
Description: Tall and lean with unusually wide shoulders. Fair skin. Long braided chestnut hair. Clean shaven.
Reason for Signing up: Bored.
Greatest Fear: Small potted plants. No one knows why.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 5
Endurance: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 1
Will: 1
Perception: 5
Desmond manages to pull himself awake and strikes up for the light above, while Emilio sinks further down.
Try again.
Emilio manages to blearily awaken, vent most of the water from his lungs and head towards air. He pauses momentarily next to his previous foe and a hammer.
"HEHE."
Overwatch. Wait for him to come down.
Name: Janeway the Destroyer
Description: Imposing female gang leader
Reason for signing up/ desire: To create the greatest man-harem known to humankind
Greatest fear: being shot
Stats:
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Points: 1
Shotgun 6/0 - stolen by an asshole
"You fools can't even begin to understand the forces arrayed against you. My actions are clearly protecting us all from the Templar enfeeblement ray, not to mention the Illuminati all-seeing-eye-laser. Do not despair!"
Yes! Let fly the wood of war!
Name: Zack Bridges
Description: A worn, older man wearing ill-fitting rags and a beat up leather cap. He rarely speaks, but when he does he makes little to no sense.
Reason for signing up/desire: Wants to "uncover the lizardmen conspiracy for all the sheeple to finally see."
Greatest fear: The number 13
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 15
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 0
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Sorry. Action time!
Name: Navarro
Description: A veteran of last season of DMR. Very lanky and scruffy looking, and mostly covered in scars. Life and DMR's eternal punching bag.
Reason for signing up: He wanted a guard robot.
Greatest fear: Blue team winning
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 5
Speed: 10
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Athlete suit (0/5)
Shotgun (6/8)
0 points
1 DD
Janeway peers suspisciously at the windows, alert for any sign of hostile movement. Navarro meanwhile hops rapidly back onto the crane arm, wary of any attack. And that's when Zack smashes an outsize wooden platform into the driver's seat.
The already roughed up missile splinters as it hits the driver's cabin, huge wooden spears flying at her. Janeway manages to get some of her body below the cockpit, but sustains a jagged gash on her arm. She screeches with pain, momentarily disabled, and cradles her injured arm close to her body.
The end of his chain swings loosely, Zack having jolted the wood loose, resulting in the balsam barrage against Janeway, with only a handful of planks still attached.
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