Assume I managed to hit a contestant instead of a bystander. Shotgun another beer, heckle RED TEAM. Because I hit one of them, of course.
You hit yourself in the groin. Apparently the thought of letting go of something containing beer was too much for you.
"EMILIO! I'M GOING TO RAM HIM! JUMP OFF ONTO THE PILLAR!"
Ram Nav with the platform.
Use Int to figure out if that annoying heckler is within shackle range. (The one that shoots out the spike.)
Name: Janeway the Destroyer
Description: Imposing female gang leader
Reason for signing up/ desire: To create the greatest man-harem known to humankind
Greatest fear: being shot
Stats:
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Points: 1
Shotgun 9/0 - loaned to Emilio
You're getting this one free, it's only a coupla metres long, the spike, and retracts back into the shackle, so no way.
"The red must not succeed, at any cost!"
Emilio is still on the other crane's platform, and Navarro is on the nothern pedestal, right? If so, maneuver my crane's platform such that it crashes into Emilio. Also, should Emilio no longer be on that platform, prevent the other crane's platform from ramming by ramming it.
Take a running jump onto the North platform.
Blast the other team if possible.
Use a charge and jump and grab the shotgun from the guy with the shotgun.
Name: Navarro
Description: A veteran of last season of DMR. Very lanky and scruffy looking, and mostly covered in scars. Life and DMR's eternal punching bag.
Reason for signing up: He wanted a guard robot.
Greatest fear: Blue team winning
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 5
Speed: 10
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Athlete suit (4/5)
1 point
1 DD
Duck.
Emilio runs across his platform and onto the Northern Pedestal, arms flailing wildly as he overshoots, though Navarro jumps at him, snatching the shotgun out of his hands in midair, and lands on his tiptoes, swinging his body back towards the centre. Emilio's spray of bullets goes hopelessly wide, and he lands weaponless, apart from his ice pick, in the murky waters below. Navarro looks up from his success, just in time to see both crane drivers trying to ram each other, destined to meet almost exactly where he is.
Janeway: [5,5]
Zack:[1,5]
Zack and Janeway both try to ram each other, resulting in their platforms meeting extremely hard and fast roughly in the space Navarro is occupying, as Janeway cunningly coaxes her opponent into a bit of teamkilling. Magnus simply lies flat near the edge of the pillar, having decided on the subtle approach after all.
[6]
Navarro, sensing imminent bisection, somehow manages to jump a metre vertically while barely moving his legs, as the two platforms crash into each other. The connecting chains do nearly slash him in three, but a single charge from his suit takes care of that. Janeway's platform ends up slightly below Zack's, both a bit above the pillar, one on top of the other. Magnus cowers beneath while Navarro, breathing heavily and aching from the sudden hardening of his athlete suit, perches on top. 2 charges left.
Swim inconspicuous little laps around the pillars. In the case of sharks/alligators/sea-Xan's, scream and pistol whip them
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