steal dead man dollars from other players
Name:Lawson C. Jameson
Description:A thin athletic man, his body is lithe with very little fat. His eyes shift constantly.
Reason for signing up/ desire: Physical augmentation to make him faster/more agile
Greatest fear:Not being able to move
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:2
Dexterity:5
Endurance:2
Speed:5
Intelligence:2
Luck:5
Will:2
Perception:2
Dead man Dollars:8
The One Dollar Man appears somewhat disconcerted by the happenings on-stage.
"Oh dear. That does look rather disgusting."
steal dead man dollars from other players
Trip this fellow if possible.
Watch the other spectators warily. Move away if they get within 10 metres of me.
Description: Tall and lean with unusually wide shoulders. Fair skin. Long braided chestnut hair. Clean shaven.
Reason for Signing up: Bored.
Greatest Fear: Small potted plants. No one knows why.
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 5
Endurance: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 1
Will: 1
Perception: 5
Keep drinking beer. If anyone tries to steal from me, hit them with a beer bottle. If nothing happens, hurl an empty bottle at the red team
Lawson attempts to steal money from several people, one of whom repeatedly dashes away from him for several seconds then stops whenever he comes within ten metres. Lawson is then tripped over by an unseen figure and whacked on the head with a beer bottle, concussing him.
Usual seat taken, inebriation commencing. All systems are go.
Alcohol? Check. Blood sports? Check. Spectator violence...
Spectator violence! Throw my bottle of beer into the arena.
Hardly able to miss in the packed arena, your bottle spins through the air towards Navarro, hitting him in the back of the head and shattering. Oddly, it doesn't seem to make much of an impression on him.
Point behind Zack and yell about the lizard overlord right behind him. Then SWEEP HIS LEG!
Name: Janeway the Destroyer
Description: Imposing female gang leader
Reason for signing up/ desire: To create the greatest man-harem known to humankind
Greatest fear: being shot
Stats:
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Continue to evade Janeway, periodically lobbing insults her way. Run towards my teammates to the right.
"Nah! Booh, booh! Catch me if you can, you feeble minded miscreant!"
Name: Desmond Running
Description: A dapper man, dressed in a fashionable waistcoat. He's got some nice legs, I daresay.
Reason for signing up/ desire: He's running from his past.
Greatest fear: Boulders. Giant apes. Etcetera.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:0
Dexterity:0
Endurance: 10
Speed: 10
Intelligence:0
Luck:0
Will:0
Perception:0
Point behind Zack and yell about the lizard overlord right behind him. Then SWEEP HIS LEG!
Name: Janeway the Destroyer
Description: Imposing female gang leader
Reason for signing up/ desire: To create the greatest man-harem known to humankind
Greatest fear: being shot
Stats:
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
"AHHH! NOO! BURN LIZARD SCUM!"
Set everything on fire in 360 degrees of my current position. Damn invisible lizardmen.
Name: Zack Bridges
Description: A worn, older man wearing ill-fitting rags and a beat up leather cap. He rarely speaks, but when he does he makes little to no sense.
Reason for signing up/desire: Wants to "uncover the lizardmen conspiracy for all the sheeple to finally see."
Greatest fear: The number 13
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 15
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 0
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Janeway's clever distraction works, and she races towards Zack. She does, however, get held up by Desmond, who appears to try be trying to intersect with and run under her. Zack sweeps his flamethrower round in a perfect circle, scalding the wall near him. Only a short blue flame comes out, a meagre imitation of a military flamethrower's deadly gush, but still hot enough to set fire to most of Janeway's clothing, though not the ball she is holding, as she completely fails to stop or dodge in time. Desmond manages to run into the centre of the court, after being slightly stepped on by Janeway. Janeway also collapses screaming, dropping her ball.
"Oh, it looks like Janeway was lucky enough to be disqualified due to physical incapacitation before her ball touched the floor! Isn't she lucky to have avoided the massive and random electrical discharge, ladies and gents? Isn't she just?" A huge swarm of outsized wasps pours out of the papery ball as it splits open and circles angrily, confused by the smoke, looking for a target. Another two worms undulate and crawl out of Desmond's ball, while the original three burrow into his chest, trying to eat their way past his ribs with rows of sharp, chattering mandibles that extend instananeously from their fronts. They are given rather a lot of trouble by his suit, however, and only succeed in grooving the side of his chest a little.
"Collapsing from a little fire? Did 'oo get a burn then?" Desmond pipes up with a string of puerile taunts directed at the prone figure.
Name: Fat 'Xan' Cordarino
Description: A man that looks more like an enormous white slug, having pale skin, big black eyes, and an enormous amount of fat that belies his stupid amount of speed. Must be the drugs.
Reason for signing up/ desire: He wants power. Strength. To grow infinitely! This man wants everything!
Greatest fear: Being an incompetent fuckwit, which he is a lot of the time.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:0
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:0
Intelligence:0
Luck:0
Will:0
Perception:0
Roll into Navarro such that I trip him over my fat!
Name: Navarro
Description: A veteran of last season of DMR. Very lanky and scruffy looking, and mostly covered in scars. Life and DMR's eternal punching bag.
Reason for signing up: He wanted a guard robot.
Greatest fear: Blue team winning
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 5
Speed: 10
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Run to the opposite hoop on the red side staying just out of flamethrower range and throw the ball in!
Tackle Navarro to the ground or otherwise prevent the goal!
Name: Jan Michelson
Description: A short girl with dyed-green hair and equally green eyes, and glasses. She is pale, and has a few freckles under each eye.
Desire: Infinite money, for various purposes.
Greatest Fear: Dying alone, with nobody watching.
Stats
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 5
Endurance: 3
Speed:1
Intelligence: 5
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception: 3
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Xan rolls towards Navarro, sending a tsunami of blubber at him composed of carefully timed waves of pudge, ingeniously conceived to trip and entangle him in every possible manner. Navarro is tripped, but manages to climb out of Xan's weak grip, and stumbles upright again. Jan carefully judges Navarro's trajectory, and runs forward, liberally applying her flamethrower to her opponent, who somehow manages to protect the shifting dirt mound ball, while his clothes only catch fire slightly, with small flames left on him licking at the sides of large burnt patches exposing his scarred but currently healthy flesh. The flame ants on him are destroyed, but more than a dozen more climb out, and get someway down his arm.
Meanwhile the silvery cocoon will probably hit the ground in about ten seconds, and is descending almost directly towards Desmond's head. One could reach it from a corner in time to catch it by walking sharpish.
RED END
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L | x x |
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BLUE END
o=hoop
x=contestant
U=disqualified or incapacitated contestant
g="goalkeeper"