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Author Topic: Dead Man Running Season II - Five Card Drawn and Quartered  (Read 63218 times)

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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #375 on: October 18, 2015, 05:10:28 pm »

Janeway does a fistpump.
"Yes! And this is why you don't fuck with Janeway the Destroyer! Watch out BLU fucks, that means you!"

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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #376 on: October 18, 2015, 05:30:06 pm »

((You're on the red team.))
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #377 on: October 18, 2015, 05:42:45 pm »

((<_< That's what I said, right?))
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #378 on: October 20, 2015, 04:20:35 pm »

  The credits roll on the simpering face of the host, who euphorically alternates memoriams for Xan and Jan with witty tweets from the DMR social media feed, and the buzzing audience is shoved onto the turbulent, windy streets and sidewalks outside the arena, their bloodlust sated, wild gusts sending tickets, leaves and wrappers pirouetting round the crowd.

  The contestants meanwhile are led through a dingy labyrinth of whitewashed, occassionally bloodstained corridors to a brightly lit and spacious dorm, with three beds evenly spaced along each wall, cameras covering every angle and space. At the far end of the dormitory stands a huge vending machine, a longand cramped list of numbers and items by the slot, while restrooms branch off by every cubicle. Various televisions and snack buffets occupy the remaining wall, other programmes and various garish brands hungrily breaking the sterile glares of the cameras, while the host leaves, spending a worryingly great deal of time locking the door behind him.

  "Toodle-pip! Have a nice break, a few days off, contemplate your own mortality, perhaps! And don't stay up reading too long after lights out!"

  A few minutes later, the door is noisily unlocked, and Desmond is dragged in by an orderly, his teammates having neglected to carry him. Lawson C Jameson and Emilio Rodel also troop in, standing about near the door apprehensively as Desmond's teammate lay him out wordlessly on a bed.

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Alright, contestants can play with the machines and do whatever, the audience have been chucked out, and can do random shit. Pretty much like the first DMR. Oh, and ten Deadman Dollars to anyone who can tell me how many DD Lawson and Emilio should have, other than their characters.
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #379 on: October 20, 2015, 04:27:24 pm »

Take my dmr toy, go home, get washed and get a good night's sleep. See if the cheese overdose is out of my system already.
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #380 on: October 20, 2015, 04:29:47 pm »

Emilio has a grand total of 7DD.

((Mostly posting just to deny that 10DD for other contestants.))
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #381 on: October 20, 2015, 04:37:41 pm »

Sprint to the vending machine and buy an athlete suit and put it on. Athlete suits are good.

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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #382 on: October 20, 2015, 05:10:58 pm »

Glance over and see if "legs" is an option on the vending machine.
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #383 on: October 20, 2015, 05:59:40 pm »

Purchase a revolver.  Does it appear to be of extraterrestrial make?
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #384 on: October 20, 2015, 08:37:36 pm »

Buy two revolvers.
On second thought, one shotgun.

Janeway turns to her newly fellow REDditers.
"Alright! You two better be better than my old teammates! From now on, I'm gonna be in charge, what with seniority and all. So, which of you can I trust?"
Do gang signs with new minions.

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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #385 on: October 23, 2015, 04:35:52 pm »

A general inspection of vending machine items reveals this list:

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Sprint to the vending machine and buy an athlete suit and put it on. Athlete suits are good.

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You buy and don the iridescent, skintight cornflower blue suit, with a clear plastic visor showing a counter labelled "5". Looks like they made some changes to last season's design. The material between the outer layers feels odd, sort of fluid and crumpled at the same time.


Glance over and see if "legs" is an option on the vending machine.
Navarro carries you over very kindly. Pity he drops you so suddenly, you don't have time to bend your stumps when you land. And legs are five points each. Oh dear, looks like you'll have to hop. At least the audience will approve.


Purchase a revolver.  Does it appear to be of extraterrestrial make?
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Perception [5]. It appears to have been made on one of the weaponsmithing foundry rocks from some iron belt, an officer's weapon made from high-grade metal, from the markings.


Buy two revolvers.
On second thought, one shotgun.

Janeway turns to her newly fellow REDditers.
"Alright! You two better be better than my old teammates! From now on, I'm gonna be in charge, what with seniority and all. So, which of you can I trust?"
Do gang signs with new minions.

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You buy your shiny, long-snouted death dealing boomstick and join your teammates, one of whom is just standing there completely still, evidently shocked by all the action and bright lights.




Take my dmr toy, go home, get washed and get a good night's sleep. See if the cheese overdose is out of my system already.
You feel morally, physically and spiritually replete. Unfortunately, there's still some time to kill before the next DMR episode. You contemplate your souven-ear from last season, thinking deep and profound thoughts.


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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #386 on: October 23, 2015, 04:49:10 pm »

If he doesn't start moving, blow his brains out and get a replacement. 
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #387 on: October 23, 2015, 06:13:03 pm »

How many DD is it per point?
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #388 on: October 23, 2015, 06:14:02 pm »

"Alright stumpy, lets get ya some legs. If I lend ya 2 and Zack lends ya 1 then you can get both legs replaced! How about it?

If Desmond and Zack both agree to this then lend Desmond 2 points so he can buy legs.
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Re: Dead Man Running Season II: Amputation Scrabble
« Reply #389 on: October 23, 2015, 06:37:56 pm »

See what Holly is up to, ask whether she wants to come over to kill some time before the next round starts. Observe the prize I had to work so hard for.
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