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[Twinwolf]

((So, are the players on break now? Can they go wait in the audience or something?))

[NJW2000]

"Oo, me!  The eldritch squid hegemony must be defeated by one without parasitic ancient astronaut brain worms."

Volunteer.

What for?

((So, are the players on break now? Can they go wait in the audience or something?))

I'd be fine for you to RP as separate audience members, especially as we're rather lacking in the audience department right now.

*Glares meaningfully at the people not there*

But basically, the spotlight's on Des for now. You can just see what happens to him. I'd prefer for player audience members that are secondary to a chracter not to have DD.

[Nunzillor]

((As his Scrabble competitor.))

[Egan_BW]

_{"Wow, that worked? amazing."}

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Janeway the Destroyer
Description: Imposing female gang leader
Reason for signing up/ desire: To create the greatest man-harem known to humankind
Greatest fear: being shot
Stats:
Strength: 10
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Points: 3

A lady with a suspiciously familiar set of gang tattoos sits in the audience.
"Off wif his head! Go Jane!"

Desmond vs Audience!

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Quiver.

[renegadelobster]

Oo, yeah. Desmond vs. Audience!

[NAV]

"Good luck Dezmond! Don't become Deadmond.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

16.25 whole points!

[Gentlefish]

Mr. Boy also considers his options.

"Audience Vs. AI! Nine DD on the guy's death!"

Time to make some money, he thinks to himself.

[Dutrius]

Desmond Vs Desmond! Either way he loses!

Desmond Vs Audience

Spoiler: Emilio Rodel (click to show/hide)

Description: Tall and lean with unusually wide shoulders. Fair skin. Long braided chestnut hair. Clean shaven.
Reason for Signing up: Bored.
Greatest Fear: Small potted plants. No one knows why.

Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 5
Endurance: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 1
Will: 1
Perception: 5

[NJW2000]

Mr. Boy also considers his options.

"Audience Vs. AI! Nine DD on the guy's death!"

Time to make some money, he thinks to himself.

Bet not currently open.

Any other non-playing audience members?

No?

[NJW2000]

  "Evidently not! Well, ladies and gentlemen, let's get started on our first ever game of Amputation Scrabble! Looks like Desmond versus the audience it is! Have your got you thinking-implants in? You'd better, if you want to see any blood at all! Which reminds me, isn't this setup a little unfair? How about we make Desmond work for his points..."

  With a cherubic smile, the host gently pushes the blade suspended above Desmond's toes around ten inches down his body.

  "That's a lot more fun, now, isn't it?"

3 X X 2 X X X 3 X X X 2 X X 3
X 2 X X X 3 X X X 3 X X X 2 X
X X 2 X X X 2 X 2 X X X 2 X X
2 X X 2 X X X 2 X X X 2 X X 2
X X X X 2 X X X X X 2 X X X X
X 3 X X X 3 X X X 3 X X X 3 X
X X 2 X X X 2 X 2 X X X 2 X X
3 X X 2 X X X * X X X 2 X X 3
X X 2 X X X 2 X 2 X X X 2 X X
X 3 X X X 3 X X X 3 X X X 3 X
X X X X 2 X X X X X 2 X X X X
2 X X 2 X X X 2 X X X 2 X X 2
X X 2 X X X 2 X 2 X X X 2 X X
X 2 X X X 3 X X X 3 X X X 2 X
3 X X 2 X X X 3 X X X 2 X X 3

To whoops and jeers, the letters are revealed, each one chosen as a tile by a young, vacant and handsome looking man or woman from a huge golden urn wheeled onstage, then projected onto the arena adjacent to the board.

Desmond's letters: o, e, i, c, s, s, o

Audience Letters: p, a, a, w, i, n, q

"Looks like the starter, on the star, for double points, is... Desmond!" coos the host, ostentatiously flipping a foot high coin that appears to be equal parts gold, chrome and neon advertising.

Spoiler: general stuff (click to show/hide)

By the way, is this a clear enough board guys? Also, you all know how to play scrabble, yeah? Blue is letter, red is word, number is value multiplier, X means blank right now?

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Play "cosies", beginning on the star and stretching leftward.

((I personally have a hard time distinguishing between the red and black characters at a glance, but that's because I'm colorblind. The board layout is pretty clear. ))

[Egan_BW]

The blue is a bit hard to see on Darkling.

[Urist McCoder]

Play paiwan, off the I, so that it hits the double word score

[NJW2000]

3 X X 2 X X X 3 X X X 2 X X 3
X 2 X X X 3 X X X 3 X X X 2 X
X X 2 X X X 2 X 2 X X X 2 X X
2 X X 2 X X X 2 X X X 2 X X 2
X X X X 2 X X X X X 2 X X X X
X 3 X X X 3 X X X 3 X X X 3 X
X X 2 X X X 2 X 2 X X X 2 X X
3 X X 2 X X X C O S I E S X 3
X X 2 X X X 2 X 2 X X X 2 X X
X 3 X X X 3 X X X 3 X X X 3 X
X X X X 2 X X X X X 2 X X X X
2 X X 2 X X X 2 X X X 2 X X 2
X X 2 X X X 2 X 2 X X X 2 X X
X 2 X X X 3 X X X 3 X X X 2 X
3 X X 2 X X X 3 X X X 2 X X 3


  "Cosies, eh? Very... homely word, huh? Trying to make the viewers comfortable? Whaddya say, ladies and gentlemen, what'll we," and now the host's smile widens into a skull-like grin, "what'll we do, my dears? Does the man keep his toes this round? Or lose his knees?"

((Ok, tell me if the colour becomes too annoying to be usable guys, and I'll change it around tommorrow, bit late now.. I'll do scores once per round, for my sanity's sake.