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[BadLemonsXI]

THE FEAR IS REAL!

It seems the monster has wondered off to wreak havoc on the station.

After a few minutes of crying uncontrollably in the corner you come to you senses
"I must not let this thing live! I must find a way to destroy this station but I have no idea where a self destruct mechanism might be"

[Tomasque]

It must be in Lord Dread's throne room! Get there as fast as the plot allows it (i.e. just in time).

[IronyOwl]

The guards will know! Assemble their brutalized corpses into a coherent-ish... um... not abomination that will tell us! Or... possibly fight the monster directly. Or team up with it. Or wander off to butcher people in a different direction. Or...

Anyway, it's a good plan!

[Stirk]

Take the S, E, F, E, T, C, and R from the "Safety Corner". Take the finger too.

We can currently arrange these letters to spell Se(l)f (d)e(s)tr(u)c(t). We must now go on a quest to find another L, a D, an S, a U, and a T. We can then summon it whenever we wish.

[StrawBarrel]

Remember we are the self destruct mechanism. Begin destruction of station.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Remember we are self destructive.

FTFY

[BadLemonsXI]

Seems to be painted on the wall. . .

You come to the conclusion that any self destruct mechanism must be in Lord Dread's throne room! And guards probably know where the throne room is.

You wonder some dank halls until you find some guards to beat up for the answers you desire.

What do?

[OceanSoul]

Pull out our gun (they never confiscated it) and 360-no-scope the guards. This IS a dank hallway, isn't it?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Pull out our gun (they never confiscated it) and 360-no-scope the guards. This IS a dank hallway, isn't it?

+1

[Tomasque]

Pull out our gun (they never confiscated it) and 360-no-scope the guards. This IS a dank hallway, isn't it?

+1

+420

[StrawBarrel]

Interrogate the guards.
Be stoic.

[BadLemonsXI]

Indeed they will never see you skillz coming.
But to 360-no-scope you need a scope...so you get one


360-NO-SCOPE


Hmmmm seems they are a bit to dead to Interrogate stoic'ly

[Tawa]

Holy crap you're keeping this alive.

You know what? Let's do this thing. Let's bring it to its ridiculous conclusion once and for all. A tale two years in the making.

[IronyOwl]

Our goal was never to interrogate them. The walls should now be sufficiently intimidated to tell us everything we want to know.

[King Zultan]

If they don't tell us what we want, punch them with our mind.