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[StrawBarrel]

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[Tawa]

You jump to the roof of the building...

And meet this.





Several hours later, Vrlk awakens...



"Welcome to the Base of Lord Dread, Vrlk. I will be your geneticist today."

[StrawBarrel]

Ask the geneticist to tell us who our long-lost parents are.

[Detoxicated]

Rip the shackles with your bare strength, highkick the geneticist and do a tap dance through the lab, destroying it in the process

[IronyOwl]

Ask if he can do anything about this persistent vengeance, it seems to be having a negative impact on our work and relationships.

[BadLemonsXI]

"Sooo ah doc. Do you thing you could do something about this persistent vengeance, it seems to be having a negative impact on my work and relationships."
"Ummmm no"

"GOOD BECAUSE NOW YOUR ON MY LIST WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE IM GOING TO *&@# YOU UP. *&#@$."
"Wow you have problems"
"YOUR FACE IS A PROBLEM!"

[ShadowHammer]

Use your legs (which are clearly not tied up) to untie your hands, but sneakily. Don't let him know you're free until it is time to STRIKE!

[My Name is Immaterial]

Confess that we came from a bad home and have struggled with our anger management since we were a child. Explain how it lead to us getting kicked out of wizard warrior school. Elaborate on how our anger drove everyone we ever loved away. State that we're ready to face it head on, is only the geneticist is willing to help. If he lets us out, give him a big hug, transform it into a wrestling move, and throw him into a piece of equipment whilst screaming "PYSCHE! I'M TOO INSECURE IN MY MASCULINITY TO TALK OUT MY PROBLEMS!"

[StrawBarrel]

Calm down and explain to Doc that we are a skilled beautician. With his permission, of course, proceed to change his face into a solution.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Beguile the mad scientist's daughter, who conveniently just walked in, to release the bindings.

[IronyOwl]

Beguile the mad scientist's daughter, who conveniently just walked in, to release the bindings.

!

[Stirk]

Beguile the mad scientist's daughter, who conveniently just walked in, to release the bindings.

!

This. If the attempt fails, simply beguile the mad scientist himself.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Actually, have it be the Big Bad's daughter instead, sent to act as overseer of the cloning process.

[Tawa]

Suddenly, an, uh, attractive, er, woman walks into the room.

"Oh. Uh. Miss Young Dread. I kind of in the middle of a tortur--, gene splicing, the main character here."
"Oh, you're such a card, Semi-Auto Amur. Come here, let me give you a hug."

That's some vary passionate hugging indeed. You manage to slip out of your bonds while Semiauto is distracted.

In the hallways of Lord Dread's base, Gefängnisplaneten, you are ready to take on the villain... but unfortunately, a bunch of edgy OCs are in your way!
"Right stop criminal scum! Lord Dread has asked for the head, and we will provide it!"

[birdy51]

Fight them... With a dramatic combat montage! Fist of Bird! Flying Hammer Kick! WrestleMania Throw!