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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #90 on: November 09, 2016, 02:36:52 am »
Got room for Tennessee and Texas?
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #91 on: November 09, 2016, 02:38:33 am »
Quote from: Max™ on November 09, 2016, 02:36:52 am
Got room for Tennessee and Texas?
How would we deal with the distance? VA and NC are neighbors.
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #92 on: November 09, 2016, 02:43:48 am »
...There are gaps in these here mountains, you know :P
As for Texas, it's got a coast!
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #93 on: November 09, 2016, 02:47:00 am »
None of you other states deserve to be with us.
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« Reply #94 on: November 09, 2016, 06:02:55 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on November 09, 2016, 02:47:00 am
None of you other states deserve to be with us.
Hey, it's an honor to have Texas come along with you, and we can always throw TN to the wolves if need be. I bet they'd even Volunteer for a suicide mission to save the rest of us!
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #95 on: November 09, 2016, 03:09:29 pm »
NORTH CAROLINA

WAT U DO

i THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #96 on: November 09, 2016, 05:36:44 pm »
Yeah, NC, I thought you were cool.
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #97 on: November 15, 2016, 08:44:52 pm »
So. It seems that not only is McCrory refusing to concede, but he's also trying to get a couple thousand votes from Durham and elsewhere thrown out so he can steal the election. God, I hate this motherfucker so much.

And if that wasn't enough. That's right. Court stuffing, FDR-style. These people really hate Morgan, which I gotta say speaks greatly of him. I hope McCrory is literally prosecuted and jailed for trying to pull this shit.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2016, 08:46:32 pm by MetalSlimeHunt »
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #98 on: December 08, 2016, 07:08:53 pm »
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #99 on: December 08, 2016, 07:22:35 pm »
Well, we've got an insane legislature with veto override and will probably have a stuffed court soon, but at least McCrory is gone. Shame he's not in prison, but this will do.
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #100 on: December 24, 2016, 12:51:44 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 08, 2016, 07:22:35 pm
Well, we've got an insane legislature with veto override and will probably have a stuffed court soon, but at least McCrory is gone. Shame he's not in prison, but this will do.
Also, you're doing better than SC in the dumb ideas I've heard of recently dept.
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #101 on: December 24, 2016, 05:40:08 pm »
hahaha, still best carolina
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Re: North Carolina Thread
« Reply #102 on: January 07, 2017, 04:17:14 pm »
holy shit we just annexed part of SC
(Is it still annexing if you only take a little bit?  Regardless, wtf, why)
http://www.wral.com/home-divided-between-nc-sc-after-law-redraws-border/16397902/

just why
Edit:  It was Pat McCrory, of course, by executive order...  I still don't know why tho

Edit2:  Joking aside, apparently it's the culmination of some cartography fixup that's been in the works since 1995.  http://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/article120028483.html
But that's less funny.
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Re: North Carolina Annexes filthy southerners, next: the world
« Reply #103 on: January 07, 2017, 09:26:25 pm »
And you didn't fight a war over it, either.  No eclectic weapons, no half-drunk militia...my, I wonder if you all are slacking down there. 
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Re: North Carolina Annexes filthy southerners, next: the world
« Reply #104 on: January 07, 2017, 10:59:42 pm »
Quote from: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_War
in the ranks were to be found men armed with blunderbusses, flintlocks, and quaint old ancestral swords that had probably adorned the walls for many generations. One private carried a plow coulter over his shoulder by means of a log chain, another had an old-fashioned sausage stuffer for a weapon, while a third shouldered a sheet iron sword about six feet long.

If you aren't prepared to disembowel out-of-state invaders with a sausage stuffer when the need arises, you don't deserve to be called an American.
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