There had long been legends of the mountain men west of Boulder. They never set foot in civilization in their lives and didn't fear the acid rains of mutagenic spores. It was said that even before the nuclear war started the mountain men had fled into the mountains to practice their strange religion that had made them outcasts hundreds of years ago...
Note the highly anachronistic headgear and the fact that he is standing outside without his eyes bleedingYour goal was to meet these wildmen. To that end you headed northwest into the heart of bandit company. But instead of bandits you find a scout from a civilian caravan heading across the Rocky Mountains.
The traders are wary of your well armed group but eager to have well armed company as they head near bandit company. In fact they're even open to the idea of long term employment. When you explain your intention to scout of bandit company they are impressed but wary. The caravan master says she'd consider contracting your group for regular escort services between Colorado Springs and Provo but need the chance to evaluate your capabilities.
Five days later you see raiders approaching and Captain Hawkins orders your squad into and ambush position while you ask the caravan master to have her people take cover...
The scourge of the wastes.The bandits mistook your group for just another caravan, not professional soldiers. Your squad makes short work of them and reminds them of the punishment for terrorism...
If the condemned are well hydrated before crucifixtion, they can survive long enough for atmosphere or rain exposure to cause festering acidic sores across the entire body.The stark reminder of American military law and American military professionalism makes the caravan master agree to a long term arrangement and recommend your services to some of the other caravans in Provo. Provo proves lucrative, you convince several caravan masters that the 17th can make the Colorado Springs-Provo route safe again. You have secured employment for about 200 members of the 17th Infantry. Given the depleted condition of the 17th, 200 servicemembers is about all you can equip for combat at the moment so you dont start looking into other routes.
On the trip back from Provo however you are disappointed that you haven't achieved your main goal of contacting the mountain men. They are the real masters of survival and are the ones that could let you permanently stay outside of General Norris' reach. The traders all seem to think that the mountain men are real, some swear they've seen them. But the mountain men are extremely shy around outsiders, no surprise since they live in the heart of bandit country. But you did hear a couple accounts of traders who were lost and alone in mountain men country who claim to have been saved by the hermits. It seems like the only way to make contact is to go alone and unarmed. So you leave your weapons and armor with your squad and head north with nothing but a hazmat suit...
For days you wander without seeing another soul. There's no food or water in these parts. There aren't even bandit trails, these mountains are too lifeless for there to be anyone to steal from. It's enough to make you think that the mountain men are a myth, but so many people insist they are real.
At night you are awoken with a shock by a voice booming in the dark cave you have taken shelter in.
"HELLO- oh sorry that was a little bit loud, let me dial it back."
Confused and disoriented you turn on your light and frantically look around but no one is there.
"Who's there?"
"Maybe I'll answer that, maybe I wont. First you tell me what you are doing so far from Boulder, Corporal Tyler." You can't pin down where the voice is coming from and the cave is definitely empty.
"How do you know my name?"
"Facebook facial recognition, duh. Why do you even need to ask something that obvious?"
"The mountain men have Facebook?"
"The mountain men have a lot of things, Jeff. Look, what is a National Guardsmen doing wandering out in the mountains?"
"Uh... I didn't update my Facebook profile in a while, I'm not in the National Guard anymore. I'm with the 17th Infantry and we were hoping to make contact with the mountain men."
"17th Infantry? The guys who got their asses kicked by President Norris?"
"Yeah."
"Huh... stick around for a while, I'll get back to you."
Then the voice says nothing else and you are stuck in an empty cave in the middle of the night with only yourself for company. You investigate but cant ever find the speakers the sound must have come from.
Hour pass...
More hours pass...
You fall asleep again. When you wake up you aren't in a cave anymore.
The temple of the mountain men located deep under the Rocky Mountains.The mountain men are willing to let you stay for a few days but dont seem very interested in making a deal with you. Your questions about their survival are met with a shrug and a nonchalant answer of "geothermal power". You insist that they must need food, must need materials from the outside world and eventually one of them rolls her eyes at you and shows you that they do not.
A hundred years ago, 3D printers like these were commonpleaceThe energy consumption on indoor farming has always been prohibitive but it is sometimes a viable technology.This puts a damper on your plans. The mountain men have everything you want, but they dont want anything you have. You wont be able to learn about mountain survival from them unless you can figure out something to offer in trade.
A) Give up and go home with your tail between your legs, at least you made the deal with the caravans
B) (suggestion for a way to get what you want from the mountain men)