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GO KEAS WOOUH!

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...They suck.

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Total Members Voted: 30

[Vuohijumala]

Eh.. canals? Someone built a canal? What is a canal? I just built that temple on that little conveniently square-sized island we have, don't know anything else about it.

[Triaxx2]

I was intending to, but never got around to filling in those canals. I was busy doing other things. And slowly being driven mad by no seed notifications.

[Blitzgamer]

ugh, what was I thinking, leaving the kitchen to go fight a giant monster?

[TheFlame52]

...did you blow up my legs?
You did! You utter monster! I liked those legs!

That wasn't my fault! Blame whoever left those canals there! And you made a full recovery!


VILE THINGS ARE INVADING



RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER



SEE?



AND HORRIBLE UNDEAD MONSTROSITIES oh wait it just walked right off the map. Boring. Anyway, the military will arrive shortly.



This is the whole siege, minus a few trolls that were lost to the vile mist and a few recruits that were lost to the first charge. They all died soon after.

AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENED FOR MONTHS



And then a werelizard happened. First it happened to a brave miner.



Things went downhill from there. After the miner died, two off-duty marksdwarves showed up and shot it. Then it bled to death because it had already lost an arm and a tail.



A brewer made this thing.

Yeah, things have been pretty slow. Some zombie raven attacks, an ostrich husk killed two dwarves, we ran out of steel. At this rate it's going to take until the end of time to haul all this surface trash, even if the military is inactive and working, which it is. It's early winter.

[Urist McKiwi]

Honestly we should probably make a magma cannon just to destroy all the rubbish out there.

[TheFlame52]

Permission to use autodump?

[TheFlame52]

A kid got possessed and made this thing. It's pretty cool and also valuable so it goes in the dining hall.

THEN NOTHING FOR MONTHS



Found by none other than Mace Lord Stukos Flewwire the Cobalt Inferno of Whispering, who promptly ripped it a new one.



Seriously, she's still doing it. Just kill it already.



AND WITH THAT, FOLKS, I LEAVE YOU. HAPPY FORTRESSING!

SAVE: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11921

[Haerdalas]

Hmm. Between our periodic casualties and complete lack of migrants, we may be facing a long, slow extinction here. Lets try to take as much of the world with us as possible, aye?

[Zuglarkun]

AND THEN NOTHING HAPPENED FOR MONTHS.
DUN DUN DUN!

Damn, the action is really picking up here. Good job Flame!

Honestly I'll have to skip my turn. Kind of burnt out from work and DF, so put me at the back of the line. Let's keep things rolling here. Gwolfski?

[TheFlame52]

Aside from the whole "titan getting in through the canal" thing, this is the calmest succession turn I've ever played. The only thing that beats it is Doomforests.

[Triaxx2]

I hereby propose they be known as the 'Bleeping Canals'. Or possibly the 'Canals of Bleeping'. As in why do we have these Bleeping Canals. And: Why do we have Canals of Bleeping Lake water inside the fort anyway?

[Gwolfski]

Move me down one (1) turn please, currently overseeing the strip

[Vuohijumala]

WHY ARE THE BEARS ATTACKING? DO WE HAVE ENOUGH BEARS IN THE TEMPLE? WHY IS THE BEAR GOD ANGRY AT US?

Move me down one (1) turn please, currently overseeing the strip

So that would mean I'm next? ...Excellent.

I won't be able to do much during this weekend though, I have some school stuff to do. But after that, I should have enough time to get through a year.

[TheFlame52]

I hereby propose they be known as the 'Bleeping Canals'. Or possibly the 'Canals of Bleeping'. As in why do we have these Bleeping Canals. And: Why do we have Canals of Bleeping Lake water inside the fort anyway?

Not anymore, they're covered now.

Also, gimme another turn!

[Taupe]

The turn order has been updated very hastily.