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[Devastator]

(Almost.  Will put in orders tonight, gotta go sleep.)

[NAV]

Was the fake hammer destroyed when the ceiling collapsed please?

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Actually, can I imbue that hammer with Insanity Gm! Yes, I can see you, I walked past the sign saying "Fourth Wall, don't break." Ages ago!"

[Devastator]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Soar will try and get closer to finish the job, with lasers, metal talons, whatever.  Articuno will try to cool off the fire.  I will try and reach a spot under cover.

[Toaster]

The Fourth Wall is an old and temperamental power.  It is not to be tampered with lightly.

[endlessblaze]

"don't be silly. its not like the fourth wall will protect you anyways. anyone here familiar with terry. you know anthromorphic personification of deathgates madness that struck at the overseers and there hardware?"

[Egan_BW]

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IDIOTS."

[Whisperling]

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL IDIOTS."

Hypocrite.

[Egan_BW]

"IF YOU EXPECT A GOD OF STUPIDITY TO NOT BE HYPOCRITICAL YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT."

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Also, I would like you to drink this." Hands a bottle labeled God Anti Poison.

[Egan_BW]

"..."
"..."
"... No."

[Hiddenleafguy]

"What about this?" Hands a bottle labeled Anti-Anti-Anti-Anti-Anti-Anti-Poison.

[thegamemaster1234]

How does spectator waitlist thing work? Would a player take the roles of both a player and a god, or abandon god character until no longer in the next match, or join the game as the physical form of your god (but without innate powers)? This isn't explained well in the rules.

Spoiler: god character (click to show/hide)

Name: Tempus Maximus
Domain: Time, travel, and improvisation.
Description: Though previously seen as a mad scientist, he is now in the most recent decade seen as a David Tennant lookalike, complete with British accent and a particular interest for blue boxes that are bigger on the inside.

Spoiler: More junk! Do we even need more junk? Who cares! Junk! (click to show/hide)

Sonic screwdriver, standard issue. Made in Japan, 4259.
Molybdenum pendant in the shape of "42"
Script for a scrapped Doctor Who episode by George Lucas
Severed Dalek eyestalk
Cyberman head
Small painting of a landscape. It has an odd three-dimensional property to it.
Set of drums labeled "Present for you, sweetie!" and with many circular-style runes
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, paperback edition. Now with more tips on how to avoid ever hearing Vogon poetry!
Watch with hands not moving
Plastic model of the Starship Enterprise
Ball of "timey-whimey... wibbly-wobbly... stuff". Appears to be a stress ball.
Cool Tie the End of Ages, an artifact-quality durasteel bow tie. It menaces with spikes of Cool Tie the End of Ages.

[piecewise]

"I'LL [REDACTED] KILL YOU YOU [REDACTED] !"

Break free if possible. Summon more light.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Soar will try and get closer to finish the job, with lasers, metal talons, whatever.  Articuno will try to cool off the fire.  I will try and reach a spot under cover.

3+2+1
4
Dut strains against the ice until it cracks and finally shatters, freeing his upper body. As he frees himself, he begins firing off entirely random flashes of light, blinding both birds.

Dev, in the meantime, finds himself pinned in the ruins of his own castle, unable to move as the fire creeps closer.

[2]
[2]
The syringe and the stage fail to do anything interesting.

Was the fake hammer destroyed when the ceiling collapsed please?

Lets say sure.

How does spectator waitlist thing work? Would a player take the roles of both a player and a god, or abandon god character until no longer in the next match, or join the game as the physical form of your god (but without innate powers)? This isn't explained well in the rules.

Spoiler: god character (click to show/hide)

Name: Tempus Maximus
Domain: Time, travel, and improvisation.
Description: Though previously seen as a mad scientist, he is now in the most recent decade seen as a David Tennant lookalike, complete with British accent and a particular interest for blue boxes that are bigger on the inside.

Spoiler: More junk! Do we even need more junk? Who cares! Junk! (click to show/hide)

Sonic screwdriver, standard issue. Made in Japan, 4259.
Molybdenum pendant in the shape of "42"
Script for a scrapped Doctor Who episode by George Lucas
Severed Dalek eyestalk
Cyberman head
Small painting of a landscape. It has an odd three-dimensional property to it.
Set of drums labeled "Present for you, sweetie!" and with many circular-style runes
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, paperback edition. Now with more tips on how to avoid ever hearing Vogon poetry!
Watch with hands not moving
Plastic model of the Starship Enterprise
Ball of "timey-whimey... wibbly-wobbly... stuff". Appears to be a stress ball.
Cool Tie the End of Ages, an artifact-quality durasteel bow tie. It menaces with spikes of Cool Tie the End of Ages.

You cease to be a god when you participate and then can retake your godhood when you're done.

Also, you can just stick these straight in the junk list yourself. I made anyone able to edit it.

[NAV]

Yay now give Dutrius a REAL WEAPON!