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[DreamerGhost]

A new god arises! Joining is still a thing, yes?

Spoiler: Heftar (click to show/hide)

Name:Heftar
Domains: Briliance and burn wounds.
Apearance: Heftar apears as a upper half of a humanoid rising from a thermonuclear fireball.

Spoiler: Stuff to add to the pile (click to show/hide)

Vial of Francium
Bar of plutonium
Bar of uranium
Boulder of pitchblende
Pile of radioactive glass shards
X-ray tube
Vial of deuterium
Vial of tritium
Lead box
Radioactive warning sign
Sign, warning about radioactive hazard.
Bar of polonium.
Urn with ashes of Nikola Tesla

[FallacyofUrist]

((Er... oh, it's a piecewise game. Sure, I'll join as a spectating god. I'll see how active this game is that way.))

Spoiler: Ra-ta-gra-fa-ka-na-ga-ta-ma-aa-sa-ka-ma-ka-za(or for those who don't speak ra-ta-ka-sa, Ragranaga. (click to show/hide)

Name: Ragranaga.
Domain(s?): Identity, Confusion, Eldritch Mentality.
Description: Most mortals who look upon Ragranaga have not been able to look at him(?) for more than 3 seconds or so without going insane. Any gods who look upon Ragranaga deteriorate much slower(a few hundred years or so before insanity sets in). Thus, gods who look upon Ragranaga can see what he(?) truly is: a pillar of purple smoke that fluxes and shifts, sometimes shifting into a manlike form.

"And I be speaking like this. Ye?"

Spoiler: !!Stuffs!! (click to show/hide)

A purple armchair. With spikes coming out the seat.
A crystal mask colored purple.
A purple iPod with eldritch music on it.
A purple rod that tastes of pumpkin pie.
A vial(glass) full of purple liquid that causes uncontrolled regeneration.
A vial(metal, colored purple) full of purple liquid that causes uncontrolled degeneration.
A pair of purple tongs.
A flaming purple sock(near indestructible, soaked in gasoline).
An effigy of Ragranaga(colored purple, slightly inducing of insanity).
A rod of aluminum.
A mask of some unknown beast(purple).
A purple hourglass full of crystal sand.
A purple rod with a spike coming out of one end(or both if you hold it the right way).
A glass model of a purple palace.
A purple pot full of purple slime.
A cube with 10 sides(colored purple).
A jar(purple) full of ants(purple)(alive).
A purple laptop, loaded with PurpleOS and fully charged.

[TopHat]

Spoiler: char (click to show/hide)

Name: Petros Koldo
Description: A short man with pale skin, blue eyes, greying hair and a magnificent moustache which somehow survived his fall.
How did you get here?: Tried to install a lightning rod during a thunderstorm, only to fall off of his ladder and crack his head open on the concrete below.

Spoiler: Pill (click to show/hide)

7, 26 - A roll of duct tape that's lost its sticky
4, 24 - A pickle jar full of marbles
4, 30 - Large change
1, 19 - Fire Sprinkler
13, 17 - Doctor's mask

[renegadelobster]

((So how we doin' this with me and Dev? I got the whole healed part, but do we need to make a pull as well or are we using the ones that let us win?))

[endlessblaze]

the child crystis brought with him walks up to the eldritch being and looks quizzically at him.

"why do some of your particles hit each other but others pass through?"

"i protect all my mortals from eldritch insanity. they can see you for what you are with at worst a minor headache. but in the future I recommended finding a form that other mortals can look at. not every god would take the time and some might get angry if they have to find the time to fix there broken minds."

[Egan_BW]

"It's pronounced 'They're', ya dummy."

[endlessblaze]

"irrelevant"

[Egan_BW]

"Fucking irrelevant my incorporeal ass. Learn to speak you mongrel."

[endlessblaze]

"I find your insults to be most unsafisticated ,pathetically un-offensive, and hypocritical considering that to my knowledge, you have no incorporeal donkey. Your seem to consider such a minor thing to be indicative of below average intelligence and culture, and I find such to be a foolish notion.

Unless of course you have a logical rebuttal?"

-the child is giggling at this, everyone can see that crystis is both mocking and insulting lurker, while also calling him out on his rudeness-

[Egan_BW]

unsafisticated

"..."
Lurker makes about two dozen rude gestures.

[endlessblaze]

"you referred to me as a mongrel yet are so crude? Your hypocrisy is as obvious as the sun on a clear day. Can you not respond with reason and dignity? Perhaps you should go join the common ruffians and brigands on the streets, I'm sure they would enjoy your company."

[crazyabe]

"Can we throw this god into the Pile permanently? Or do we need to convert them into a pile of crap first?"

[Whisperling]

*sigh.*

"Now, I like watching a good argument as much as the next person, but I'd have to say this is a little silly. We're gods; we should try to preserve at least a shred of dignity."


"That goes for both of you, by the way."

[Egan_BW]

"I'm a fucking god of chickens, not dignity or whatever prissy thing you are."
"Besides, you only believe politeness to be a good thing based on your preconceived notions of civilization that you inherited from those stupid mortals. From a more objective point of view you morons would realize that disorder is a natural and needed part of the Pantheon."

[endlessblaze]

"i would prefer you speak with openmindness and reason. mayhaps you can phrase that sentence more politely? a calm and rational debate is good for the mind."

*sigh.*

"Now, I like watching a good argument as much as the next person, but I'd have to say this is a little silly. We're gods; we should try to preserve at least a shred of dignity."


"That goes for both of you, by the way."

is my manner of speaking not graceful enough for you as well?