Remove the stick up my ass. Apply camoflauge. Summon the asian dragon of Bhutan into the larger room, to confuse things.
Pill contents: Hardhat, Afro Wig, Diamond Ring, Russian Vodka, and the hallucinogenic mushroom.
Pilling up and...oh dear.
[6]
You yank the post out of your butt. OW FUCK URGGGG Should have done that slower.
[5]
You grab some of the metal grass and use it to quickly and effectively paint camofague onto yourself. Now, so long as you stay silent and still, it will be much harder for other players or creatures to see you.
[6]
You raise one hand and shout "BHUTAN!" The flag of Bhutan appears in mid-air and the chinese dragon depicted on it crawls off the fabric and into full, golden form. It's quite large, 20 or 30 feet long and slowly floating, curling and flying about. It seems to be basically idle right now.
"I see how it is!"
Action, PW eyes only:
[4 vs 1]
Well you summon up a barrage of plastic heroin syringes the size of small arrows. Unfortunately lego doesn't make a very good sharpened instruments, so it doesn't do any stabbing. On the bright side, each one weighs several pounds and you pelt the shit out of him with them. He goes down, bloody, bruised and looking as though he just got into a bar fight and lost quite spectacularly.
((Sorry. Would've posted earlier, but school is a pain.))
Pill stuff this time around will be the shield, the mirror, the medal of honor, the saxophone, and the usb stick.
Run around the corner, hopefully to a place where I won't be getting attacked. Reflect on how the hydra chasing me should technically be no more, since the god who made it has lost his follower. Don't complain if it remains in existance, though. The universe has its reasons.
You're in a straight, downward tunnel. No corners here. But also no plant monsters, so thats a bonus.
So now for that pill....done. PM'd
Make the crystal dragon to fight the plant monster.
Someone has pointed out that the plant dragon should no longer exist. So it does not.
Still summon?