Hey piecewise, I have one follower. Could I form some of the crystalline growths into a small, wandering dragon?
Sure. You wanna do that now or wait till a different moment to strike?
"Hey, man-who-is-Toaster! Wanna pledge yourself to me? I'm sure good things will come of this."
Tempt a mortal with unknowable power!
TEMPTING! TEMPTING!
- You people just don't like high quality, do you? In this bizarre environment, wouldn't you like at least something to act properly? I really want to see the smooth action rather than your sloppiness, and I can grant you that.
Keep doing fruitless attempts to get a follower.
THESE GODS ARE THIRSTY!
Bleed out, throw as many curse words as I can, of various categories and languages, at Trent.
Well thats very unspecific. Guess I'll have to use a random swear generator to see what it actually entails.
"Want to hear something that would make me exceedingly glad? You being raped by a fencepost."
Do PM, Issue One-liner
5vs2
Well.
The good news for Dev is that Playgamer does indeed bleed out this turn. Which means he gets a pill to use.
The bad news is that he...well he takes about 9 inches of picket fence up the bum and, while it doesn't do any major internal damage (lucky roll there) it is, quite understandably, very unpleasant and will severely hamper his movement and capacity to do much of anything except swear until he figures out a way to deal with it.
"Clearly what this place needs is more gods. Let's summon a neon one!
Find nearest player. Shoot a Neon God at them.
add mass to my stump and run away!, attempt to karate chop anything that gets in my war.
6vs2
Chris runs back up the tunnel, muttering something about addition and demon plants. Terrab steps in front of him and does a sort of air guitar strumming motion. The sound of acoustic guitar seems to boom out from nowhere and the air shimmers as a Buddha statue, 8 feet tall and made of neon orange lego, materializes between Chris and Terrab. It hovers there for a moment before hurtling towards Chris.
Chris dodges to the side, but still catches a good amount of lego to the body. The blow isn't what really hurts him; its the fact that it knocks him into the wall and the razor sharp crystals lining it. He manages to reach out and try to stop himself, which prevents him from going face first into the wall of crystalline spikes. Instead, he lands on it with his left arm, and the limb is torn to ribbons.
Any clumps of people around here? Get near them and use my new pills ability. If anyone attacks me, firebreathe on them.
Jenkins, seeing the fun that Chris and Terrab are up to, decides to run up right next to them and activate his power.
[6 vs 1 and 4]
Chris just plain kind of explodes. Or rather, all his blood explodes out of his body and slams into the wall as though pulled to it. It holds there for a minute before splattering down to the floor. Jenkins gets another pill!
Terrab gets hurled back, but flies up the tunnel, back towards Dev. He lands awkwardly on his back but is uninjured.
The Venus Flytrap Hydra comes roaring up the tunnel, smashing through what remains of the lego Buddha and heading right for Jenkins.
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