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[Playergamer]

Kill the nearest living thing, whatever it is, with the arm of death.

[Devastator]

Do PM

[Toaster]

((I'm not in until the next round, right?))

[ATHATH]

Ao's mask is currently this.

((Holy hell, that's creepy!)))

Eh. I've seen worse.

@Piecewise: The reason that I made him a six-armed mutant was so that he could use all of his equipment at once. There's a severe lack of defensive equipment in the junk pile. Also, I felt that that and the martial arts thing would balance out his inability to gain supernatural powers except through items and deities.

The Light's domains are Light, Good, and Peace. He is also a proud member of the Mortal Rights movement.

[renegadelobster]

((Can i worship two gods)))

((Nope. God's don't like sharing souls))

[spazyak]

((Can i worship two gods)))

((Nope. God's don't like sharing souls))

(((Makes sense at least I'll be reborn as a groot I presume)))

[renegadelobster]

((Can i worship two gods)))

((Nope. God's don't like sharing souls))

(((Makes sense at least I'll be reborn as a groot I presume)))

((...sure, yeah. Watch out for a mobile murderous plant.))

Nudge my killer Groot towards the other people, and not my follower. That would suck to have him killed by my creation.

[ATHATH]

((Can i worship two gods)))

((Nope. God's don't like sharing souls))

(((Makes sense at least I'll be reborn as a groot I presume)))

((...sure, yeah. Watch out for a mobile murderous plant.))

Nudge my killer Groot towards the other people, and not my follower. That would suck to have him killed by my creation.

Never say something like that when Piecewise is the gm. He will almost certainly cause whatever you don't want to happen to happen.

Y'know, now that I think about it, Piecewise is like the personification of Murphy's Law.

[renegadelobster]

((Can i worship two gods)))

((Nope. God's don't like sharing souls))

(((Makes sense at least I'll be reborn as a groot I presume)))

((...sure, yeah. Watch out for a mobile murderous plant.))

Nudge my killer Groot towards the other people, and not my follower. That would suck to have him killed by my creation.

Never say something like that when Piecewise is the gm. He will almost certainly cause whatever you don't want to happen to happen.

Y'know, now that I think about it, Piecewise is like the personification of Murphy's Law.

(( Oh, I know this. If anything it will cause some more !!FUN!! Yeah, I think he is too.))

[piecewise]

((I'm not in until the next round, right?))

No, you sir are in right now. Teleported into the midst of things.  Please act.

[piecewise]

HAHAHAHAHA! This pleases me greatly!

Cackle madly from the audience while making vague promises about what would happen if someone where to pledge to me.

You can certainly do that, and you don't even need to put it into an action.

No Jenkins isn't pledged to me I'm just impressed with his work.

Unfortunately not. Without people pledged to you, you have no power. A god without followers is barely a god at all.

"FOCCIN COWARD INNIT. TAKE ME ON M8."

Ask, and Ao provides.

Ao steals the memory of this whole mask event from mind of this god of chickens.

"OI, OI! YOU THINK YER FOCCIN PARLOR TRICKS GONNA WORK ON A FOCCIN GOD OF CHICKENS?! M8, I'LL PECK YER BLOODY EYES OUT!"

One of Lurker's beaks begins pecking ineffectually at AO's mask.

3vs4
Lurker thoroughly henpecks Ao's face, or at least what passes as his face.

New pill!:
skyrim cd
airsoft revolver
Lord of the rings sting letter opener
scythe
dragon bone

action
Run away after getting and taking pill
Are you not entertained?!  Are you not enjoying this great blood shed?!

You quickly swallow your pill and then run further down the tunnel, holding on the the bleeding stump of your hand. You run down deeper into the caves until you come across another open area. Standing in this area are two creatures. One is a shoe wielding a battle ax. The other is...well. It kind of looks like a hydra but with venus fly traps for heads. Thats...neat....

Oh, Neither of them looks happy that you're here.

Kill the nearest living thing, whatever it is, with the arm of death.

Do PM

1vs4
Mike, ignoring all of his various powers, instead opts to go for the "Epic yet completely impractical" route of attempting to beat a man to death wielding his own severed arm as a weapon. This involves him running, screaming, head long into the hail of gunfire that Trent is laying down in the tunnel.

It has predictable results.

[3]

Mike takes a bullet to the upper leg, one to the gut and another to the right lung.  He falters, trips and collapses onto the unforgiving metal ground, quickly bleeding out.








NOTE! I've changed the google doc for the item pile so that anyone can edit it. If you want to add things, go for it. If you want me to be able to easily keep track of who added what, you can high light them with a color and claim that color on the top of the sheet.

[Beirus]

Hey piecewise, I have one follower. Could I form some of the crystalline growths into a small, wandering dragon?

[Toaster]

"Clearly what this place needs is more gods.  Let's summon a neon one!


Find nearest player.  Shoot a Neon God at them.

[Egan_BW]

"Hey, man-who-is-Toaster! Wanna pledge yourself to me? I'm sure good things will come of this."
Tempt a mortal with unknowable power! 

[Comrade P.]

- You people just don't like high quality, do you? In this bizarre environment, wouldn't you like at least something to act properly? I really want to see the smooth action rather than your sloppiness, and I can grant you that.

Keep doing fruitless attempts to get a follower.