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[tntey]

If Spazyek tries to get me, take my pill

[piecewise]

If Spazyek tries to get me, take my pill

You already did.

Also, bold your actions.

[H4zardZ1]

Let's see...
Summon this things into the junk pile:
Trash-smelling rose
Rafflesia
Kudzu

Could i do things like summoning a log over someone?

[Parisbre56]

No.

[Empiricist]

((Signing up.))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: L'opportuniste
Domain: God Hopping, Betrayal, and Backstabbing (figurative and literal).
Appearance: A perpetually rotating cruciform sword the size of a person, with a long coat draped over the handle. Said long coat has been converted to an impromptu iron maiden, filled with various piercing implements of differing degrees of practicality. A set of wings extend from the back, resembling the branches of a tree, if said tree was made entirely out of metal spikes, impaling a series of puppets and dolls from behind. They twitch and writhe as they slowly bleed.

Add following to junk pile:

• A cheesegrater
  
• A hair comb
  
• Sandpaper
  
• A stapler
  
• A wheel with a skeleton lodged in it
  

[AoshimaMichio]

((Signing up.))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: L'opportuniste
Domain: God Hopping, Betrayal, and Backstabbing (figurative and literal).
Appearance: A perpetually rotating cruciform sword the size of a person, with a long coat draped over the handle. Said long coat has been converted to an impromptu iron maiden, filled with various piercing implements of differing degrees of practicality. A set of wings extend from the back, resembling the branches of a tree, if said tree was made entirely out of metal spikes, impaling a series of puppets and dolls from behind. They twitch and writhe as they slowly bleed.

You should be this instead. Fits you better. You know, The Shrike from Hyperion.

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Don't look (click to show/hide)

Ryan starts viciously beating the shit out of Spazyak, suspecting him of doing that.

Um, heh. I'll just leave now.

Pledge to Ira-Erazmin, hold on to my pill, don't look menacing.

Orders sent

Can we look at the whole turn, or just a section of it?

Also, I was thinking that I would exchange something other than my soul,

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

like information about their followers future rolls.

"Hey, do you guys want to team up with me?"

Pm Stuff.

Do PM action.

Grab tntley by the throat and remove all the matter I can from him! Then pledge self to [insert what ever renaged lobester's ghod name is]

Ok so I've got actions for everyone but whisperling...unless I'm missing him somewhere.

[NAV]

The Hammerer yells "START BEATING EACH OTHER ALREADY! HERE'S SOME STUFF FOR YA."

Spoiler: Throw into the junk pile (click to show/hide)

Folding chair
Non-folding chair
Sledgehammer
Fire extinguisher
A sock with a brick in it
A large fish
An anchor
A cricket bat
A shovel
A metal pipe with a large lump of concrete on one end
A monkey wrench
An enormous spiked mace
A board with some nails in it
A rolling pin
A meat tenderizer
A frying pan
A steel-toed boot filled with concrete on the end of a stick

[Whisperling]

Sorry, been busy with the whole back-to-school fiasco.

So, a few people haven't taken their superpower pill yet? Grab and consume whatever pills I see, with liberal application of fireballs and my whip-arm if necessary. Defend mysepf with fireballs shoupd I be attacked.

[Parisbre56]

Could I become the god of accuracy, or would that be too broad?
How about the god of snipers?
Not going to change my domain, just testing to see what's possible.

[Kriellya]

(( God of snipers seems okay. God of Accuracy probably is as well? I'm getting away with being an Aspect of Healing, though some would say that has little application on the chunky salsa battlefield ))

[Toaster]

Perhaps you mortals need some encouragement.

Spoiler: Crap for the Crap Pile, Junk for its Throne (click to show/hide)

A brick with a sock in it
A scrimshawed human skull
What appears to be an extremely alien skull
A ballpoint pen with a piece missing
A phone case (no phone)
A power cable
A sticker with a smiling kitten face
A red clothes button
A patchwork T-shirt made of other T-shirts
A Klein Bottle
A hollow chicken egg
A Ming vase
A used diaper
A purple thumbtack
A diamond ring
A rusty pickaxe
A dwarf bobblehead
A plate of spaghetti

[tntey]

If Spazyak grabs me, and he is beating me by a lot, use my pills ability to get away

[ATHATH]

Piecewise, you quoted my action but decided to ignore the question attached to it. Why?

[spazyak]

If Spazyak grabs me, and he is beating me by a lot, use my pills ability to get away

laughs
you cannot run, I will find you and destroy you piece by piece, there is no way to fight me for anything that touches me shall and will be consumed!