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[piecewise]

Mechanical joint for the world creation!

An artifact quality sock. It menaces with spikes of diamond. It is on fire.

Throw in the left sneaker!

crystis contributes a very powerfull Magic crystal to the arena.

Ao throws a knife into the arena.

The items are set!

Take my pill, with gasoline instead of bees.

The pill is made!

Can a player force-feed a pill to someone else?

If they were so inclined, I suppose they could.  Dunno why they would though.

Take the pill!

Take my pill.

Current choices:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dragon figurine
PHB (3.5)
BoVD (3.0)
Cheese
Magical Staff

After making my pill, take apart the machine, and memorize the insides of it, via my hyper-intelligence. Don't go to the arena yet.

No to that action, yes to taking pill

Take my pill, with gasoline instead of bees.

Takes pill with a glass of water

The pill is swiftly taken. Probably with something to make it go down easier.

Will send these now.

One moment and We'll begin in earnest.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Add a copy of sins of a solar empire to the arena.

[piecewise]

The Skeleton god raises his hands and the 5 items chosen by the gods rise as well. They float into the air, crushing together and catching fire, burning like a tiny sun.  Phalanges clack together with a sudden clapping motion and the ball of flame explodes outward in a blinding light.

The arena that forms out of this glow is a cramped subterranean maze of caves and tight tunnels. The walls are lined with crystals, like the inside of a geode, but each crystal is a death trap. The facets of the luminous green, blue and purple crystals are razor sharp and their points are as honed as a hypodermic needle. They project from the walls and ceiling like punji sticks, ready to impale. The ground is covered in what look like mechanical fingers, a carpet of slowly flexing metal digits, like iron anemones or clockwork grass.  Spike covered worms made of thick fabric crawl everywhere, each one the size of your forearm and exuding a gooey white paste.


Into this arena, into a central cavern, the men are hurled. They appear along the outer edge of this cavern, no exits in sight save for a single harshly sloping tunnel in the center of the room.



"MAKE WHATEVER PACTS OR ALLIANCES YOU LIKE! TALK IN SECRET, GANG UP, TRICK, LIE, MANIPULATE! ASK THE CORPSES IF HONOR MATTERS TO THEM, FOR IT MATTERS NOTHING TO ME! DO WHAT THOU WILT IS THE WHOLE OF THE LAW, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU SHALL LEAVE THAT PLACE ALIVE! HA HA HA!"


Now, players, you may fight.

[Comrade P.]

Spoiler: Me right now (click to show/hide)

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Me right now (click to show/hide)

Some of the powers people got were pretty neat too.

I won't spoil them though.

[tntey]

Run off into the tunnels, looking for an item.

[ATHATH]

@CP: may the rest of us look in your spoiler?

[Comrade P.]

@CP: may the rest of us look in your spoiler?

Sure thing, I just spoilered a reaction gif there.

[ATHATH]

@CP: may the rest of us look in your spoiler?

Sure thing, I just spoilered a reaction gif there.

I feel the same way. Do you want to pm each other our powers?

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Ah .gifs, both the plague and cure of the internet, yay! "

[AoshimaMichio]

Voice of god echoes through the arena. Pledge your faith to Ao, mortals, and I shall bless you with my hidden and very useful powers!

[Comrade P.]

I feel the same way. Do you want to pm each other our powers?

I don't have any powers, except controlling environments and course of actions of actual players. I'm a spectator.

- Come on, meat machines. Interact with your surroundings. Or each other, - Lor urges the contestants.

[ATHATH]

I feel the same way. Do you want to pm each other our powers?

I don't have any powers, except controlling environments and course of actions of actual players. I'm a spectator.

- Come on, meat machines. Interact with your surroundings. Or each other, - Lor urges the contestants.

You can control our actions directly?

[Comrade P.]

Nope. I can be the voice in the head of your character, or anyone else's character, that just won't go and won't shut up.

[Beirus]

A deep voice booms from the spectating dragon. "I like those green crystals. They're pretty. I mean...COME ON MORTALS! SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY ALREADY."