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[piecewise]

WELCOME!

It is I! Piecewise! The skeletal god of untimely death! Again I stand before you! Again I beckon you here to this convergence of planes, this condensed clot of multi-faceted reality, this arena of unfathomed hedonism! Come forgotten gods, come unearthly spawn, come personified force, feeling, and law! And watch as lives are played out for your enjoyment!

Today I will pluck men from the mortal realms and I will give them the fruit of the gods so that they might slay their fellow man! Ha HA! But it is not so easy as that my friends, for the fruit is enigmatic, and the powers it grants these mortal fools will be decided by their own folly. What joy to watch them sow the seeds of their own demise!

Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)

This is a game based off of "Poison" a game I never released! It's a simple perplexicon style game where the goal of the players is to murder each other to increase their own power! In this case though, we're not using magic books, we're using DRUGS!  Specifically, we're using pills created by grinding up various materials and mixing them into Juice from the fruit of the gods.  Exactly what these pills do will be directly determined by the ingredients used, so they have to choose carefully. We're going straight RTD this time, with certain bonuses being awarded depending on powers gained, as needed.

Players:
We need 8 of you per match. Before each match you are given access to your fruit of the gods and a huge collection of random crap. You can take any of it, up to 5 items. Once you have your random crap, push it into a pile and crack your Fruit open over it. That will create your pill. You can choose to take it immediately or wait, your choice. But once everyone is ready, the fight begins. And each time you kill someone you get another fruit and can return to the junk room to make a new pill and thus gain a new power.

Oh, and these are gods that you're fighting for the amusement of; pledge yourself to fight in honor of one and maybe something neat will happen.

Spectating Gods:
You, my fine friends, are various gods and other similar beings watching this all take place. You've got a few roles with which to influence the game

1. That huge collection of crap that the players draw from to make their pills? You are the ones that populate it. Look around you. Make a list of anything neat you can find or think of and hurl it all into the junk room. Keep in mind that just filling it with bombs and guns is quite boring and might not even be very effective; don't metagame it. Also, try not to throw in anything too big. Things that a person could reasonably pick up and walk around with are best. Oh and try not to repeat things that are already on the list, if you can help it.

2. The arena they fight in will change each round and will be created much in the same way that the pills are. The first 5 items hurled into the arena by the gods watching the match (When the time comes) will form the basis of the world in which the mortals fight.

3. The Spectators function as a sort of adhoc wait list; so being an active spectator who gives a lot of items gives you a much better chance of getting into the next round.

4. When a player pledges themselves to you, two things happen. First, I roll a dice and they get a blessing related to you of a power determined by the dice. Second, if that player wins, you (as a player, not a god) automatically go into the next round.

Spoiler: Sheets (click to show/hide)

Players:
Name:
Description:
How did you get here?: (To get here, you had to have died an untimely death, so what was it of?)


Spectating Gods:
Name:
Domain: (What are you the god of? There are lots of gods, immortals, alien beings, personified concepts and the like around here, so you could be the overseer of just about anything.  Just don't make yourself too powerful or your domain too wide spread or I'll inflict untimely death upon you as well.)
Description: (what you look like. You can look like anything, doesn't matter to me)

The List of Junk

Players

Gods

Those of you who wish to be players, submit your sheets and look over the list. Think about what you want to use. We'll start soon.

Those of you who want to be Spectating Gods, Submit your sheet, take a seat, and start summoning huge amounts of crap from the mortal world to fill our treasury of junk Make this fight interesting!

[Egan_BW]

PTW and First

[spazyak]

I want to join and ptw  _second

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Christopher Jensen
Description: Tall , slim, brown hair, brown eyes
How did you get here?:Tripped in a mall, fell down the escalators, into a the fountain banging his head where he became unconscious and drowned.

[tntey]

Researved

[Playergamer]

Spoiler: Michael Geiszler (click to show/hide)

Name: Michael Geiszler
Description: Tall, fit young man with short blond hair and piercing grey eyes.
How did you get here?: Walking home after drinking with his Bundeswehr friends, Michael stumbled into the street in front of a car. Not a very heroic death for a soldier.

To be fair, Geiszler wasn't much of a soldier. He barely skated by, always staying just decent enough to keep his paycheck. Geiszler is, very carefully, the second worst soldier is his company, deflecting attention from his ineptitude onto somebody else.

[Devastator]

Spoiler: Trent Hawkins (click to show/hide)

Name: Trent Hawkins
Description: Short unkempt dark alcoholic man in flight suit
How did you get here?  Coldsleep accident while trying to avoid getting drafted for the next vertical spacefighter SHMUP after the last four.

[renegadelobster]

Spoiler: Johnathan Greene (click to show/hide)

Name: Johnathan Greene
Description: Tallish middle-aged guy. Brown eyes, blonde hair with a permanent 5 o'clock shadow. Liked firearms, alot. Totally not compensating for anything.
Untimely Death: Made the mistake of looking into the barrel of a rifle when it went 'click' after he loaded a round into it.

[Twinwolf]

Spoiler: In (click to show/hide)

Name: Vera Niels
Description: short woman with short hair that never gets styled.
How did you get here: Walking down the street, when a drunk driver crashed right into her. All that was left was a bloody smudge.

[Egan_BW]

Guess I'll be a god. Watching people kill for my amusement is more my style anyway.

Name: Lurker
Domain: Chickens, Stupidity, and Sneakiness. Mostly the Chickens though.
Description: A shadowed form with the main features being many glowing red eyes and beaks.

And let's start with some items;

Rubber Chicken
Live Chicken
Chicken Egg
Roasted Chicken
Wings ripped off of a magic Buffalo

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Michael Geiszler (click to show/hide)

Name: Michael Geiszler
Description: Tall, fit young man with short blond hair and piercing grey eyes.
How did you get here?: Walking home after drinking with his Bundeswehr friends, Michael stumbled into the street in front of a car. Not a very heroic death for a soldier.

To be fair, Geiszler wasn't much of a soldier. He barely skated by, always staying just decent enough to keep his paycheck. Geiszler is, very carefully, the second worst soldier is his company, deflecting attention from his ineptitude onto somebody else.

Spoiler: Trent Hawkins (click to show/hide)

Name: Trent Hawkins
Description: Short unkempt dark alcoholic man in flight suit
How did you get here?  Coldsleep accident while trying to avoid getting drafted for the next vertical spacefighter SHMUP after the last four.

Spoiler: In (click to show/hide)

Name: Vera Niels
Description: short woman with short hair that never gets styled.
How did you get here: Walking down the street, when a drunk driver crashed right into her. All that was left was a bloody smudge.

I want to join and ptw  _second

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Christopher Jensen
Description: Tall , slim, brown hair, brown eyes
How did you get here?:Tripped in a mall, fell down the escalators, into a the fountain banging his head where he became unconscious and drowned.

4 players in, 4 to go!

Guess I'll be a god. Watching people kill for my amusement is more my style anyway.

Name: Lurker
Domain: Chickens, Stupidity, and Sneakiness. Mostly the Chickens though.
Description: A shadowed form with the main features being many glowing red eyes and beaks.

And let's start with some items;

Rubber Chicken
Live Chicken
Chicken Egg
Roasted Chicken
Wings ripped off of a magic Buffalo

And our  first god! All hail his chickeny goodness.

[Xantalos]

Will god it up once I'm not restraining the urge to murder people at work

[piecewise]

Will god it up once I'm not restraining the urge to murder people at work

Xan: God of Work Related Violence

[Wolfkit]

Spoiler: In (click to show/hide)

Name: Travius the Three Hundred and Forty Ninth
Description: A guy wearing a brown cowboy hat, his eyes hidden by a pair of aviators and his nose and mouth concealed by a bandana. Also he's wearing a hawaiian shirt and camo pants because seriously this guy has negative fashion sense.
How did you get here? He tied a knife to the end of a weed whacker because he thought it would make mowing the lawn easier. Saying that it did not go to plan would be a massive understatement.

[tntey]

Ryan Gordon
A regular sized man with blonde hair. He owns a toothbrush company.
Killed by an exploding toothbrush.

[piecewise]

Ryan Gordon
A regular sized man with blonde hair. He owns a toothbrush company.
Killed by an exploding toothbrush.

Spoiler: In (click to show/hide)

Name: Travius the Three Hundred and Forty Ninth
Description: A guy wearing a brown cowboy hat, his eyes hidden by a pair of aviators and his nose and mouth concealed by a bandana. Also he's wearing a hawaiian shirt and camo pants because seriously this guy has negative fashion sense.
How did you get here? He tied a knife to the end of a weed whacker because he thought it would make mowing the lawn easier. Saying that it did not go to plan would be a massive understatement.

Up to six! Two more!

Get an eye on what you want to grab from the pile of junk!