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[Egan_BW]

"You're one to talk of openmindedness and then turn around and demand rationality from a god of stupidity."
"Bring your straight thinking bias out of here, shitlord."

[FallacyofUrist]

"Being of the irrational you say I be? Form recommended undesired in twining smokes, compared to eldritch blooms under the singing black suns."

[Toaster]

One feels as if some ethereal popcorn has been summoned.

[crazyabe]

"now how long until the battle can start?"

[endlessblaze]

"even a god of cruelty can be kind at times. can you not be reasonable despite your domain?"

[Empiricist]

"You're one to talk of openmindedness and then turn around and demand rationality from a god of stupidity."
"Bring your straight thinking bias out of here, shitlord."

"How about this? If you two disagree so much, settle your quarrel like the other pair. Choose of the two contestants and grant their you their blessing. Loser gets kicked out for a bit. Having the blessing of multiple gods ought to spice it up anyhow."

[ATHATH]

"You're one to talk of openmindedness and then turn around and demand rationality from a god of stupidity."
"Bring your straight thinking bias out of here, shitlord."

"How about this? If you two disagree so much, settle your quarrel like the other pair. Choose of the two contestants and grant their you their blessing. Loser gets kicked out for a bit. Having the blessing of multiple gods ought to spice it up anyhow."

All of this because of a punctuation error. Man, gods are touchy.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Funning be of wassing where, coming the now be it soon mayhems?"

[Devastator]

(I'm ready for the prizefight)

[endlessblaze]

"You're one to talk of openmindedness and then turn around and demand rationality from a god of stupidity."
"Bring your straight thinking bias out of here, shitlord."

"How about this? If you two disagree so much, settle your quarrel like the other pair. Choose of the two contestants and grant their you their blessing. Loser gets kicked out for a bit. Having the blessing of multiple gods ought to spice it up anyhow."

All of this because of a punctuation error. Man, gods are touchy.

"Don't lump us all togther.

Ask anyone that follows me and they will tell you I'm very laid back and non-judgemental."

[flabort]

"Don't lump us all togther.

Ask anyone that follows me and they will tell you I'm very laid back and non-judgemental."

"Except to those who lump you in with the other gods. But seriously, we have every right to be touchy and judgmental; part of why we exist is to judge Mortals, and let's not forget every one of us faces critisism from every non-believer out there. That much heckling from anyone - mortals or gods - is enough to drive any god among us to retaliate a little. Especially those of us who had to EARN our right to be god-tier powerful."

[endlessblaze]

"I don't live to judge. I live to live my life. judgment my sometime fall into that, after all just look at my contestant..."

"please no....no more.....no more....."

"but its not why I exist."

[piecewise]

So here are our characters

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:(contestant is to out of it, or to terrified to speak his name, we will call him uknown)
Reason for being here: he made crystis mad (total understatement), crystis seems to have made him suffer.

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items>
Lighter
3 ring binder
A magic sword
A ruby
A bit of solid energy

((found it))

"you dare pick the energy I placed in the pile. tch, get over there before I incinerate you."

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name:  Bobbers
Backstory:  Killed by his own mother in her drunken stupor.

Spoiler: Pill (click to show/hide)

Electrical Bill
Industrial strength 10 ft HDMI cord
Air horn
Box fan

Spoiler: Dave (click to show/hide)

Name: Dave
Description: A guy with very small ears
How did you get here?: Choked on an olive

Spoiler: Pill (click to show/hide)

Spork
Can of pringles
Dog bane
A 5-pin bowling ball with an image of V’arro’s final moment engraved into it
Maggots

Spoiler: char (click to show/hide)

Name: Petros Koldo
Description: A short man with pale skin, blue eyes, greying hair and a magnificent moustache which somehow survived his fall.
How did you get here?: Tried to install a lightning rod during a thunderstorm, only to fall off of his ladder and crack his head open on the concrete below.

Spoiler: Pill (click to show/hide)

7, 26 - A roll of duct tape that's lost its sticky
4, 24 - A pickle jar full of marbles
4, 30 - Large change
1, 19 - Fire Sprinkler
13, 17 - Doctor's mask

As you can see we're missing literally half the people we need.  I've had no reply from Sean and Urist Mccoder, so I'm erasing them from the list. Kri and H4zardz1 said no, so now we have openings for 4 more people.

These are...
Corsair
hiddenleafguy
Empi
Blazing Glory

So if you're around, make a character and pill!

I posted my sheet already. I think I chose items to. I need to go back and check....

anyways. 

"A SWORD OF MYSTIC FIRE FOR THE ARENA!"

For the arena: A boombox blasting Tango music.

A highly tactical cardboard box.

A Trabant

I attempt to add a ten foot long Tentacle monster to the mixture.

Here's our arena.

You're fighting in a cardboard box that is about, oh, 20 by 50 by 50 feet in size. It is also on fire. Not a lot of fire, just a bit for now, but its gonna get worse. Lining the walls are giant speakers blaring Tango music and occasionally a vintage car comes flying past like a giant tumble weed.

(I'm ready for the prizefight)

DUT, YA READY!?

[crazyabe]

Could I get in?

[AoshimaMichio]

Could I get in?

Into waitlist as a spectating god, yes. OP got info sheet for that.