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[flabort]

Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me...

"I have to agree, not like it would be a bad decision to pledge to a god of ill logic. I think it would be better to pledge to someone who's specialty is not dying."

[crazyabe]

Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me...

"I have to agree, not like it would be a bad decision to pledge to a god of ill logic. I think it would be better to pledge to someone who's specialty is not dying."

I am also the god of good advice, bad advice, And used syringes.

[Comrade P.]

-snip-

- You know, I always wondered if I had a nemesis. An anti-god to my realm. Well here he stands and clankers...

[Radio Controlled]

((If the follower of a god got a kill, then said god could do something, right? If yes, what exactly, arena change or another blessing or what?))

((Change arena in minor ways, create things matching your spheres of influence. I don't think another blessing is among what god can do.))

((Thanks.))

If one's follower has gotten a kill, the god can make an arena change, right? If yes:

Start playing Latino dance music, and have the various faces of the terrain shake, wiggle or roll whatever facial features they can manage. To the beat of course! If that's too much, only do the middle face.

"Hmm, oh yeah, that was wonderful of you, my dear pet. A positively electrifying experience. It's got me all riled up!"

[crazyabe]

Come on join me, Who knows what will happen, You may gain the ability to shoot syringes, or a magic death ball could fallow you around the possibilitys are endless.

[ATHATH]

Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me...

"THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"

Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.

"Ahem... See, Paris? This is the kind of treatment Toaster gives you. You know that I would never do something like that to you."

[renegadelobster]

Shakefastershakefastershakefaster. Move towards Jase. Try to fry him again. Take my new pill.

Pill ingredients:
Pocket knife
Bioncle figures
Shield
Model spitfire
Quadcopter

[NJW2000]

Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me...

Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.

Assist. Spambots cannot be tolerated, too functional to live.

[crazyabe]

Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me...

"THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"

Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.

"Ahem... See, Paris? This is the kind of treatment Toaster gives you. You know that I would never do something like that to you."

Break logic, Repelling his smite back at him with no damage to me, then start shooting used syringes at him.
That's not nice

[ATHATH]

Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me...

"THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"

Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.

"Ahem... See, Paris? This is the kind of treatment Toaster gives you. You know that I would never do something like that to you."

Break logic, Repelling his smite back at him with no damage to me, then start shooting used syringes at him.
That's not nice

Be immune to my own smite, because it only smites deities that speak in purple-ish black. Swarm him with angels.

"So is your constant moaning."

[crazyabe]

Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me...

"THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"

Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.

"Ahem... See, Paris? This is the kind of treatment Toaster gives you. You know that I would never do something like that to you."

Break logic, Repelling his smite back at him with no damage to me, then start shooting used syringes at him.
That's not nice

Be immune to my own smite, because it only smites deities that speak in purple-ish black. Swarm him with angels.

"So is your constant moaning."

Fry his angels in boiling acid, and start consuming them as GFC (God fried chicken)
Thanks for the free lunch

[flabort]

"That's not... OK, one thing I've learned is that getting between a fight between two gods is not a good way to stay alive; I'll back out for now."

[NJW2000]

((Multiple actions? PW not gonna be happy, might wanna edit post ATHATH, see if we can actually get the GM to shut this one up))

[ATHATH]

Just Join me... Not like things could get much worse than me...

"THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, YOU WHINING DRETCH!"

Smite this guy, hopefully silencing him for a few turns.

"Ahem... See, Paris? This is the kind of treatment Toaster gives you. You know that I would never do something like that to you."

Break logic, Repelling his smite back at him with no damage to me, then start shooting used syringes at him.
That's not nice

Be immune to my own smite, because it only smites deities that speak in purple-ish black. Swarm him with angels.

"So is your constant moaning."

Fry his angels in boiling acid, and start consuming them as GFC (God fried chicken)
Thanks for the free lunch

"You just killed thousands of innocent immortals permanently without a second thought!"

Call in da boss (piecewise) to settle this dispute.

[Dutrius]

Hehe. That was very satisfying. My eternal thanks to The Hammerer for such a good clobberin' tool.

Right. Who's that knuckle'ead with the lightnin'?

Clobber Paris (or the nearest knucklehead between me and him).


New Pill:
Fox Plush.
Turtle.
Various Sharpened Sticks.
RFID Card.
A Shot Glass.