If Beirus fails to breathe fire at anything, point him in toaster's general direction. Tear some metal grass from the ground and summon power armor for myself. If at any point someons decides attacking me would be a good idea, incinerate them.
Blow them with a dust storm!
Incinerate Terrab with dragon fire.
Do PM
A small jade statue of a panda appears near Dev.
Geez. This is a Fuster Cluck. So Berius and is attacking Terrab, Whisperling is attacking Terrab, Terrab is attacking everyone else, and Dev is attacking everyone else.
[1]
Jenkins summons an
evil robot that immediately attacks him!
[2]
The robot catches Jenkins by the throat and starts shaking him like an unwanted baby.
Terrab vs Beirus the dragon:
2 vs 6
Well, Terrab fails to summon his lego sandstorm and instead gets caught in a frankly outrageous amount of dragon fire. I mean it, Beirus just freaking fills the entire lower half of the tunnel with concentrated flame. Poor Terrab now resembles a Kebab. We'll count that as a Kill for Jenkins, who gets the ability to make a new pill...just as soon as he's no longer being strangled.
And The summoning trent is trying to do. Lets see.
[1]
Geez.
[5]
"FEEL THE POWER OF THE MIGHT OF THE STORM GODS!" Trent screams, pointing toward the heavens...which in this case is just the roof of the cave tunnel he's in. No sooner has he finished speaking then he's struck by lightning. Despite it causing his hair to smolder and burning off his eyebrows, he seems basically unfazed.
"Fucking storm gods...forget their birthday once and they never let it go."
A few sticks of dynamite, all of them with lit fuses, appear near Trent.
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