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FruitBird

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Nothing special, just a funny FB
« on: August 27, 2015, 04:39:58 am »

"the Forgotten Beast Walathramad has come! A huge snail composed of solid salt. It has wings and it has a bloated body. Beware its deadly spittle!"
I just found it funny that the procedural generation of this game gave me a snail made out of salt.
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mifki

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Re: Nothing special, just a funny FB
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2015, 06:19:43 am »

"the Forgotten Beast Walathramad has come! A huge snail composed of solid salt. It has wings and it has a bloated body. Beware its deadly spittle!"
I just found it funny that the procedural generation of this game gave me a snail made out of salt.

Well, to me personally it's more amusing that it's a flying snail.

Iamblichos

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Re: Nothing special, just a funny FB
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2015, 02:27:03 pm »

To any players survivors of Doomforests, flying snails are NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

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Re: Nothing special, just a funny FB
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2015, 07:04:48 pm »

To any players survivors of Doomforests, flying snails are NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

I trapped it on the stairs and my well trained army chipped it to death. They're all really good at shields so the poison wasnt a worry.
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Blastbeard

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Re: Nothing special, just a funny FB
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2015, 07:53:19 pm »

Well, to me personally it's more amusing that it's a flying snail.

So much for the technology cutoff.
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Calidovi

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Re: Nothing special, just a funny FB
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2015, 09:41:22 pm »

Well, to me personally it's more amusing that it's a flying snail.

So much for the technology cutoff.



Now imagine that on cockroaches.
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Re: Nothing special, just a funny FB
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2015, 12:25:23 am »

The only bug that chases the cats, rather than the other way around.

Salty snail beast is karmic retribution for all the snails tortured to death in that horrible manner.
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