IC THREAD HEREWar has been ravaging this world for too long, cities crumbling, armies perishing, all at the hand of The Villainous Villain of Villainy, Zord. Zord the Overlord. He has tortured our fair denizens, but the time has come to put a stop to Zord's rampage! So that is why we have chosen you, one of six adventurers, completely with your consent, not at all randomly, to travel to the deepest depths of this world and destroy Zord. But the caves are big. Very big. So you will take a long time. And by signing this agreement, you declare that you are fine with us having free reign over all your possessions while you are gone. Okay? Okay.
Please sign here with your full name, then put your basic information down below. I don't know why, but we need that for some reason.
Name:
Gender: (Gender identity)
Sex: (What parts you got.)
Race: (Pretty much all fantasy races, I'll say if I disagree with something. Yes, you can be a nekomata.)
Stats: (All start at 1. You get points via character creation, assigned by me, and by levelling up.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:1
Intelligence:1
Skills:
(You can have one. Make it up yourselves, but I'll double check it.)
Description:(Mental, physical, bla bla bla.)
Items:
Rag shirt
Rag pants
(Basic Weapon depends on race/skill)
You have successfully filled in a form! Congrats to you.
There will be dice rolls influenced by your stats, but they won't be particularly common. Most things will be luck-based, or whatever-I-feel-like-putting-you-through-based.
I hope for there to be lots of RPing, so i'm keeping this pretty simple. I will observe, and tell you how much you fail.
By the way, if you didn't already realize this is going to be a comedy/DnD parody. If you hate joy and laughter, you should probably avoid this.
Here is the rest of the team you'll be working with, and their information, because who cares about privacy, amirite?:
Name: Hoog
Gender: Male
Sex: n/a
Race: Anthropomorphic lamppost turned Bat
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: -1
Intelligence: 3
Skills:
Unreliable Magic: Hoog can cast many spells, but they often go wrong.
Description: Hoog was tall, because he was a lamppost. He was once a wizard, but his spells went wrong and turned him into a lamppost. He longs to return to a human body, as soon as he finds a wizard competent enough to do it. He has recently become an abnormally large bat
Items:
Rag shirt
Rag trousers
Fangs
Wings
Names: Boog & Gerrm
Gender: Male
Sex: Male
Race: Miniature Ettin (Miniature Two headed giant)
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
(Boog) Intelligence: 1 (Gerrm) Intelligence: 3
Skills:
Two headed: Boog & Gerrm have two heads, gerrm is smarter than boog.
Description: Boog is dumb and barbaric, but gerrm is almost as civilized as a dwarf.
Items:
Rag shirt
Rag trousers
Oversized club
Name: Naraje
Gender: mushroom
Sex: mushroom
Race: Mushman
Stats:
Strength:2
Dexterity:3
Intelligence:2
Skills: Cave knowledge
Description: Naraje is a sentient mushroom. He looks like a humanoid with a mushroom cap on his head instead of hair. He is about five foot tall and releases a spore clous when sneezing or surprised. He is lean of build. He is seeking adventure.
Items:
Rag shirt
Rag pants
Spore
Name: Kryla
Gender: Female
Sex: Female
Race: Dragon
Stats:
Strength:2
Dexterity:2
Intelligence:7
Skills:
Unreliable Magic 2: Spells are accidentally cast, however, they usually tend to do whatever she's thinking about.
Description: About 10 ft long, not including the tail, with aquamarine colored scales. Diamond-like eyes. A little smarter than average for a dragon, which is about 10 times smarter than a person.
Items:
Rag shirt
Rag pants
Claws
Name: madness (yes, that "m" is lowercase on purpose)
Gender: Male
Sex: Male, but now a gelding
Race: Dragonwrought Kobold, with some weird ancestry that improves his stats.
Stats:
Strength:-7
Dexterity:1
Intelligence:15
Skills:
Magic
Description: A tribe of kobolds was slowly dying, and wished to preserve their legacy by creating the best creature they could, in the hope that he will survive past the tribe's small time left on this plane. They taught him magic (because not rewriting reality at-will is for weaklings), and injected him with all sorts of elixirs and potions. Eventually, the tribe died, and madness (even his name was optimized, as Allips are created when someone is driven to suicide by madness) set out to rule the world. Unfortunately, the spot is already taken. A coop is in order...
Items:
Rag shirt
Rag pants
Item Familiar (A plate embedded on the underside of his skull (not his head, his skull)
A chunk of cheese
Through obscure feats, madness doesn't need a spellbook (but can still learn spells from scrolls)
madness prepares spells in the morning, and does not spontaneously cast them (except for divination spells) like some other mages.
Name: Seinraan
Gender: Genderless
Sex: Male
Race: Demon of Sloth (in human body)
Stats:
Strength:4
Dexterity:-100
Intelligence:5
Skills:
1. Power-sleeping
Description: "Is he even awake? I don't think he's awake! He sure doesn't look like it.. Hey, let's go poke him with a stick!"
Items:
Rag shirt
Rag pants
Cast Drowsiness
Author
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