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[Twinwolf]

"Hey, actor dude. I'm about to try to beat the robbers up, and I could use some help... I'll get one, you get the other."

((How many robbers are there?))

[Megggas]

"Hey, actor dude. I'm about to try to beat the robbers up, and I could use some help..."

((How many robbers are there?))

Just 2.

[Nunzillor]

"Hey, actor dude. I'm about to try to beat the robbers up, and I could use some help... I'll get one, you get the other."

((How many robbers are there?))

"Yes, these uncouth simpletons do not appreciate my art, and thus are undeserving of mercy."

Ride my bike into one of them while taking on the politically charged role of Paul Revere.  Take his gun while yelling "The British are coming!" repeatedly.

[Twinwolf]

Whack whichever one Nunzillor isn't getting with the dinosaur bone while explaining to him exactly what I am hitting him with.

[Beirus]

((Hey Meggas, why did I lose followers? Didn't I manage to convince them earlier to never harm me?))

Crank up the volume on the PA system to drown out NAV, then use psychology and Christianity to diplomatically manage everyone within hearing range to strengthen the resolve of my followers and convince those lost ones to rejoin the flock for a big english dancing number that involves harming Hawk132 and NAV, and to keep doing so until I say otherwise. Then crank up Christian gospel music on the radio over the PA system to continually drown out NAV, Hawk132, and anyone else while I rest my voice. 

[Hawk132]

Stop dancing. Kick the guy that tried to shoot me if he does it again. Find something thin and sharp and pierce my eardrums. Assist anyone who tries to go against Beirus in any way I can.

[Megggas]

((Hey Meggas, why did I lose followers? Didn't I manage to convince them earlier to never harm me?))

((They definitely would have never harmed you if no other player influenced them.  In this case, both you and NAV rolled 10s and got bonuses, so both your action and his action had an effect on them, though your roll was higher.  So some of the followers standing closest to NAV listened to him, since they couldn't hear you as clearly because of his loud singing.  Also, since NAV specifically was trying to instill feelings of freedom, "fighting the man", and not obeying you, the ones affected decided to stop following you to demonstrate their freedom, turned against you, the authority figure, as an way of "fighting the man", and are attempting to hunt you down specifically to rebel against your order to not do so.

See, I carefully thought this all out.  I certainly didn't just forget about that command you gave them from earlier.  *nervous laugh*

Nope, not at all.))

((EDIT: Though to be fair, it probably would have been more appropriate for Beirus to have lost 12 followers only if his roll was lower than NAV's, not higher.  Thus, I've decided that all those ex-followers will suffer a -5 penalty to resisting Beirus' next attempt to control them.) 

[Hiddenleafguy]

Realize my mistake and dodge the kick, then empty however many words I have left into the mob attempting to kill Hawk, while attempting to convince them that their master has forsaken Christianity, and thus needs to be safely and humanly put into one of the cells.

[Andres]

Ignore Person and go inside the shop.

[Person]

Throw my basketball at Andres head. Try to catch it on the rebound and get multiple throws in if I can.

[Andres]

While I'm still on the street, I'll carve a beautiful picture into the basketball that Person is throwing at me with my knife. Afterwards, I'll carve some very artistic pictures on Person's eyeballs.

[NAV]

Realize my mistake and dodge the kick, then empty however many words I have left into the mob attempting to kill Nav, while attempting to convince them that their master has forsaken Christianity, and thus needs to be safely and humanly put into one of the cells.

Assist this negotiation with PUNK ROCK!

[Megggas]

Realize my mistake and dodge the kick, then empty however many words I have left into the mob attempting to kill Nav, while attempting to convince them that their master has forsaken Christianity, and thus needs to be safely and humanly put into one of the cells.

Assist this negotiation with PUNK ROCK!

((I think Hiddenleafguy meant Hawk132, who is with him in the prison's lobby, near the exit.  Beirus' followers are in that lobby too, about to attack Hawk132.  You are actually by yourself near the center of the prison.))

[Hiddenleafguy]

Ah, good catch, I almost just saved my target, I will go edit my post.

[NAV]

The publisher guy, is he amongst my followers or Beirus's?

Follow my fellow punk enthusiasts and keep loudly punk rocking about how Beirus is evil. Try to get them to join in!

Film the whole thing!