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[Omeganaut]

skin the monster and make a disguise from its hide to fool the alien menace.

[AoshimaMichio]

skin the monster and make a disguise from its hide to fool the alien menace.

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Butcher the body completely. Wear its skull as a helmet.

[The Lupanian]

Try keycard on all the compartments.

Most of the compartments are empty, however in one you find an item -
"this item appears to be a jar with a clone embryo in it"

[Omeganaut]

combine clone embryo with plant.

[The Lupanian]

skin the monster and make a disguise from its hide to fool the alien menace.

+1
Butcher the body completely. Wear its skull as a helmet.

You don’t have an appropriate tool, so you grab the Scrap Cutter off the wall,
You butcher the monster and wear its hide as armor,
You are unable to wear the skull so you settle for putting teeth on the mask.

[The Lupanian]

combine clone embryo with plant.

you lack the ability to do this

[The Lupanian]

I forgot to mention the compartment with the X still does not open.

[Nunzillor]

Awesome.  Look through the door on the left.

[Omeganaut]

Use your leet morse code skills to have a conversation with the trap door by jumping on it.

[The Lupanian]

Use your leet morse code skills to have a conversation with the trap door by jumping on it.

You jump up and down on the trap door, you land on the release button and hear a click, a voice says “FINALLY!”

[AoshimaMichio]

Be a dick. Keep standing on the trap door.

[The Lupanian]

Be a dick. Keep standing on the trap door.

“There’s something blocking the door, see if you can clear it”

[Nunzillor]

Ask them who they are.

[Omeganaut]

Give them the typical astronaut welcome, with a self-inflicted wet willy.

[The Lupanian]

Ask them who they are.

“My name is Dr. Donny Garcia- I’m a biologist. I was getting something from cold storage when that monster came.”