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[Stirk]

"Good job, moron, ya jus' made an enemy wit an established God. Dis ain' gonna end well fer ya."

"I am very scared. Wow! Like how many people are helping you! All I see is one! And that person is a brain who is insane in the membrain! Also, Zenurion, could you write down what's happening please? Or take a mental picture? I want this battle to be made into a wondrous song! You can be in it Zenurion! Isgon Rid the porcupine. He gets rid of the quills on the back first though.

"Rememba dees words when ya find everythin' ya love has been broken up inta little pieces an put inta yer shoe."

The over brain now converts the giant porcupine into a normal porcupine

((Is this powergaming? Abe, I think you are a going a little to far.))

((The porcupine thing? No. That is not even close to power-gaming, really.))

[tntey]

"Rememba dees words when ya find everythin' ya love has been broken up inta little pieces an put inta yer shoe."

"Ha! You are so funny! You ever try standup?" Also, Nogis creates 4 E worth of Zaris. There goal in life is to be funny, and spread comedy.

[crazyabe]

((4E of comedians on a battle field?))

[Stirk]

"Rememba dees words when ya find everythin' ya love has been broken up inta little pieces an put inta yer shoe."

"Ha! You are so funny! You ever try standup?" Also, Nogis creates 4 E worth of Zaris. There goal in life is to be funny, and spread comedy.

"Oppose. Jus' cause yer annoyin' me.."

[tntey]

((4E of comedians on a battle field?))

Oh No no! Not at all! NO!

[Vgray]

I SHALL HAVE TO ASK THE MASTER IF THIS IS A REGULAR OCCURANCE. I HOPE NOT. I HAVE ENOUGH WORK AS IT IS.

[FArgHalfnr]

Zenurion, finally realizing the gravity of the situation, takes a bottle from one of his labcoat's seemingly bottomless pockets. On the bottle is what seems to be the advertising of the content:
Zenurion's after party private reserve! Only available in limited quantities, per-order now before it's too late!

He then down half of the bottle in a single go, apparently completely cured from the effect of the alcohol. He then offer the bottle to the nearest person in his group:
Here, you'll probably want to not be drunk for this. Looks like you'll all get to see the beginning of the first divine war! Well if you don't count that other murder attempt... Oh well. So anyways, smile, you guys are getting in the history books now!

Looks like I'll have to go, but I'll bring something here to keep you guys company.
Zenurion then summons what appears to be a poorly made scarecrow intended to look like himself, having googly eyes and a somewhat friendlier smile than he have in reality. He quickly vanish in a small cloud of black smoke.
Zenurion will make sure that his drunken companions will be mentioned in history books when talking about his arrival to the conflict, along with their name.

Zenurion reappear where the other gods are taking part in the conflict.
OHOHOHOHOH! Looks like it's time for some fun! It's time for me to make the big reveal! But before, a short commercial break:
Zenurion then vanish again, probably to get ready for his reveal. A television stands where he was seconds ago, displaying advertisements for various probably fictive products owned by various companies, all bearing Zenurion's name in them.

[Dutrius]

You'd better not bring your fight down into the caverns.

Use flux to prevent soldiers from both sides from entering the Efte/Naedercynn caverns. Appear to the Efte/Naedercynn.

Alright, listen up. There's a bit of a scuffle going on topside. I want you to stay out of it. All of you. No ifs. No buts. No exceptions. Is that clear? Good.

If any soldiers come to the entrances, you are not to deal with them unless they are too injured to continue the fight. Traders,  merchants and scholars may come and go as normal.

[crazyabe]

The over brain pulls out a remote and hits the "Fast forwards" button at Zenurions TV until the ads are over

[FArgHalfnr]

The over brain pulls out a remote and hits the "Fast forwards" button at Zenurions TV until the ads are over

A forbidden sign appears on the corner, with the following text under it:
This action is prohibited during commercial breaks. The great Zenurion would also request that you bring his remote to the nearest Tribunal.

Edit: ((Doing this because I haven't decided exactly how I'll act yet. This really took me by surprise. ))

[tntey]

"BROTHERS AND SISTERS" Nogis shouts so all god can here. "HELP ME FIGHT THE EVIL DON! HE IS JUST LIKE ISGON! DISHING OUT PUNISHMENT AS HE SEE'S FIT! FIGHT WITH ME FOR JUSTICE! IF WE LET HIM DO THIS, THEN OTHERS WILL KILL AS THEY SEE FIT!

[Vgray]

"As refreshingly overt as you are little Jojo, it does not make you many friends."

Talios uses all of his flux to personally manifest on the battlefield and destroy the Don's troops.

[tntey]

"As refreshingly overt as you are little Jojo, it does not make you many friends."

Talios uses all of his flux to personally manifest on the battlefield and destroy the Don's troops.

"THANKYOU MY FRIEND! YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED IN SONGS AND STORIES!"

[crazyabe]

The over brain summons 1000 card board copys of the Dons troops around Talios

[tntey]

"Okay?" Nogis creates rain storms around the cardboard, so it will become soggy.