((Honestly I was about to propose in the IC to stop arguing
. It would've probably been more rude, though.))
Zenurion suddenly seems to loose interest in the ongoing bickering as he notice Cerberus, who seems to be doing his best to appear smaller.Oh nice, you did follow my instructions. Now you know why I keep calling them stupid...
Cerberus seems to regain confidence as he see his god, taking a more confident pose.
YES MASTER! BUT... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?
Meh, just a bunch of failed assassins. They did manage to hit me pretty hard at one point... So, anything to report?
YES MASTER! THE ONE THAT LOOK LIKE A SPIRAL KEPT TRYING TO MAKE ME LEAVE FOR SOME REASON. OTHERWISE THEY JUST KEPT ARGUING OVER AND OVER AGAIN...
He probably thought I'd stop calling everyone murderers if you leaved. Those whispers were me, by the way. So anyways, now that I'm here you can go back to the tribunal, but before I have something for you, for having managed to go through their endless onslaught of idiocy with your sanity intact.
THANK YOU MASTER!
Zenurion grant Cerberus a disproportionately long, serpentine tail that ends with a head. The upper half of the head consist of what seems to be a goat skull. This new being will usually behave as a snake, sniffing the air with it's black tongue and have a mentality not unlike that of a household animal.Here, now you'll have a pet to keep you company. Now go back to your tribunal, I'm sure you have plenty of souls to judge.
Cerberus descends to hell to perform his task."We have been at this for exactly twenty three minutes. I am sorry for your creations. Their God is completely batshit in every way."
"So do I. Ya know what? If one tick is longanough time ta forgetabout murda attemps, den dis guy porlly won't care 'bout something made a buncha ticks ago, right? I says we ease da burden of his poor creations an' take em for ourselves..."
Meh, humans are fun to mess with, but ruling them? Not sure how that would work out for me...
You guys can take care of debating on that, all I'd want is to be allowed to play with them from time to time.Edit: Damn, so many ninja posts o.o