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[~Neri]

"Headsitting means a cat likes you."

[Detoxicated]

"So Cerebrus, who is your master again? Also how did you get here?"

[FArgHalfnr]

"So Cerebrus, who is your master again? Also how did you get here?"

UHM IT'S ZENURION. HE CREATED ME TO JUDGE THE SOULS OF MORTALS. ERMH I CAME HERE BY FOLLOWING HIS INSTRUCTIONS. BEING SOMEWHAT ETHEREAL MADE IT EASIER TO TRAVEL THROUGH THE VOID OF CREATION. WHY ARE THINGS SO EMPTY BY THE WAY? I THOUGHT CREATION FILLED THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING.

[Detoxicated]

"Why do you judge souls?"

[FArgHalfnr]

TO DETERMINE WHENEVER OR NOT THEY DESERVE TO GO TO HELL, AND UNDER WHAT FORM IF THEY DO.

[~Neri]

"Silly spiral would know this if he payed attention when this one was created."

"As for why creation is tiny. That is because some gods at the beginning were stupid and didn't consider overpopulation and requisite expansion as time progresses."

[Ama]

TO DETERMINE WHENEVER OR NOT THEY DESERVE TO GO TO HELL, AND UNDER WHAT FORM IF THEY DO.

"WAIT HE ACTUAL HAS YOU JUDGE THEM? I JUST PRESUMED HE TRIED TO GET AS MANY SOULS AS HE COULD TO HELL, GOOD OR EVIL"

[~Neri]

"Do try to pay attention when things are created. He judges them fairly and justly. Evil souls are condemned to hell. Anything else is sent to their respective afterlives."

[Stirk]

"Silly spiral would know this if he payed attention when this one was created."

"As for why creation is tiny. That is because some gods at the beginning were stupid and didn't consider overpopulation and requisite expansion as time progresses."

"We gots enough room fer billions and billlions o' people. Ain't eva gonna run out on one planet, let alone three."

"Do try to pay attention when things are created. He judges them fairly and justly. Evil souls are condemned to hell. Anything else is sent to their respective afterlives."

"I tink respective aftalives come first. Even if yer evil, ya serve someone else an' ya go to der place."

[FArgHalfnr]

"Silly spiral would know this if he payed attention when this one was created."

"As for why creation is tiny. That is because some gods at the beginning were stupid and didn't consider overpopulation and requisite expansion as time progresses."

"We gots enough room fer billions and billlions o' people. Ain't eva gonna run out on one planet, let alone three."

"Do try to pay attention when things are created. He judges them fairly and justly. Evil souls are condemned to hell. Anything else is sent to their respective afterlives."

"I tink respective aftalives come first. Even if yer evil, ya serve someone else an' ya go to der place."

UHM YES, MASTER MADE SURE TO SPECIFY THAT WHEN HE GAVE ME THE JOB. HE SAYS HE DON'T WANT GOOD SOULS IN HELL BECAUSE THEY WOULD RUIN THE PLACE WITH THEIR MORALS... THAT'S WHAT HE THINK, OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT HE TOLD ME.

[Vgray]

"Don't worry friend, I like you. You happen to be the guardian of one the only afterlives approved by the master of the Dead."

Talios glares at everyone with an unapproved afterlive. You know who you are.

[Stirk]

"Don't worry friend, I like you. You happen to be the guardian of one the only afterlives approved by the master of the Dead."

Talios glares at everyone with an unapproved afterlive. You know who you are.

"If yer so crazy 'bout afterlives, why ya raisin' tha dead on da planet?"

The Don replaces the "Newly Renovated!" sign with "Proudly Unapproved!" in gold lettering in the Corpse Club.

[Fr0stByt3]

Jixiu blinks in confusion. "Wait, afterlives have to be approved? If I had known, I would have asked! Im sorry."

[Lord_lemonpie]

Morthan has begun looking for the most attractive woman of Gaia, Boreas, and Eden. An ascension scuffle has erupted as a consequence. Mörköhas decided to drop silver bananas, the Bananas of Discord, addressed to "the Most Beautiful One" on all three worlds. Morthan's minor ascension scuffle has escalated to a minor border war. This is where we get the expression "to go bananas."

Morthan asks Torqal to find more information about both warring groups. Torqal is forbidden to kill anyone whilst doing this, and torture should be a last resort.

[Stirk]

Jixiu blinks in confusion. "Wait, afterlives have to be approved? If I had known, I would have asked! Im sorry."

"Dey don'. Dat moron jus' tinks dey do. Best ta ignore 'em. Ain't like he asked ya to fer permission ta improve inventions."