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[Stirk]

Talios appears before the mortal in the guise of an extremely pale High Elf, and stabs his hand with a ceremonial dagger.

((The Mortal says ow!))

[Andres]

"You are either a liar, or the most naive being in existence."

(Since it's all in post, I'll just assume you were talking about the genocide thing.)
"Well I'm not lying, so how am I naive?"

[Vgray]

"Let me put it this way. If I tell a mortal to do something they'll do it. If they don't, they'll get a one way trip to the afterlives."

[Fr0stByt3]

As Jixiu explores the Void, he decides to listen for prayers.

[Andres]

"Let me put it this way. If I tell a mortal to do something they'll do it. If they don't, they'll get a one way trip to the afterlives."

"But we didn't tell anyone to do anything... I'm confused."

[tntey]

"Morko, I am attempting to get some order around are pantheon. But let me ask you, how are we unorderly, other then Sprillian calling us the alpha pantheon?

[Fr0stByt3]

Struck by boredom, Jixiu teleports himself in front of Don Giovanni. "Hi."

[Stirk]

Struck by boredom, Jixiu teleports himself in front of Don Giovanni. "Hi."

The Don takes a sip from a new glass.

"'Ey."

[Fr0stByt3]

"Why'd you make my plants illegal? Just, y'know, wondering. For science."

[Stirk]

"Why'd you make my plants illegal? Just, y'know, wondering. For science."

"Cuz if it ain't illegal, den ya can jus' sell em legally. No smugglin', no crime ta get tha plants done. Same tin' I banned breathin' an' walkin' and all dat for. Da more laws there is, tha more crime there is, see? I make a buncha useless laws, den a buncha criminal organizations pop up. I gets more powerful, tha Breathing Syndacite gets ta breath all dey want, and da other gods are happy I ain't doin' sometin' der really against. Don' worry, bannin' sometin' don't effect how many people gets it. Not if I got say, see?"

((And sorry for the extra work load, KJP (I always hated doing prayers...), but out of curiosity I must try:))

Don Giovanni listens to prayers!

[Andres]

"So your theoretical archenemy isn't a god of Law, but rather a god of Chaos who would remove all laws and thus by definition remove all crime?"

[Fr0stByt3]

Jixiu nods. "That actually makes a lot of sense. So, it's all just to increase your own power as a god, correct?"

[Stirk]

"So your theoretical archenemy isn't a god of Law, but rather a god of Chaos who would remove all laws and thus by definition remove all crime?"

"Da laws dey got em dem books ain't exactly lowerein' da amount of chaos in da world. Nah, mah real enemy would be a God of Law Enforcement. See, I wanna fill da world will a bunch of stupid rules, but I don' wan none of dem ta be followed. If everythin' is illegal, den I have fulfilled a goal. Someone who needed ta crack down on my Boys would be da kinda guy I would neva get along wit."

Jixiu nods. "That actually makes a lot of sense. So, it's all just to increase your own power as a god, correct?"

"'Bout right. Close 'nough to da truth."

[Fr0stByt3]

Jixiu manages to smile even more broadly, his eyes sparkling with joy. "I see! Well, the Chokobos certainly won't be following the law against Cacao! I made it just for them, you know! Well, it was actually mostly because I could, but I figured it would be better to pretend I actually had a reason for doing it."

[Stirk]

Jixiu manages to smile even more broadly, his eyes sparkling with joy. "I see! Well, the Chokobos certainly won't be following the law against Cacao! I made it just for them, you know! Well, it was actually mostly because I could, but I figured it would be better to pretend I actually had a reason for doing it."

"Dats good. Nobody would be happy if dey wanted ta follow tha law....Ain't very much of dem though, is der? Yer gonna need ta make more if ya want em to do anytin' worth noticin'."