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[micelus]

"Say, has anyone planned any festivals to be coming soon? I have a few plans that need a festival or a similar large gathering of mortals in order to work, but I would hate to cause a scheduling conflict."

"My friend, pray tell, what is this festival you desire? The Carnivale would surely be a great addition to any celebration, yes?"

Check if mosquitoes are actually affecting Djinn and if they are, check if they also harm non-caste Djinn.

[Demonic Spoon]

Suggest to the Boreal administrator that he acquire the services of Tree-Jitsu mages to help alleviate this problem. If this is not possible I'll work on a solution to this problem eventually, but I have another priority this turn.

Sylvan cultivates these prayers:
#1: "May Sylvan bless this sacred ground, where Llynallos established the Covenant of the Wood."

Bless the sacred ground.

Investigate the sacred ground, Llynallos and the Covenant of the Wood.

#2: "What is your favorite tree? Do you have a favorite tree?"

"I do not have a particularly favoured tree at this time, though I have high hopes for the Evertrees."

Spend one ichor to give all mundane trees rudimentary intelligence.

Create a 25,000 dryads, with dryadic bonded yew trees in suitable locations across the worlds. With their somewhat plantlike, if soft, constitution, dryads have a minor affinity for Tree-Jutsu, and the natural ability to photosynthesize. Humanoids with green skin, hard-edged leafen nails, and a head of delicate branchleaf hair, who enjoy appreciating trees.

[Affinity(Tree-Jutsu) Free?][Affinity+1(Dryadism) <x1.4>][Charismatic+2 <x1.2>][Fruitful+4 <x1.4>][Lifespan-4 <x0.5>][Magic resistance-1 <x0.8>][Pious+2 <x2>][Protection-1 <x0.8>][Single-gendered <x0.6>][Size-3 <x0.77>][Speed-1 <x0.8>][USB <x1.2>]
~0.00068 Essence per ten

Create a 100 Tree Kings. Trees with a human shape, they can only reproduce with the Dryads, though the Dryads themselves are not so limited, having more flexibility in their potential partners. In the event of their death, Tree Kings are reborn as a seed within a lotus formed from clouds, which then fall back to the earth, regrowing into the Tree King. They are the rulers of the Dryads.

As Rulership+5 means that for now there's probably a surplus of Tree Kings than those required to rule the Dryads, the remainder are assigned to assist the Arboreal Administrators in their duties.

[Am Legion+1 <x1.1>][Charismatic+2 <x1.2>][Divine <x25>][Fruitful+2 <x1.2>][Intelligence+1 <x1.2>][Loyalty+10 <x2>][Perceptive+1 <x1.2>][Public speaking+3 <x1.3>][Rulership+5 <x2.5>][Single-gendered <x0.6>][Size-3 <x0.77>][Speed-1 <x0.8>]
~0,137 Essence per ten

[Ama]

Itia's petitioner has responded:
"The colder, smaller star is beautiful too. Maybe we should live in its delightful orangeness."
((It is the second star created in the polls and is (without further notice/modification) probably similar to our sun))

"IF YOU WANT TO LIVE THERE FIND A GROUP OF FELLOW LIKE MINDED STAR-PEOPLE AND JOURNEY TO IT"

Itia would like to encourage the creation of various short stories and songs amongst the Star-People. They shall be used to teach their children important advice such as warning their parents if they see men in lab coats.

Liston to more prayers.

[FArgHalfnr]

CNCL004.06: Oppose. We pretty much all already have afterlives for that.

Spoiler: Prayers (click to show/hide)

Godslayer wannabe:
IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A STRAITJACKET OF PROTECTION, LEMME SHOW YOU!
Forcibly put the straitjacket on him and attach it properly.
SEE! NOW YOU ARE PROTECTED FROM YOURSELF!

Mistake Engineer:
You just dropped a green 's' in your sentence, also thanks for that thing! We can make unlimited energy with the help of Eid now!

Time for another broadcast, with the usual nuclear sirens playing before. On the screen we can see Zenurion digging a mass grave and a pile of 53 Lambdent corpses in the background.
And that's it with today's challengers! I hope the rest of you will learn a valuable lesson from their sacrifice. In other news I have a first patch that won't fix everything I mentioned earlier but still be useful.

LAMBDENT OS V.1.0.1:
Patch notes:
    -Fixed a bug where Sillians would be mistaken for a god
     (Sillians are renamed as Sallacians to avoid confusion with the spiral god)
    -Fixed a bug where alphas would be mistaken for non alphas.
     (Alpha Sallacians now have a purple-ish skin to differenciate them from non alphas)
    -New title for alphas.
     (Alpha Sallacians are now called Prime Sallacians)
Apply everything mentioned in the patch to the appropriate targets.

[~Neri]

"Say, has anyone planned any festivals to be coming soon? I have a few plans that need a festival or a similar large gathering of mortals in order to work, but I would hate to cause a scheduling conflict."

"The Circus is nearly formed. Just a feeeew more members." Meow says, curled up on top of the Mistake Engine.

[TheBiggerFish]

Tenat shall state that Cofe is not to be banned, but continue destroying it.
Tenat shall also note that Tenat does not use mind-altering substances.

[Stirk]

Tenat shall state that Cofe is not to be banned, but continue destroying it.
Tenat shall also note that Tenat does not use mind-altering substances.

"Ya sure? It'd 'splain a lot if ya did."

[ShadowDragon]

Quelor detects these prayers:
#1: "Can I borrow some tools from my future?"

"No. Time travel is dangerous and expensive."

#2: "What is the best way to make gold?"

"If you mean creating gold, Plasmurgy is the best way for mortals, if only due to the lack of any more specialized schools. If you mean mining gold, here's a book on the subject."
Give the gold-seeker an extremely detailed book on mining gold.

[hector13]

Veles has joined the Kitsoony traveling performers incognito to see what life is like for them. It appears that many contracts are (illegally!) not renewed or sufficient, and for most performers, life is hard, and performance provides an unstable income.

Nope, not happening.

Immediately remove all Kitsoonies who are performing outwith Kitsoony travellers, allowing them time to recover from their horrible treatment before encouraging them to join independent Kitsoony travellers, or remain in BroadRoad to teach at the Performance Arts school.

Discourage future Kitsoony involvement in non-Kitsoony performance endeavours.

Lolohe explains that in addition to the Humans who were found after a few months with mild head injuries and slightly bloodied rocks, the Kitsoony reported that some Kitsoony had also been found in similar states after a few months of being gone. They suspect Zenurion or Morthan may have been involved.

Do Zenurion and Morthan have any comments?

[Happy Demon]

[Si]
Gaia, Unpolluted Lands

Si flies away from the admirer, and approaches Veles.
"U-um..."

[~Neri]

Veles has joined the Kitsoony traveling performers incognito to see what life is like for them. It appears that many contracts are (illegally!) not renewed or sufficient, and for most performers, life is hard, and performance provides an unstable income.

Nope, not happening.

Immediately remove all Kitsoonies who are performing outwith Kitsoony travellers, allowing them time to recover from their horrible treatment before encouraging them to join independent Kitsoony travellers, or remain in BroadRoad to teach at the Performance Arts school.

Discourage future Kitsoony involvement in non-Kitsoony performance endeavours.

Lolohe explains that in addition to the Humans who were found after a few months with mild head injuries and slightly bloodied rocks, the Kitsoony reported that some Kitsoony had also been found in similar states after a few months of being gone. They suspect Zenurion or Morthan may have been involved.

Do Zenurion and Morthan have any comments?

Meow aids in the teleportation of mistreated Kitsoony back to Kitsoony settlements. Performers are an important part of any circus. Can't let them get hurt. Meow will use up to four Flux to aid in the teleportation.

[micelus]

Veles has joined the Kitsoony traveling performers incognito to see what life is like for them. It appears that many contracts are (illegally!) not renewed or sufficient, and for most performers, life is hard, and performance provides an unstable income.

Nope, not happening.

Immediately remove all Kitsoonies who are performing outwith Kitsoony travellers, allowing them time to recover from their horrible treatment before encouraging them to join independent Kitsoony travellers, or remain in BroadRoad to teach at the Performance Arts school.

Discourage future Kitsoony involvement in non-Kitsoony performance endeavours.


Do Zenurion and Morthan have any comments?

Check if the Carnivale has been doing this. Punishment will be swift.

[hector13]

Perhaps you have made the Djinn a little too shrewd, eh Sadiq?

Edit: Investigate why the Witnesses weren't overseeing the contractual developments. Too few numbers? Interference from another god? Everything!

[micelus]

"Hmm...I gave them a range of personas with no limits or maximums; perhaps the less scrupulous have creeped into the Carnivale administration? If so, I must make some...clarifications."

[Happy Demon]

[Si]
Gaia, Unpolluted Lands

Si tugs at Veles.
"Y-you... made, the... fox, people?"