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[Happy Demon]

[Si]
Gaia, Unpolluted Lands

In the flower-guy's garden.
"S-sorr... y."
Si flies away, to the admirer.
"Wh-why... s-say, such... about... m... me?
I-I... have, scars. M-my... S-Sisskar, are... more, beautiful."

((Sisska = Sis Skapning = Si's Creation
Sisskar = Sis Skapninger = Si's Creations))

"L-life... is, my... beauty. Y-you, are... my, beauty.
T-take... care, of it. Y-your's... and, others."
Si makes and gives the Wand of Sis K'ruppt (Sis Kropp = Si's Body) to the admirer. This artifact enables the wielder to turn into a more attuned body (like a magical girl transformation).
It also makes the wielder more healthy, and increases it's wielder's lifespan by 1 category.

If the wielder is not female, then they'll turn female upon using it. The form is like Si, which is basically Angels without wings or exoskeleton.
In the attuned body, the user may safely do as much K'ruppt as they want, without fearing of losing themselves.
It grants the capability to do both San K'ruppt and E'lement K'ruppt.
It also fixes an error with all Sisskar the wielder heals (only the wielder needs to hold the wand), removing the Unworshipable trait.
((It's gonna take a lot of time for it to cure all Si's creations of the Unworshipable trait, considering there's only one wand.))

Edit: Si will use her claws to stab a hole in her hand, and then infuse Ichor into the wand, at least 1, but if the base cost is higher (her current Essence isn't enough), go up to 4 Ichor to achieve this.

Edit 2: ((Because she's far more careful with her Ichor, she wont accidentally stain the ground and pollute the lands.))

Edit 3: ((Made the healing fixing more clear.))

[TheBiggerFish]

Tenat shall set up a persistent subroutine to obliterate Cofe, with simple magic as opposed to divine energies.

"Ill make da cofree grow fasta than you can break it. Keep dis up, see how it works out for yas. Yer 'bout to get ya third strike real quik here pal."

>This Aspect repeats a cessation request.  This Aspect shall take measures should these actions continue.

"Tha God of Growth don' want no growth near him, eh? Yer arrogance in threatn' me ain't gonna cut it. Ya had pleny of warnin. Lets see if ya talk big afta bein' cut down ta size like da grass ya are."

Tenat shall immediately freeze Don Giovanni with the same magic used upon Zenurion, though this time not allowing speech.  Tenat shall also take defensive countermeasures against the bodyguards.  The countermeasures will be: A field of magic preventing teleportation.  A field of magic preventing any movement of objects.  A field of magic preventing remote access to the area contained within the field.  These fields shall be reinforced with Flux as necessary.  There shall also be a field preventing teleportation installed such that it is surrounding The Don.
>This Aspect has warned.  This Aspect is now acting.

[hector13]

Lololhe hears of Eid's report of the recent Human disappearances and confirms it and adds that he heard that many Kitsoony also disappeared.

Uh... what? Eid, do you mind if Lolohe tells me what they know about the Human and Kitsoony disappearances?

[IcyTea31]

From the shadows, a munching sound can be heard.

"Pretzels, anyone? There is not much for me to do publicly right now than to watch and see what other gods are doing. Still, you should all know that I am available for...let us say 'for hire'. I can find out any piece of information one would want, or hide it. Your friendly neighbourhood god of Perception and information broker, at your service."

[FArgHalfnr]

Zenurion finishes his painting. All craftsmanship is of the lowest quality. It menaces with spikes of no background:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

((N.B. All of them are Lambdent except for the top-left one, which is a tormentor.))

Spoiler: Prayers (click to show/hide)

Godslayer wannabe:
Give him a straitjacket.
Hellboy:
Now remember that you will spend eternity here to be tortured if you do evil... Unless you worship me. I took a look at your track record. Looks like it isn't exactly clean...
Eternal Virgin Holy defender of true love:
Now!
Summon a Lioten of the appropriate gender and age with high skills in pact binding, to strike a deal.
Mistake Engineer:
Nice! I'll put it in use right away!
Place the Engine near Eid. Try to determine it's energy output during this tick.
Mad Hatter:
SQUID LEATHER!? WHY HAVEN'T ANYONE THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?? THIS IS PERFECT!!
Put on the Hat. Summon 100 copies to be distributed randomly to mortals.

Zenurion returns to the gods, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and flower collar, along with sunglasses and the squid leather hat he received.
I'M BACK FROM VACATIONS!I hope no one missed me too much.

Zenurion then look back at the conversation log.
Oh my... Looks like I've got a cult following. You guys are so great, like a mentally handicapped little brother! Always eager to play whatever game is available, and never caring about looking like a fool! That kind of things always cheer me up.

Tenat shall set up a persistent subroutine to obliterate Cofe, with simple magic as opposed to divine energies.

"Ill make da cofree grow fasta than you can break it. Keep dis up, see how it works out for yas. Yer 'bout to get ya third strike real quik here pal."

>This Aspect repeats a cessation request.  This Aspect shall take measures should these actions continue.

"Tha God of Growth don' want no growth near him, eh? Yer arrogance in threatn' me ain't gonna cut it. Ya had pleny of warnin. Lets see if ya talk big afta bein' cut down ta size like da grass ya are."

Tenat shall immediately freeze Don Giovanni with the same magic used upon Zenurion, though this time not allowing speech.  Tenat shall also take defensive countermeasures against the bodyguards.  The countermeasures will be: A field of magic preventing teleportation.  A field of magic preventing any movement of objects.  A field of magic preventing remote access to the area contained within the field.  These fields shall be reinforced with Flux as necessary.  There shall also be a field preventing teleportation installed such that it is surrounding The Don.
>This Aspect has warned.  This Aspect is now acting.

I predict that you'll either be the first being to commit deicide or the first god to be killed.

From the shadows, a munching sound can be heard.

"Pretzels, anyone? There is not much for me to do publicly right now than to watch and see what other gods are doing. Still, you should all know that I am available for...let us say 'for hire'. I can find out any piece of information one would want, or hide it. Your friendly neighbourhood god of Perception and information broker, at your service."

Nah, I prefer popcorn for that sort of things.
Speaking of which, summon popcorn and start eating it while watching the fight.

[~Neri]

Meow attempts to see if the Mistake Engine produces sufficient heat to be a comfurtable thing to nap on.

[IcyTea31]

"Popcorn is good, but it gets bland after a while. I thought I'd mix my snacks up a little for variety."

[~Neri]

"I prefer live rodents."

[tntey]

I prefer the memories of people eating.

[Dutrius]

Finally, he makes steps to group together any criminals who work alone, forming large organizations whenever possible.

((I wonder how long it will be until we get a thieves guild or similar.))

Arkford has attended the play as a hovering metal sphere with a headdress and humanoid-shaped long robes.

((not quite what I had in mind, but sure. I like it.

Spoiler: prayers (click to show/hide)

#1: "Is there a sound or song that can destroy the world?"

Theoretically, yes. However, it would be next to impossible without significant help. I would appreciate it if you didn't try. I helped create these worlds, and us gods will be very unhappy if they just disintegrated. You wouldn't like it if a bunch of gods become very unhappy.

#2: (angry blinking) "Why can the surface-dwellers make their own tea now? Why, we ought to toss their next load deep into Zen's Cauldron!"

Don't worry. Their tea is no where near as good as the Efte variety. Everyone* knows you can't brew proper tea without water from the Efte caverns.

*Citation needed.

Listen to more prayers.

Create Guildhalls in the major Efte settlements. The Guildhalls serve as meeting places for the local heads of each guild, and as a place for public to petition the guilds. The main entrance will be large enough for any race who can fit into the entrances to the caves (currently Naedercynn are the physically largest race.) to enter and will have a mosaic floor in the pattern of Arkford's symbol.

Create 3E worth of Efte split between Borealis and Eden. ((forgot to do this earlier.))

[hector13]

Finally, he makes steps to group together any criminals who work alone, forming large organizations whenever possible.

((I wonder how long it will be until we get a thieves guild or similar.))

((feckin' ages ))

[Stirk]

Finally, he makes steps to group together any criminals who work alone, forming large organizations whenever possible.

((I wonder how long it will be until we get a thieves guild or similar.))

((feckin' ages ))

((I probably just made one  .))

[hector13]

Finally, he makes steps to group together any criminals who work alone, forming large organizations whenever possible.

((I wonder how long it will be until we get a thieves guild or similar.))

((feckin' ages ))

((I probably just made one  .))

((I want my cut, bitch man ))

[Stirk]

((I want my cut, bitch man ))

((*The Don flips out a butterfly knife and slashes Hector!))

[FArgHalfnr]

Oh wait, we're talking about our favorite food? Souls then, especially the innocent ones.