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[~Neri]

((Eh, regardless they'll prolly have fun~))

((Maybe~))

[Andres]

"Hey Morthan, are we enemies? We dealt with the Thannel situation fairly well, so I don't think we have a problem with that. For some reason, however, I get the feeling something happened afterwards that made us dislike each-other. I hope it's just my brain screwing with me."

Si will create 4 nameless angels, each with an endless bag of seeds.

I name these angels No, Meparese, Desconocido, and Cierto.

[Si]
Gaia, Unpolluted Lands

Si, while looking for the prayers, decides to make something.
I want, wings, like my agents.
Si creates a Winged Cuirass, an adaptive artifact (fits all, changes size and shape if necessary), it grants or increases Protection by +1.
Those who wear them can fly at Speed 0, or increase speed by +1 if they already have wings.
Mortals who wear this, will have their Lifespan increased by +1.
Si will wear this artifact armor.

"That's a pretty cool cuirass you have there, Yes. I approve."

Create another Unnamed Angel, but only 1, and give her a bottomless bag of seeds as well.

I name this angel Basicamente.

On the topic of tea and coffee
I create coffee and tea for mortals to enjoy, giving credit to the gods who originally thought of them (Zenurion and that other guy, respectively). (0 energy action.)
"There, now mortals can suffer the poison that is coffee and enjoy a tea not made sub-standard for the purposes of pushing subterranean leaf juice."

Prayers

"Why do you torment the followers of the Kindly One?"

"Torment them? They're only in quarantine. They're in quarantine so they don't attack Humans for their blood. Lolohe's working on it so the Thannels should be fed soon enough, possibly with donations and a trade agreement with the Skizani."

"Bless this Winged Shrine, and accept my sacrifice."

I bless the shrine (0 energy) and accept the sacrifice.

[TheBiggerFish]

To jump on the drink train, Tenat shall teach the Crystallum how to produce mineral waters of varying mineral compositions.
Tenat shall also teach the Crystallum proper safety measures to undertake in a sandstorm.

[Stirk]

To jump on the drink train, Tenat shall teach the Crystallum how to produce mineral waters of varying minerals.

"No doub', that was tha mos' pressin' matta tha mortals had been facin' at da minuet. They ain't got no purification. All wata is mineral wata.

[TheBiggerFish]

To jump on the drink train, Tenat shall teach the Crystallum how to produce mineral waters of varying minerals.

"No doub', that was tha mos' pressin' matta tha mortals had been facin' at da minuet. They ain't got no purification. All wata is mineral wata.

((Dang it, me, think.))
Cancel that, that was stupid.
Instead, craft a plant that will, over time, grow mineral pods for Crystallan consumption, and varietals for craft.  These shall be seeded in caverns.  They may or may not luminesce.

[Lord_lemonpie]

"Hey Morthan, are we enemies? We dealt with the Thannel situation fairly well, so I don't think we have a problem with that. For some reason, however, I get the feeling something happened afterwards that made us dislike each-other. I hope it's just my brain screwing with me."

"No hard feelings from this side. I'm not the kind of god that would spoil his relations with someone because of the well-being of my mortals."

[FArgHalfnr]

Conjure 30 perfectly generic pebbles. Make them appear in the hands of 30 random mortals.
Visit a public library and read a few books.
Order a dish at a restaurant and pay a good tip.
Make a few doodles of nonexistent creatures on the ground with a stick, most of which have horns. Do this in a forest.
Take a walk on the ocean floor and collect a seashell.

[tntey]

Are we doing good deeds so people will think differently of us?

[hector13]

Pfft, Zenny's pining. Is it unrequited love, Zenny?

[FArgHalfnr]

Conjure an empty chest in a desert.
Go to a small mountain and make a painting of it.
Walk through a town with an hurried expression while pushing anyone in the way.
Create a door standing in the middle of nowhere.
Collect a flower before burning it.
Observe a pack of wolves as they hunt a prey. Poke the corpse with a stick once they're done.

[tntey]

"Thats more like him!"

[Stirk]

((Obviously, he is trying to stall KJP, preventing him from getting the 20 pages done! The most evil of actions you could conceive!))

[Andres]

(That's actually pretty damn clever from a meta point of view.)

[FArgHalfnr]

((Oh no! My villainous scheme has been exposed! Quick, I must retreat!))

While walking through a random city, suddenly throw a smoke ball on the ground, which will quickly cover the area in dissimulating smoke. Vanish before said smoke dissipate.

((Also how would that be clever? I have to wait like everyone for the update. The real meta reason is actually because I'm bored.))

Edit:
Reappear in Hell and begin working on a painting.

[hector13]

Veles has searched for the lost souls of the Kitsoony and convinced many of them to stop being lost. They seem to become lost if they aren't faithful enough to any god at all.

Set up a Faith Crisis Centre, for the Kitsoonies that feel they are losing their faith, and those who feel they don't need it. Inform them of what happens to those that don't follow any gods when they die.

"May Veles bless our illusions and keep the 'dead' from giggling during the soliloquy!"

Watch some performances and bless the most convincing illusions. Encourage the Kitsoonies to practise their Opsismancy, and I may bless them in the future too!

Add a bit of sound-dampening to the after-life that extends into Kitsoony theatres, enough that a little giggling can't be heard, but the dead can still show their appreciation or disparagement of a performance.

Remember, the dead have seen a lot during their existence. If they're giggling, it may be because the actor is... not doing as well as might be expected.

"Is this world also a stage?"

Of course! Everyone has their role to play in the great production of society, even those that ostensibly don't take part. The non-conformist, the anarchist, they force the other players to consider if they're playing their role correctly; can they perform better, perhaps by changing some element of their character? It is glorious, as a god, to watch the ways in which my creations act together as well as individually, developing over their lifetime.

"I have some interesting news!"

Oh, do tell! I love gossip...