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Total Members Voted: 14

[hector13]

You fail to consider that a god protecting their own assets won't have you snooping around their creations, potentially sharing whatever knowledge you gain with others. I think that would be worth the extra cost.

[IcyTea31]

"You do understand that if I would want to, I could snoop around others' creations even without having a deal with them?"

[tntey]

"Morko, I don't think telling people that you can and will rob them is a good idea. You are extorting us aswell.

[IcyTea31]

"Extorting? I bring you a simple, inexpensive, easy way to protect your property. That's all. I am not going to rob anyone."

[hector13]

"You do understand that if I would want to, I could snoop around others' creations even without having a deal with them?"

Of course. You'd likely upset the owner if you were caught, though, and you wouldn't receive any Essence for the trouble either.

[TheBiggerFish]

>This Aspect finds that there are potentially more optimal solutions to the problem of potential thefts, in addition to finding that there need not be 5000 creatures to defend one item.

[FArgHalfnr]

Can't you do your protection rackets in private? All that stupid noise is preventing me from sleeping! Speaking of which, I can't believe no one has thought of doing this before.

Create many different coffee plants, each adapted to a specific climate. Anything from green fields, lush jungles, wet swamps, frozen tundra, cave systems and even the bloodstone underworld. Each variety will only be able to survive in the specific climate it was created to live in (so no extremophile trait), and is comestible to any life that inhabit the region. Create Hell coffee, perfectly identical to coffee in every point other than it can only grow in the bloodstone underworld. Aim to make these as generic plants this a generic plant, but use essence if necessary. Spread these plants to every region of every planet and moon.

Write book, called "The holiness of not having a crap morning: a guide on waking up by the great Zenurion", which shows how to process these plants in drinkable coffee, and explain that these drinks is a great way to help waking up properly. It also explains that coffee was created and spread by Zenurion.

Give copies of these books in person to randomly selected mortals from every climate, species or planet Hell.

[hector13]

I'd rather you didn't introduce addictive materials to my race, thank you.

[tntey]

I'd rather you didn't introduce addictive materials to my race, thank you.

Isgon conjures some coffee and takes a sip. "Are you sure? it's quite good."

[hector13]

((Coffee is vile))

Quite certain.

[FArgHalfnr]

I'd rather you didn't introduce addictive materials to my race, thank you.

YOU'RE A ***** MONSTER FROM DENYING THAT TO YOUR ****** SPECIES!! EVEN I'M NOT THAT ***** CRUEL! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE ***** IS WRONG WITH YOU??

[Stirk]

((Coffee is vile))

Quite certain.

((+1. It smells good, but anyone who can drink it must have had their taste-buds burned off at some point.))

"All ya need in the mornin' is a good shot of giggle juice. That'll wake ya right up."

The Don proceeds to sample Kitsoony ale from a gourd.

[hector13]

I'd rather you didn't introduce addictive materials to my race, thank you.

YOU'RE A ***** MONSTER FROM DENYING THAT TO YOUR ****** SPECIES!! EVEN I'M NOT THAT ***** CRUEL! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE ***** IS WRONG WITH YOU??

In what way is this cruel? They've been waking up alright without it so far. Perhaps your creations are faulty?

[Happy Demon]

[Si]
Gaia, Unpolluted Lands

Si, seeing the distribution of coffee seeds, takes some, and grants them to her seed spreading angels.
"Distribute, these... too."

((The joys of bottomless seed bags.))

[TheBiggerFish]

>Alert the Crystallum that their physiology will, unfortunately, not support coffee, whether it is addictive or not, but that they do not need coffee in any case.

I'd rather you didn't introduce addictive materials to my race, thank you.

YOU'RE A ***** MONSTER FROM DENYING THAT TO YOUR ****** SPECIES!! EVEN I'M NOT THAT ***** CRUEL! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE ***** IS WRONG WITH YOU??

>This Aspect queries whether there is anything inherently wrong in wishing to prevent the introduction of an addictive substance to a race, and whether you may have overreacted substantially or not.  This Aspect notes that certain physiologies do not even have proper means to utilize coffee.  This Aspect requests that you cease spewing vitriol.