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[TheBiggerFish]

Tenat informs all four parties that this is extremely silly.

[~Neri]

Meow informs Tenat that that is exactly the point.

[Happy Demon]

Meow informs the cat that it is free to apply scratches if Steve does not comply.

((Seems Steve got der Kater (cat/hangover).))

[Andres]

I ask Lolohe if he would like me to create any Humans specifically to assist him. A feromancy affinist to advance metallurgy? A teleporter to act as a messenger? A bodyguard? I also ask him what the top three causes of death are to Humans.

(I cancelled the Steve action. Sorry, Kev.)

I create a Human with Loyalty+10 and the Aligned trait.

[~Neri]

Meow places the cat on some other random mortal's head.

[Happy Demon]

Edit: ((Snipped, wrong thread. Sorry.))

[hector13]

But for the low price of 6E I can stop them. Contact me privately if you are interested.[/glow][/color]"

Veles peers round from backstage, pointing at Morko

Here, you. You with the stupid blue smirk. Yes, you! What's this nonsense you speak of? I could stop any theft from happening immediately. And I'd do it for half the cost!

[IcyTea31]

"Perhaps you could, but you would be doing it at a loss. 6E barely lets me break even. Besides, can you stop a theft you do not know about? My service can."

[hector13]

I'm the god of Theft. I'm sure I might have a little bit to say about five-finger discounts...

6E, though? You could make a planet for that. Any service has to be repeatable, and I think the other gods would be foolish to engage in a service for 6E, only for it to end and then you demand a further 6E when it expires. That's a planet, plus a race to populate it, multiplied by however many fools accept your offer.

[IcyTea31]

"Quality is expensive; one gets what they pay for. You say the service is overpriced without even asking what it entails. And who said anything about it expiring?"

[tntey]

"Why would we need the service anyway?"

[hector13]

Just because something is expensive does not mean it is of high quality. What does your service have, then, to need such a price?

[IcyTea31]

"Why would we need the service anyway?"

"If you have nothing worth stealing, you do not. However, if you do have something you treasure, you should make sure it is not stolen by one of the already-created thieves."

Just because something is expensive does not mean it is of high quality. What does your service have, then, to need such a price?

"I cannot give many details, considering I am speaking to the god of Theft, but it is something that absolutely ensures thieves get caught, even [Undetectable] [Thievery+4] ones. You can most likely figure it has something to do with my sphere of Perception."

[hector13]

I had figured that out, yes.

One could surmise that it involves the [Sniffer] and the [Alarm] traits, however. What does your service offer that another god can't get themselves, without having to pay you a ridiculous fee?

[IcyTea31]

"Ridiculous fee? Let us do some math:"

Weak enchantment as described: Sniffer+1 <5> * Alarm+1 <1.1> = 5.5
Strong enchantment as described: Sniffer+3 <10> * Alarm+4 <1.8> = 18

5000 weak animals: 3 * 5.5 = 16.5
5000 strong animals: 3 * 18 = 54

2 weak angels: 1 * 5.5 = 5.5
2 strong angels: 1 * 18 = 18

Weak artifact: 2 * 5.5 = 11
Strong artifact: 2 * 18 = 36

Weak area: 1.5 * 5.5 = 8.25
Strong area: 1.5 * 18 = 24

"In comparison, is 6E too much to ask for full service? I could quadruple my profit margin and still be a better deal than doing it by oneself."