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How many collaborators should [Godslayer] creation require?

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- 2 (14.3%)
1 (total of 2)
- 4 (28.6%)
2 (total of 3) (current)
- 6 (42.9%)
3 (total of 4)
- 0 (0%)
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- 2 (14.3%)

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Author Topic: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 11.0 Walls and Walls and Walls [29/137]  (Read 294216 times)

DreamerGhost

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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1020 on: August 26, 2015, 04:19:37 pm »

Meow creates a play, entitled "The Madness of the Gods" and distributes it to various Kitsoony.

The Madness of the Gods is a complete and unabridged scripted rendition of every public godly conversation since the dawn of creation to this point. It ends with whomever is Meow in the performance giving a prop script to a random Kitsoony in the audience. Numberspeak is included in a "how it sounds" basis. So "L33T" would be pronounced as EllThreeThreeTee.


Come to assist personally to the first play in person. Applaud at the end.

Provide special effects. Give a review, by claping with some number of hands out of my seven depending on performance of actors.
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1021 on: August 26, 2015, 04:26:10 pm »

Tenat attends the inaugural performance as well.
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1022 on: August 26, 2015, 04:30:01 pm »

Prepare the Kitsoony backstage

Okay, guys, we've got a big audience out there, lets give it our best shot, okay? Okay!

((For some reason, playing the Resurgence theme from Metal Gear Solid seems apt in this particular instance...))
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1023 on: August 26, 2015, 04:30:15 pm »

Meow creates a play, entitled "The Madness of the Gods" and distributes it to various Kitsoony.

The Madness of the Gods is a complete and unabridged scripted rendition of every public godly conversation since the dawn of creation to this point. It ends with whomever is Meow in the performance giving a prop script to a random Kitsoony in the audience. Numberspeak is included in a "how it sounds" basis. So "L33T" would be pronounced as EllThreeThreeTee.


Attend the play.
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1024 on: August 26, 2015, 04:32:36 pm »

Meow will be sitting on someone's head during the play.
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1025 on: August 26, 2015, 04:52:26 pm »

Attend the play in a more unassuming form. A hovering metal sphere might put the performers off.
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1026 on: August 26, 2015, 05:19:37 pm »

The Don scalps tickets outside, while wondering why this is so popular. Poor Kits, it must terrify them to be in the eyes of the Gods like that....
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1027 on: August 26, 2015, 05:25:48 pm »

((uh? I went sleeping, that's why I didn't reply before. Not because I wasn't interested.))

Are you still up for that beam war thingy? I really don't mind doing it even though I'm not sure what there is to learn from it, but I'd like you to answer a small survey for me in return once we're done. Nothing sensitive or anything, just a bunch of simple questions for my research. Could also do it privately if you want to.
Prepare for a beam war if Eid is still up for it.

((Ok, I edited the action back in.))
"I don't mind. I'd prefer if you asked me in private, though."

"r3ally ar3 a n1c3 g0d(fr0m my p3r5p3c71v3, anyway). Bu7 y0u mu57 d13."

Thank you for that, but why would I have to die? I suppose you have a really good reason to do something as serious as murder a god, especially in front of everybody else.
"Relax, no one's killing anyone, especially when it's only over some unkind words."
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1028 on: August 26, 2015, 05:26:42 pm »

Thank you for that, but why would I have to die? I suppose you have a really good reason to do something as serious as murder a god, especially in front of everybody else.
"Y0u ar3 a773mp71ng 70 k1ll a m0r7al."

Jens will be sitting in the back of the audience's chairs.
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1029 on: August 26, 2015, 05:31:58 pm »

Thank you for that, but why would I have to die? I suppose you have a really good reason to do something as serious as murder a god, especially in front of everybody else.
"Y0u ar3 a773mp71ng 70 k1ll a m0r7al."

Jens will be sitting in the back of the audience's chairs.

Isgon grabs a seat next to Jens. Hey Jens, could we not talk about killing gods?
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Speaking of lowest intelligence, that reminds me of the fact that it's probably your first time in prison. Don't worry, I can give you some tips, having spent some time in a few myself. The best way to make friends here is to drop the soap during shower time. Try it, I'm sure you'll love making friends like that!

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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1030 on: August 26, 2015, 05:32:30 pm »

"Y0u ar3 a773mp71ng 70 k1ll a m0r7al."

Jens will be sitting in the back of the audience's chairs.
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1031 on: August 26, 2015, 05:35:29 pm »

Thank you for that, but why would I have to die? I suppose you have a really good reason to do something as serious as murder a god, especially in front of everybody else.
"Y0u ar3 a773mp71ng 70 k1ll a m0r7al."

Jens will be sitting in the back of the audience's chairs.

Isgon grabs a seat next to Jens. Hey Jens, could we not talk about killing gods?
"Jens? Wh0 15 Jens? 1 am J3n5! And 1-" "No no no! This is my body!"
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1032 on: August 26, 2015, 05:38:10 pm »

Thank you for that, but why would I have to die? I suppose you have a really good reason to do something as serious as murder a god, especially in front of everybody else.
"Y0u ar3 a773mp71ng 70 k1ll a m0r7al."

Jens will be sitting in the back of the audience's chairs.

Isgon grabs a seat next to Jens. Hey Jens, could we not talk about killing gods?
"Jens? Wh0 15 Jens? 1 am J3n5! And 1-" "No no no! This is my body!"
Isgon slaps Jens. Snap out of it!
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Speaking of lowest intelligence, that reminds me of the fact that it's probably your first time in prison. Don't worry, I can give you some tips, having spent some time in a few myself. The best way to make friends here is to drop the soap during shower time. Try it, I'm sure you'll love making friends like that!

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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1033 on: August 26, 2015, 05:46:39 pm »

"Ow! Sorry. It's just... anger doesn't go very well with me. As in bad things happen when I get angry."
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Re: Ye Gods 2 IC Tick 4.0: Conflicts and Conflations [23/137]
« Reply #1034 on: August 26, 2015, 05:47:42 pm »

Thank you for that, but why would I have to die? I suppose you have a really good reason to do something as serious as murder a god, especially in front of everybody else.
"Y0u ar3 a773mp71ng 70 k1ll a m0r7al."

Jens will be sitting in the back of the audience's chairs.

Isgon grabs a seat next to Jens. Hey Jens, could we not talk about killing gods?

Zenurion suddenly appears in the other seat next to Jens, teleporting any mortal who might've been here to his previous location.
No, please, this is a discussion that needs to happen. Repressing our thoughts will only result in the growth of our anger, which will in return make things much messier when it inevitably erupt. Let's do this while we are all calm and civilized, and under scrutiny of other beings, mortals in that case.

Now, why would the death of a mortal be enough to justify the execution of a god? Wouldn't we by extension, if the death of a mortal is punishable by death, need to execute the first being to think of the concept of mortality, which has and will cause many times more deaths than I ever will? Wouldn't anyone who creates mortals need to be judged as heartless murderers for dooming their creation to an inevitable and painful death? Wouldn't we need to murder every god whose aspect imply death, and execute ourselves for committing the crime of killing sapient beings, in this case gods?
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