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TheHossofMoss

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Re: 1. Gremlin Sweat 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2015, 12:02:38 pm »
Quote from: LordBrassroast on August 22, 2015, 08:45:45 am
WAIT WAIT WAIT!

What if putting mermaids in a screw press gave you a prepared meal called Mermaid Smoothie?

It's no more messed up than the aforementioned mermaid bone farms of legend.

Sounds good to me. Why not put small critters in there too? You could make some squirrel pudding or some cat jelly.
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Re: 1. Gremlin Sweat 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2015, 12:14:57 pm »
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on August 22, 2015, 12:02:38 pm
cat jelly.

Dwarven secret sauce anyone? great on dog burgers or mermaid sticks
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08:43 PM The wild animals and insects sang a merry tune and the trees performed a dance. I know you're trying to cheer me up, Vishnu, but that was actually a bit creepy.-Rhons

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Re: 1. Gremlin Sweat 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2015, 12:32:47 pm »
Guys! What if we managed to get a bunch of clowns together, lock them in a room filled with magma, and funnel out the sweat?

WE'D BE RICH!
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Quote from: TheCheeseMaker on April 01, 2015, 12:02:08 am

"Winter is upon you."

They could not have chosen a more menacing way to say that.

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Re: 1. Gremlin Sweat 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2015, 12:49:52 pm »
Nah, their parts and excretions (as well as those of titans and forgotten beasts) aren't any more valuable than those found on an ordinary farm animal. Now, dragons, rocs, and hydras... that's where the real money is!
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TheHossofMoss

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Re: 1. Gremlin Sweat 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2015, 12:51:38 pm »
Quote from: Working Ogretime on August 22, 2015, 12:32:47 pm
Guys! What if we managed to get a bunch of clowns together, lock them in a room filled with magma, and funnel out the sweat?

WE'D BE RICH!

Doth mein eyes deceive me? Be it truly the Ogrelord? Hail, and well met, Lord Shrek.

But anyways, I wonder if clown sweat is spicy?
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Quote from: Staalo on May 30, 2017, 06:27:26 am
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« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2015, 12:55:35 pm »
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on August 22, 2015, 12:51:38 pm

But anyways, I wonder if clown sweat is spicy?

If it is, I think I just found out what to put on the food of the elven diplomat. (Yes, I let him in and feed him. It's just that I always fuck with the food in some way or another. They were wondering for weeks why he vomited up blood just after finishing the meal.)
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Quote from: TheCheeseMaker on April 01, 2015, 12:02:08 am

"Winter is upon you."

They could not have chosen a more menacing way to say that.

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« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2015, 05:00:17 pm »
Quote from: Isngrim on August 21, 2015, 11:13:41 pm
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Obviously you use magma to evaporate some of the water and sell it as double distilled mermaid sweat.

Or you could do the opposite. Add water, and sell it as a homeopathic mermaid sweat. 200x potency!
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Re: 1. Gremlin Sweat 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2015, 05:32:16 pm »
Homeopathic mermaid sweat juicing. This thread is full of dorfy win.
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Isngrim

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« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2015, 06:17:11 pm »
sounds like a Gatorade commercial

"New Homeopathic Mermaid Sweat  juice,now with 5x the electrolytes so you can stay standing through the !!FUN!!"
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Re: 1. Gremlin Sweat 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2015, 07:28:29 pm »
Substitute electrolytes with electrum and you've got a deal
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« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2015, 07:52:34 pm »
This is a Mermaid Smoothie (25). The ingredients are finely minced electrum, expertly minced mermaid sweat, and expertly pressed mermaid.
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