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[andrea]

revise the turrets to be pulled by glorious motorcycles.

[VoidSlayer]

Design enormous steam powered tank armed with a dozen AS-RPG28 with incendiary warheads.

Vent massive steam heat out of ports in the sides to ward off giants.

Paint it in glorious colors of Arstotzka!

[Andres]

Unobsolete the T15s.

[VoidSlayer]

Oh yeah, revise the motorcycles into high performance snowmobiles.  Should have been done ages ago.

[Kot]

Contact the Dust Devils. I mean, the Moskurgs went missing or something...

[Aslandus]

Frost giants: Eat the soldiers and absorb their salty sweat and blood

[RAM]

Find bottomless pit.
Forge arrow of pure glorious Arstotzka patriotism.
Drop moose and ratel into bottomless pit.
Send 50 heavily-armed mercenaries into pit with orders to kill occupants.
Cover 100 gorilla with napalm and drop into pit.
Await emergence of ratel and moose.
Hire competing ninja clan to assassinate ratel and moose.
Await time of love forged in glorious battle.
Wait few weeks.
Nuke site from orbit, repeatedly.
Plunge arrow deep into heart of hybrid beast.
Observe glorious rebirth inspired by love of homeland.
Mass-produce for use as pack-animal.

[Andres]

Find bottomless pit.
Forge arrow of pure glorious Arstotzka patriotism.
Drop moose and ratel into bottomless pit.
Send 50 heavily-armed mercenaries into pit with orders to kill occupants.
Cover 100 gorilla with napalm and drop into pit.
Await emergence of ratel and moose.
Hire competing ninja clan to assassinate ratel and moose.
Await time of love forged in glorious battle.
Wait few weeks.
Nuke site from orbit, repeatedly.
Plunge arrow deep into heart of hybrid beast.
Observe glorious rebirth inspired by love of homeland.
Mass-produce for use as pack-animal.

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[Aslandus]

Arstotzka soldiers: acquire elephant guns