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Who's the coolest member of the band, also, link to the character profiles!

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Author Topic: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)  (Read 4918 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2015, 02:44:39 pm »

I'm going with the Fae. Have a nice variety of band members.

Yeah, let's go with Barry the Fae. He's unusually smooth for a man his age, and also a very talented drummer with exactly the jazzy sort of preference that'd make him ideal for a jam band. This is why it's not much of a problem that he hardly ever shows up to rehearse (he often has better things to do with his life, such as drinking, getting stoned or having a great deal of fun with attractive young women) - if he did, it'd be kind of hard to keep the quality down. As it is, the chronically underachieving Fae has no trouble fitting in with his less talented friends, and though his improvisational ability's still a bit on the higher side, this too can be managed with effort.
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2015, 03:57:30 pm »

So we have our drummer. Never would have pegged a fairy to be called Barry, though. Eh, who am I to judge. Next track: 'Open the Door'.
"You folks haven't heard of me. That's a shame. So I made a little song so you'd know."
The world gets so grey,
No one wants to believe anymore.
But there's something out there. Hey.
I can open the door.

The name's Barry,
Dainty, girlish, gaunt, mysterious, disheveled, they say I am.
I look, they say, just like a fairy.
Don't worry, girls, I'm not gay. But boys, I'm not straight. Goddamn.

They say eyes are windows to the soul,
Quick, lyrical, mesmerizing, laughing, glittering, they say my eyes are.
They can't keep their stories straight, on the whole.
I'll correct them, next time I'm at the bar.

You say, how'd that handsome devil get his drumming hands?
They say, I'm Fae-born, Fae-blooded, adopted, touched with the gift, stole the gift, and other things beside.
So who do you believe, with more stories then grains of sand?
The answer, my friend, is on the rising tide.

Where I come from, a pauper could be a prince or a king could be a dog,
I can take you there, if you promise me something.
If you break it, I'll turn you into a frog.
But if you keep it, I'll take you under my wing.

Now, open the door.

Well, that was the first of our bandmembers to not sound like a cat dying of dysentery! Shame about how he's kinda full of himself, but you know. Now, let's see some Looks and Origins!
Spoiler: Fae Looks (click to show/hide)

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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2015, 05:03:06 pm »

Our Fae is mysterious, with mesmerizing eyes. A former human who stole the gift, she now does what she want, and no one even knows her real name.
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2015, 05:22:57 pm »

Our Fae is mysterious, with mesmerizing eyes. A former human who stole the gift, he now does what he want, and no one even knows his real name.
+1. Barry's a guy. Never heard of a girl called Barry.
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2015, 05:26:29 pm »

Still, the only thing weirder then a fairy named Barry is a girl fairy named Barry.

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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2015, 05:28:08 pm »

Our Fae is mysterious, with mesmerizing eyes. A former human who stole the gift, he now does what he want, and no one even knows his real name.
+1. Barry's a guy. Never heard of a girl called Barry.

No one knows, however, that his real name is actually Barry. He just sort of pretends it isn't.

Still, the only thing weirder then a fairy named Barry is a girl fairy named Barry.

To be honest, him being a dude doesn't stop the band members from hitting on him anyway when they get drunk.
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2015, 06:37:51 pm »

Alright, so we have a new bandmember: Barry the Fae. Did you know that Barry is an anglicized form of Bairre, an Irish name? It means 'fair of hair'. It turns out, Barry is a good name for a fairy! This track's called: 'Barry's Showing Off'
"Okay, so you're mysterious and interesting and whoooo. What we wanna know, can you play?"
"He can play, confirmed. He's cool cucumber, man."
"Isn't it cool as a cucumber?"
"If you're a loser, yeah."
"You can't just change the meanings of phrases like that, that's--"
Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty.
Now go ahead, sit right down,
What I'll say will make you purr like a kitty.
Let's turn those frowns upside down.

"Christ."
"What, you've done cheesier rhymes."
Let's talk about my Faery Contract,
You make me a promise, we'll glide like a bird,
But if you fuck me, your pain will be so bad it'll be abstract.
If you don't: I'll bring you sights unseen and sounds unheard.

But it's a Constant Bargain,
If I do something for you,
You'll get the hots for me, in your jargon.
But you won't have anything on me, boo.

You'll love me, I'm a beast,
I'm The Wild Hunt,
As a wolf or a cat, I'm beautiful at least.
Maybe then you'll pay me back, you cu--

"Whoa, that won't get on the radio."
"I liked it."

Thanks for interrupting, asshole,
I'm going Beyond the Veil,
To chat with the fairy king using my heart and soul,
I'll see what weakness of yours from him I can swing.

And if that don't work, I'll Lure you in,
Make a promise, you learn a little more,
Break a promise, I'll break you, learn, and win.
In your face, I will slam the door.

Rely on me, I am your Guide.
I can bring you through, into the court,
Don't worry, you'll be safe by my side.
It won't last long, so we'd have to abort.

I'm no prude, I'm Unashamed,
I can give in to your control,
but you'll love me, you'll be tamed,
When I'm bare before you.

"That didn't rhyme."
"I'm sorry, but we're meant to be intentionally terrible."
"Yeah, but not unintentionally, like Radio Zimbabwe! Bam!"
"Geniuses are never recognized in their time."
"I thought it was cool, you guys."
Okay, you know the drill. We choose Moves from the Skin. I think we have the time, and I realize it's kinda a fun part. Here's more Moves!
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2015, 06:43:33 pm »

Lyrics don't have to rhyme. They have to have rhythm more than anything.

Barry strikes me as the unashamed type. And when he gets really drunk, he starts to commune with the faerie king. You know, go beyond the veil. Well, that's what he says it is anyway.
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2015, 06:51:06 pm »

Alright, we have the Fae, NEXT!
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2015, 06:58:18 pm »

I say we go with faery contact! That seems cool.
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #40 on: August 16, 2015, 06:59:16 pm »

I think we already have that. We just pick two other skills
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #41 on: August 16, 2015, 07:03:41 pm »

Hmm, I thought that was one of our choices, if I was not right, lets go beyond the veil! (guide.)
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« Reply #42 on: August 16, 2015, 07:27:59 pm »

Lyrics don't have to rhyme. They have to have rhythm more than anything.

Barry strikes me as the unashamed type. And when he gets really drunk, he starts to commune with the faerie king. You know, go beyond the veil. Well, that's what he says it is anyway.
+1.
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #43 on: August 16, 2015, 07:39:33 pm »

Spoiler: Off the Record (click to show/hide)
Alright, let's keep this moving. How about our ever-mysterious green-voiced member? What's their deal? Let's find out on the next track, uh... Oh. The album doesn't seem to what to play.
C'mon. Quit skipping. *SFX: fist hitting console* C'mon. You're not doing anything. C'mon. Work. Work, machine! *SFX: fist hitting console repeatedly*
WORK, WORK! WOOOORK! ... Wait. Oh. oh lariat light-- *SFX: static cutting out broadcast*
Crap, crap, okay, it works again. Sorry, I guess... Pick the Skin you want, please?
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Re: The Ballad of {A Band} (SG)
« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2015, 07:44:16 pm »

The choice is simple. Lynch Masterson, the Werewolf. Literal party animal going strong since the Industrial Revolution. However, being a huge furred beast can't replace the hole he feels in his heart. (Fade moves sounds good to me, and I plan to run the zombie version of this game, if you don't mind.)
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