Okay, let's see what there is to see in and around Brea-
Dear Armok that's a lot of Monitor Lizards.
Okay, let's see what there is to see in and around Breadbowl
aside from our ridiculous horde of Monitor Lizards...
Named dwarves:
'Dirk' Shotentrance, female, 'Lazy Bastard', Legendary +5 Miner.
'Vutok' Boulderdwelled, male, woodcutter and doctor.
'Murphy' Smithsyrups, female, mayor.
'Ivomtad' Urnfissure, male, Legendary+5 Grower.
'Gordak Pickhailed the Helmed Funeral of Clutches, male, Legendary+5 Hammerlord.
'Tonnot' Sizzletreaties, male, Legendary+5 Brewer, Speardwarf (recently drafted).
'Kol' Copperweaver, male, Legendary+5 Speardwarf.
'Big Sibrek' Gatemoistened the Brass Aura of Dwellings, female, Militia Commander, Legendary+5 Axedwarf.
'Techno' Helmedtones, female, Militia Captain, Legendary+5 Axedwarf.
'Metalhead 183' Lashsnarl the Barricaded Plane of Desserts, male, Legendary+5 Axedwarf.
'Thunk' Hazechambers the Echo of Lands, male, 'Doombringer', Legendary+5 Axedwarf.
Thanks to the introduction of the rediculously unbalanced alcohol syndrome, stress is no longer a problem. In spite of everything, only two dwarves are even mildly stressed: Fath and Udil.
It's probably worth noting that Kastoltegir and Alaknikot, our artifact adamatine spear and artifact silver mace, are not currently being wielded. They should really be assigned to someone.
On a somewhat more insane note: why does our animal list include a worn flaming magpie?
I can't find it in our livestock list, so I guess it's a phantom worn flaming magpie. Yeah, that makes sense.
Oh, and another thing... it appears one of our Giant Hamsters liquified a Rhinocerous and is now wearing it's flesh.
Although to be fair, the giant hamster isn't the only animal completely covered in liquid rhinocerous sinew. Every animal in that group there is...
...
... what the fuck did I just type?
PS: The rhinocerous in question is still alive, too. I just... I don't... even... just...
what.