Did you know you can solve any problem in the world with carpentry?
I am Neblime, the only competent carpenter round here.
where is "here" you might ask? Well we have a royal mandate to produce as much food as possible, and this fort was founded for that purpose exactly, but no one thought how exactly that was going to get back to the mountainhomes, so guess what solved that problem?
So much carpentryin the previous year my regular day looked something like this:
but finally quasar placed me in charge. About time I say!
As soon as I assumed the leadership one of the masons approached me and asked for an official name change
I can't understand why a dwarf would want such a ridiculous name.
In spring we had a few kobold theives show up, probably after our lavish meals
I sent a few dwarves to chase them down
Turns out one of them was a complete coward..
remind me never to put him in the militia, which currently consists of taupe, and a poor hapless dwarf chosen to be his training partner.
In an emergency there are 10 or 15 of us prepared to fight, however we are poorly trained.
In any case, I have never even seen a goblin snatcher in this place so I have no fear for now.
A panicked dwarf emerged from the tombs he was smoothing, claiming he heard some ferocious monster in the deeps
The solution, as ever was carpentry.
A sturdy wooden hatch made by a competent carpenter can hold off even the strongest of beasts.
At about the same time as I noticed we actually had a smeltery of some kind one of the metalsmiths decided to make some grand work of art
I was quite excited to begin with, however when I saw he didn't claim any logs I knew it couldn't be anything too useful.
I don't even know what a round cap is. It doesn't look as good as a helmet
Thol anan reappered in the depths, peeking down through the hatch though he looked somewhat worse for wear.
it makes me worried, what else could be down there that could hurt a beast made of pure gemstone?
I saw a thrips man today (at least I think it was a man) I looked at him. He looked at me. I realised he was incredibly ugly and set one of the dogs on him.
Turns out being in charge is quite a lot of work, between that and all the carpentry that needs doing. My contributions to breadbowl are the new furniture warehouse, expanded living quarters and the heroic defense against Thol anan.
Total exports for the year:
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770 units food
1593 units drink