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[BlitzDungeoneer]

Good thinking, my most trusted lieutenant. Well then, you keep doing that.

[H4zardZ1]

((Repetition!))
Become a weapon summoner.

[Andres]

Find out why this game is still going on when I already completed the objectives, namely to win us the game.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Find out why this game is still going on when I already completed the objectives, namely to win us the game.

because the guy just said 'win us the goal or else', he said nothing about that actually winning the game

[spazyak]

RETRY

[2] nu!

Hey, just some advice, it may be easier to put the rolls like this: [6] and now for my turn. Find out if I am a god of death, and if so, figure out what other domains are mine.

[4] You are the god of death, your domains- Death, disease, suffering.

Hey, just some advice, it may be easier to put the rolls like this: [6] and now for my turn. Find out if I am a god of death, and if so, figure out what other domains are mine.

Minor criticism, but otherwise quite reasonable. After all, I make my rolls separate from the actual action description in my rtds.

ORDER MY MINIONS TO FIND A MAP TO THE NEAREST CITY OR SUBURB OR TOWN.

[3] You make a poorly drawn map of a city that is now irradiated ruin

Build a two ten billion temples to the god of whatever Hiddenleafguy is. Then send tactical nukes at poketwo and his minions. Also put up a wanted image of poketwo of TV.

[2] Yah contractors never showed up.
[3] You wipe most of the city away harming many innocents, you are deemed a terrorist for nuking a harmless city and an endangered species

 

/the god endlessblaze wakes from his slumber, its a bright new day and -boom-/

using my devine power I get rid of the radiation and the radioactive materials, while mumbling about "blasted fools, cant even go to sleep without my house getting covered in nuclear fallout"

((can we see our bonuses?))

[1] You make Radiation and Radioactive materials more potent

Ride my bike away from the scene of the crime.  Find a phone and call my friend Bill.  Tearfully confess to my horrible mistake and ask for advice on what I should do.

[1] You ride into  a police officer's car.
[5] He doesn't notice the body, but you still get a ticket

Tour the world with my private yacht!

And by "Tour" I mean "Absolutely oppress under my power" and by "Private yacht" I mean "Fleet of heavily advanced super-warships"

[5] So much dakka in one place, gonna make a grown man cri ;_;

....but we already did that.
What's the point of absolutely oppressing the world a second time?
Start a space program. Soon, ze entire Solar System vill be ours!

[1] A rocket engine blows up in your face....Respawn?

Find out why this game is still going on when I already completed the objectives, namely to win us the game.

[4] Get us the girl and wipe away the debt

[endlessblaze]

"Aurgh! Messed up. Ok I can fix this."
try agian

((Bonuses?))

[spazyak]

"Aurgh! Messed up. Ok I can fix this."
try agian

((Bonuses?))

(((Ok, but a crit fail is still a crit fail no matter the bonus. Come on! That wouldn't be fun would it?))

[Sl4cker]

This was my plan all along! Now that I am the sole owner of SushiCorp, the world is mine, and mine alone!

And soon, even the solar system will be under my power!
Create clones of myself to keep oppressing the world when I'm in space.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Be reborn very quickly, so that my subjects don't notice my death.

[Megggas]

Nervously ask the officer a question:  "Hypothetically, if a person ran someone over with a bike, completely by accident, and that person just so happened to die,  what would be the consequences for the bike rider?"

If the officer becomes suspicious, tearfully confess to my horrible mistake.  Beg for mercy and promise Ill never do it again if he's lenient.

[endlessblaze]

"Aurgh! Messed up. Ok I can fix this."
try agian

((Bonuses?))

(((Ok, but a crit fail is still a crit fail no matter the bonus. Come on! That wouldn't be fun would it?))

((I'm asking what my bonuses are.))

[spazyak]

"Aurgh! Messed up. Ok I can fix this."
try agian

((Bonuses?))

(((Ok, but a crit fail is still a crit fail no matter the bonus. Come on! That wouldn't be fun would it?))

((I'm asking what my bonuses are.))

((+1 against ground type, +1 god bonus for big actions such as moving a mountain or leveling a city.))

[Hiddenleafguy]

Use my death powers to give the owner of sushiCO a very painful death, painting his innards on the wall of his office, reading out: blood for the death god!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

But I'm kinda, y'know, dead right now.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Change my target to moonlit.