1. Interns are not to be referred to as "redshirts" or "D-class"
1a. Personal found in violating this order will be required to wear a red shirt during the next mission
2. Putting Magi Eros' hand in a bowl of warm water is severely frowned upon
3. Shaving your head does NOT make you a better Illusion magi
4. "Bill made me do it" is no longer an accepted excuse for walking into the wrong locker room
4a. It is not an excuse to do anything else either
4b. If E003 actually does make you do something, he will leave evidence. Stop attempting to convince researchers otherwise
5. Stop requesting Dr. Shen make something that will get Dr. Vahlen to loosen up’.
Addendum: The next person to do so will be placed in the Dissection Room. - Dr. M.V. M
5a This does not suggest that Dr. Vahlen is a sadist.
5b Nor does this confirm that she is a sadist.
5c Stop requesting Dr. Vahlen to ‘break out the leather and the whip already'
6. No playing inappropriate music when senior staff walks in. This includes (but is not limited to):
- The Imperial March with Tal
- The 24 Chimes
- Hell March
- Terminator Theme Song
- Anything related to the X-files or Doctor Who
6.a.i Playing the Imperial March or Hell March/TerminatorTheme when operatives Zachary or John/Jon enter a room is entirely appropriate. Responses will vary depending on mood. You have been warned.
6.a.ii Agent Zachary would like to remind the reader that while references to the TV show 'Airwolf' (now in it's 85th season) are encouraged, referencing the scene where the Zachary look-a-like crashes the helicopter is an automatic forfeit to your Akras health insurance and falls under the first rule of Akras.
35 If someone tells you to 'trust me, I'm a doctor!' make sure that their have a doctorate in a relevant field. Looking at you, Agent Frazz Goldman, Dr of Shakespearean literature.
35b. On a related note, Agent Frazz is not allowed to stand within ten meters of a downed denizen until it is confirmed dead and nerve spasms stop.
17b. Agents Zachary and Vigil would like to point out how majestic-as-fuck our eagles are. You know, suck it, yanks.
17b.i. Well, any Australian wildlife, really.
17c. No, we cannot introduce Australian wildlife into Gaia to control the population of Gaian fauna. The board would like to point out how 'too well' that worked out in the gate-realm of 'Australia II.'
36. Ordinance, Xenobotany would like their mascot goat back. Intact.
36a. Xenobiology, same goes for Forensics' pig.
36b. Xenobotany, taking Ordinance's Wedgetail Eagle may seem like fair game, but please give it back. We don't want them to send more interns to Australia II to get another one because the jerks in cloning refuse to clone the eagle.
36b.i When they get it back, Sci>Ordinance is not allowed to take the eagle for 'walkies' or any derivative of semi-or-un-restrained transport (including but not limited to 'Flysies'). Sci>Ordinance knows that it is a predatory bird and is to be fed meat and kept in it's aviary.
36c. Sci/Med>Cloning, you are only allowed ONE mascot.
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