Cant Find this from Earlier. Posted here so i can reference it.
((I've decided to keep a representation of Frazzes AudioJournal. This is more because their are so many times that I think: “This is such a small character detail, but I can't work this into the plot. “ Also, I like trying to see the story from Frazzes Side.))
Log #1
So we've just come through the Gate again. It appears we've ended up in an actual habitable-looking place for once. Usually it's just a barren, dry shitshow far as the eye can see. Tals cranky. Zach isn't blasting music, which is disturbing.
Log #2
We've found bugs. Really, really, really fucking big bugs. Right now they are minding their own business, but naturally Tal wants to nuke’me just to be safe. Oh, and we found a village. With HUMANS! They all are like medieval peasants. Which basically makes my current body 100x more awesome. We are sending Zach and Vigil in to scout it out.
Log #3
Goddamit Zach! You had one job!
Log #4
Well, I'm a god now. The villagers apparently have decided to actually recognize my badassery (it's nice to get some appreciation for once.) I suppose some well timed DovahZul might have helped some. Anyway, Tal is talking about sacrificing the villagers for some sort of voodoo. I gotta go make sure he's stopped.
Log #5
…
I hope that girl does all the things she said she would.
Log #6
Tal firebombed the bug nest. I wanted to attempt contact, but of course anything not involving mass-murder is out of the question. We also woke a giant, evil hive mind. Great job idiot.
Log #7
Elves! Freakin Elves! You know what this means? There might be dwarves! And Kobolds! And Orks! Of course, Tal is only interested in extracting information about magic and shit. Me and Vigil are gearing up to head to the elves were last seen. Fortunately, I've managed to fit a few barrels of booze in my in my allocated on-transport personal space. Hopefully the elves appreciate whiskey. If not, then I might press the firebomb button myself. If I had thumbs, that is.
Log #8
Ok, Elves are major douchebags. I'm trying to be polite and courteous and I brought gifts and the priest still acts like a freakin dickwaffle. I planned to head to where the dwarves live, but I realized I needed to grab more booze. Dwarves DEFINITELY will appreciate booze. Maybe I could even introduce them to my war-juice. Or maybe even stims…. Hmmm
Oh hey, it's Vigil! HI VIGIL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Oh, a Griffin,
FUCKING KILL!
Log #9
Owwwww…..
Vigil cut off my tail! My fucking tail! He said that he didn't mean too, but he could at least have been more careful. Anyway, I bitchslapped him like 40 feet, so I call it even. Tal is mad at me (of course), despite the fact that the entire reason this fiasco happened was Vigil tried to tame a random ass mythical creature. Granted, I would try to do that too, but when things went to shit I'd at least try to limit the damage to myself.
Log #10
Heading back Terraside. The new elf slave Tals abducted is a total dork. When we get back Terraside, and I get all healed up, I'm gonna grab Jon, Zach, The Wiznerds and Ichabod (Said Elf Geek) and have a rousing D&D game. After that, im going to Comic Con. Once I'm out of the compound it'll be easy. The hard part will be distracting Tal long enough to arrange for my escape. Unfortunately, he has yet to get any incapacitating injuries. Anyway, once I get to Comic Con, I plan to broker deals with a few of my favorite Manga authors. I plan to have a manga centered around Foxhound and our escapades. Of course, we'd only publish the declassified/ethicalized stuff, so the first 3 missions pretty much. We'd update later after we've sufficiently edited out all the classified parts of missions. And then, when Tal inevitably shows up all huffy that I did something more interesting than being stuck in that stupid compound, he won't be able to yell at me because I've just made Akras one of the most beloved companies on the planet! Now we'd be able to get away with so much more without trying to cover it up! People will be lining up out the door to help! Think of how many people would be willing to join a company that is going to introduce earth to the concept of fucking magic! I mean, we are producing this new technology at an inexplicable rate, and I'm sure multiple corporations know we have a gate. It would be infinitely more preferable if we were to reveal this and take advantage of the ensuing press tsunami then if we keep it secret until someone puts two and two together and inevitably leaks it. We could either be the envy of every company, large, loved, and loaded with cash, or we could have a really big freaking scandal.
As to how to go about this, I would like to get higher-up permission, but I don't want to have to go through Tal. For four reasons: 1. Tal thinks anything fun/non-militaristic is bad, and thus would immediately shut down the idea, 2. If by some miracle Tal did agree to pitch the idea, his cynical, annoyingly better-than-thou way of talking would no doubt turn my amazing idea into a way to appeal to the Council to put me on further restrictions, 3, I wanna show Tal that I am fully capable of accomplishing things without him telling me exactly what to do, and 4. Tal would probably not let me go to Comic Con. And if he did it probably be with an annoyingly large amount of security. Because seriously, no enemy Corps are going to be there (no reason too), PETA wouldn't do anything, because they'd have a whole bunch of animals to coo over, and even if they did they'd lose tons of public support.
As for the Manga, all I need is a interesting title. I mean, we've got all the basics
Dude in monstrous form, has interesting personality. Though no angst issues...
Goofy Sith with dark & Edgy Past
Sarcastic Robot-guy who's constantly patching everyone up
Giant Gun Girl who intimidates all nearby beings with a y-chromosone
Angsty Giant Sword Guy. shipped with GGG.
Implied Druggie (I know not all your herbs are for scientific purposes Zander)
That one leader who takes his role waaaaaayy to seriously
Someone with deluded fantasies of being a prominent historical figure(s)
the Girly-Girl who loves shopping and other girly-girl things
Member of another species who has joined team after encounter
The guy who decides this path isn't for him.
All-knowing Evil Entity who's true motives may not be so evil
Lesser Entity helping good-guys with dark and mysterious past
Backstabbing-Girlfriend everyone saw coming.
Endless supply of Redshirts (Yay Interns!)
Mysterious Overseer (Mr. BaldOfficialPerson)
Really Pissed Little Girl
Giant Mosnters to Kill
Individual segments (Each Mission) with overarching Plots!
So we need a title…. Ooh! “Foxhound Days!” No…
“Daily life with Foxhound Squad!” No….
“Attack on Gate!” No…
“ Castle: Foxhound Squad?” No, that's a shit name.
“The Legend of Frazz!” No….
((This continues for the next 3 Pages.))
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