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[H4zardZ1]

Name: Hypen
Haz teh madz skillz (+1 to crazy st(h)unts)
((Next time, use minus before the (roll) if it's bad))
Dence to kill

[Tawa]

make a wepon and prepar 2 fite shraks wif it!111111111

[Aslandus]

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Person Personson

Has teh lcuk: +1 to der not dyun whin errybuddy els iz dyun!

Find lucky charms

[SaberToothTiger]

Name: ROO NICK
teh mad sckihlz: +1 to crazuh stuntz
Dropkick a flying shark and bite him to death.

[Ozarck]

Calm down, and slowly breathe in and out. Use the yoga breathing I learned.
Name: Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts

(5 - 1 for being literally the opposite of a crazy stunt) You breathe. You remain trapped, and a little scared.
(2) the concrete above you shifts slightly, and a single pebble falls toward your head. It misses.

Name: Hypen
Haz teh madz skillz (+1 to crazy st(h)unts)
((Next time, use minus before the (roll) if it's bad))
Dence to kill

(4+1 v 5) Shaka shaka, wiggle wiggle. Dat's de stuff! Yo uget into the groove, baby, just as a wave from collapsing stands across the staydium hurl three small sharks at chu. YouSwish, they swish, we all swish, but nobuddy gets eeten. um odder guy startz dancing wit yuu guyz. yu naow haz special mad skillz bonus wen dansing wit Roo Nick

make a wepon and prepar 2 fite shraks wif it!111111111

(6) Yo upull off your highheelz and glamorous necklace and make a nunchuck. Zyo uare now sexily shooless and badass, like a female Bruce Willis.
(mob:5 - 1(lcuk) v. you:6) many peeple trying to get out of the stadium, hassling and pushing and basicly disrespektin yer sexy and yer kung fu. you wallop dem over de heads wit yer purse and skream like a banshee. somehow you is on the outside naow, at top of fstairs leading to a a flooded parking lot. Event get! Entourage! Yu haz a fan! Keepin de Person Personson nearby yeilds benefits I haven't decided upon yet! Maybe a temper based one, as yu is onne crazy girls rite naow.

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Person Personson

Has teh lcuk: +1 to der not dyun whin errybuddy els iz dyun!

Find lucky charms

(6) yu find a sexy. it is beating peple and screaming. it makkes a path to de outside, and you fololow. what lcuk! Dis must be your lcuky charm!
(2-1-1) it werks! Sumhow yu ended up with a hotdog in one hand, a soda in de other, and a security stick and mag flashlight (de big heavy unns) in yur belt. event get: Lcuckie togedder! Yer luck goze up wen near Mary Su and down when yu are away. Ding!

Name: ROO NICK
teh mad sckihlz: +1 to crazuh stuntz
Dropkick a flying shark and bite him to death.

(4+1 v 5) Yuu Join de dance party! yuu wiggle wiggel and shaka shaka wit de shark, but no one gets eeten. Yuu naow have special mad skillz bonus when dancing with Hypen.


This is a "I don't even ... " Kinda round. Gotta admit, I laughed, especilly ritin tawa's tern

[wipeout1024]

Try to backflip out of the wreckage.
Name: Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts.

[SaberToothTiger]

When a shark is flying nearby, I jump on it, bite into it's eye and suplex it to the ground.

[Megggas]

Name:  Shred "Sharkboy" Screechin
Has teh genuiz planz

Viciously bite off a shark's head.  Then wear it as a trophy to finally become a shark!

[Aslandus]

Person Personson
Has teh lcuk: +1 to der not dyun whin errybuddy els iz dyun!

Climb onto Mary Su's back and ride to victory

[Tawa]

ew get off u perv perssson personnson!!1111 get him of me!1111 sedouce him an use him as a meetsheeld.

[Ozarck]

Try to backflip out of the wreckage.
Name: Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts.

(6+1)You brace your feet on either side of your trapped arm, hunch down, and arc your back, pushing with all your might. Your arm wrenches free of the wreckage, and of your shoulder socket! You have lost one(1) arm[functional], and gained one(1) arm[dangly]. Meanwhile, you do a double backflip and land a belly flop right in the water. Again.
(1)yo ulanded between two rows of seating, and closer up to the promenade. NO sherk for yu!

When a shark is flying nearby, I jump on it, bite into it's eye and suplex it to the ground.

Name:  Shred "Sharkboy" Screechin
Has teh genuiz planz

Viciously bite off a shark's head.  Then wear it as a trophy to finally become a shark!

(Roo: 4+1, Shred: 2+1, sherks: 2, 2)two sherks fliying by, Roo and Shred go for teh killz at same time. Roo step on Shred's head and launch inna de air, chomp onna sherk's head. (damage roll:1) sherks are kinda round and you can't get a good bite on der headz. Roo lands sherk head first inta de ground though. Sherk iz dedd. Ding! the udder sherk flies by uosidedown and looks nauseated. never seen a sherk look like it want to vomit before - dey eetz anyting!

Person Personson
Has teh lcuk: +1 to der not dyun whin errybuddy els iz dyun!

Climb onto Mary Su's back and ride to victory

ew get off u perv perssson personnson!!1111 get him of me!1111 sedouce him an use him as a meetsheeld.

(Perv: 1 sexy: 3) Person goes to leap onta Mary Su's back, but she spots a quarter and bends waaaaaaaayyyyyyy over to pick it up. Person ends up rolling down da stairs inta the water in de parking lot. He is stopped by a trash can. A full one. Well, it was full. Now Person haz de trash. Tunz out dat wasn't a quarter tho. It was gum. Gross!
(roll for bad events: lolnope, too weird already. Trash and gum)

[wipeout1024]

Start walking up the stairs, to the promenade.

[Aslandus]

Person Personson
Has teh lcuk: +1 to der not dyun whin errybuddy els iz dyun!

Climb out of trash and use flashlight to spot sharks better

[SaberToothTiger]

"OOH YEAH"
Flex my muscles.

[Tawa]

sedouce him an use him as a meetsheeld.