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[Megggas]

Name:  Shred "Sharkboy" Screechin
Has teh genuiz planz

Begin impersonating a shark and attempt to become the leader of the sharks!  Start munching on people if necessary.

[Tawa]

owchis

Y

Mray Su
teh lcuk

run waay sexily!111111111 St00pid preppy sharkz!11111 if u keep biting den u r a PREP

[Ozarck]

Cry out for help.

(3) "Help, oh help! Somebody save me!"
(Dun dun, dun Dun, Dun dun ...)

Get to the middle of the island.
Name:Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts.

(1) It's not a big island. More a pile of rubble in a staydiyum. that said, you slip on a empty popcoirn bag and fall in de water! Splash! Now must change username to wipeout1025! Lulz!1!!one
(4) And now for round two of "Shark pulls girl under water!"

Name: Buddy Guyson

has teh mad sckihlz
Run past teh stupid crowd and outsides! Dey can drown for all I caer!

(4+1) You elbow and kick your way through the panickked massses, finallyt making the parking lot, where you leap from car roof to car roof.
(4) sudden wave sweeps away all the cars in front of yuu. Now it's just big, watery sharkfest for oh... thirty feet.

Name:  Shred "Sharkboy" Screechin
Has teh genuiz planz

Begin impersonating a shark and attempt to become the leader of the sharks!  Start munching on people if necessary.

(4+1) you swim underwater while holding your breath and bite ... oh, letsee ...(1 or 2 for alfred, 3 or 4 or Allie, and 5 or 6 for Mary shu ... 6! if you keep doing dat, you are a preppy!
Sharks fooled dis round. no attack!

owchis

Y

Mray Su
teh lcuk

run waay sexily!111111111 St00pid preppy sharkz!11111 if u keep biting den u r a PREP

you get bit! it hurtz, but not in a "a shark just bit off a piece o me" kinda way. more in a "band geeks are freaks, srsly omg get away from me" kinda way.
(3) You run, splish splish, biut are too offended to put on the ritz. No sexy for yuu! you maek it to a stairwell going upp. Ding! (Oh wait, that's a elelater sound)

[Sl4cker]

Calm down and do my best impression of something very much unlike a turtle. Wait for my help to come.

[wipeout1024]

Get out of the shark again.
Name:Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts.

[Aslandus]

Name: Buddy Guyson

has teh mad sckihlz

Did someone say Shark-hopscotch? It's time! Jump across the sharks to reach the other side of the parking lot!

[Megggas]

Name:  Shred "Sharkboy" Screechin
Has teh genuiz planz

Start impersonating a dolphin.  Defiantly head-butt nearby sharks to gain their respect. .

[Tawa]

owchis

pujch teh shark geek ,so DERE. run waay fastr and more secksily.

[Ozarck]

Calm down and do my best impression of something very much unlike a turtle. Wait for my help to come.

(6)So, let's see. A turtle is a watedwelling, reptile with a hard shell that lives a long time, is slow, and eats jelly fish. Something very unlike that would be a pencil. You stiffen up and write random nonsense on your shirt with the blood from your stump.

I don't see anyone coming to help you.

(1) No sharks either. Weird. you'd think with all the blood in the water, you'd be fishfood already.

Get out of the shark again.
Name:Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts.

(4) you drag yourself into shallow water, screaming and flailing.
(3) shark has a hard time following you into de shallows. It's still right there though, big mouth open, eyes glossy, chomping on air and water mere inches away.

Name: Buddy Guyson

has teh mad sckihlz

Did someone say Shark-hopscotch? It's time! Jump across the sharks to reach the other side of the parking lot!

Now that's a crazeh stunt! (5+1) You leap onto a particularly large shark's back, causing it to skid along for a few feet before it start's thrashing, just as you double somersault off it and skip, hop, flip, across three more sharks before landing on the concrete base of a parking lot light pole next to an old truck.

(1) The sharks thrash about in impotent rage for a bit.

Name:  Shred "Sharkboy" Screechin
Has teh genuiz planz

Start impersonating a dolphin.  Defiantly head-butt nearby sharks to gain their respect. .

(5+1) you make that weird sound a dolphin makes, swim backward half out of the water, and headbutt the nearest shark.

(3) shark returns the favor, and headbutts you toward another shark. Uh oh. You get hit in the head with a chunk of rubble. Whack!

owchis

pujch teh shark geek ,so DERE. run waay fastr and more secksily.

(4) He does a weird doplhin sound and swims away. you take a bit of rubble and chuck it at his head though. It hits! (4) you run away, jiggling in all the right places, climbing up the bleachers to a mostly dry spot in the back.

(2) a line of seats from the balcony slide off and swing around wildly behind you, hanging from one end. It doesn't hit you though.

[Sl4cker]

Write a poem using my stump about the dangers of getting stuck in a flooded and shark-infested area with only one arm and leg.

[wipeout1024]

Continue backing away, and find a weapon.
Name:Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts.

[Aslandus]

Name: Buddy Guyson

has teh mad sckihlz
Drive teh truck to a building that isn't the staduim

[Megggas]

Name:  Shred "Sharkboy" Screechin
Has teh genuiz planz

Swim around in circles dizzily..

[Ozarck]

Write a poem using my stump about the dangers of getting stuck in a flooded and shark-infested area with only one arm and leg.

(3) you smear blood on your face. You don't know if it is even legible.
(4) sharks are tough critics. One eats your poem. New Character Y/N?

Continue backing away, and find a weapon.
Name:Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts.

(4) you back out of the water completely and find a chunk of bent rebar.
(4) pulling it free causes a cascade of concrete and pawn shop to fall on you. you are pinned. Not your day at all.

Name: Buddy Guyson

has teh mad sckihlz
Drive teh truck to a building that isn't the staduim

(6+1) unlocked and everything. Keys in it too. You hop in and drive like the wind - straight into local Kwik E Mart. Glass flies everywhere!
(5) You fly everywhere too! Ouch. Shoulda wore a seetbelt! new Character Y/N?

Name:  Shred "Sharkboy" Screechin
Has teh genuiz planz

Swim around in circles dizzily..

(2) Too dizzy, you get water in your throat and start coughing.
(1) shark laughs, swims away.

[wipeout1024]

Calm down, and slowly breathe in and out. Use the yoga breathing I learned.
Name: Allie
+1 to crazuh stunts