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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[zomara0292]

Vigil looks at his hand, then at the entity, and then at his hand again, and then once more at the entity, with anger.

"Fix it. . . . Fix it NOW OR I SWEAR TO TAL OR GOD OR GODS OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE THAT I WILL BURN EVERYTHING YOU ARE AND ARE NOT TO THE GROUND AND LEAVE NO TRACE OF YOU EVER HAVING BEEN A GLENT IN YOUR MOTHERS EYE!!!"

It was easy to tell by his eyes alone, that, behind the threat was anger. . .  And behind that anger, rage. . .  And behind that rage fury. . .  And underneath that fury, fear of. . .  Something?

[~Neri]

"Vigil. We can just print off a prosthetic and grow you a new one later. Techies get on that."

[Insanegame27]

If Vigil makes a hostile move towards the entity, he will be yanked back via telekinesis

[vkiNm]

"To be honest we primarily invoked you to disrupt the other entity's attempt at entry. However this is a perfect opportunity to hire you. Presumably you recall the sheer quantity of souls Akras can bring to bear, said quantity being interrupted by an unrelated incident and only due to such. Those souls can be used for a variety of other activities besides literal roads of blood around your dwelling. I'm not wrong in saying you went through a fairly large expendature during the last incursion with minimal, if any recoup. That can be rectified. Consider that. And then consider the entertainment that employment can provide."

The Entity rubs it's non-existent chin in thoughts before holding up a Finger. "NO MONKEYS. NEVER THE MONKEYS."

Vigil looks at his hand, then at the entity, and then at his hand again, and then once more at the entity, with anger.

"Fix it. . . . Fix it NOW OR I SWEAR TO TAL OR GOD OR GODS OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU ARE THAT I WILL BURN EVERYTHING YOU ARE AND ARE NOT TO THE GROUND AND LEAVE NO TRACE OF YOU EVER HAVING BEEN A GLENT IN YOUR MOTHERS EYE!!!"

It was easy to tell by his eyes alone, that, behind the threat was anger. . .  And behind that anger, rage. . .  And behind that rage fury. . .  And underneath that fury, fear of. . .  Something?

"OH FINE, YOU'RE NO FUN." The Triangular entity complained before snapping his fingers. There was a light pop and a flash.. and your finger returned to normal.

"Tal, can we worry about hiring this guy AFTER he helps deal with whatever is outside?"


Zach continues eating cheese, "hey, Three, what else can you summon? Only that which can be triangulised?"

The cheese is cheesy and quite tasty. It'll probably give you gas.

"KID, I CAN DO A LOT OF THINGS. HERE, HAVE THIS ETERNALLY SCREAMING HEAD." He said and snapped his fingers again. And with another pop and flash, a dismembered head replaces the cheese that you've been eating. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" It screamed at you.

[Insanegame27]

Zach drops the head and pops it twice with his glock. After a slight pause, he shoots the head a third time.
"God damnit!" After a few seconds, he asks, "What about a lightsaber?"

[~Neri]

"We have access to the souls of a variety of creatures. Including virginal sapients. Primate souls need not be involved."

[vkiNm]

Zach drops the head and pops it twice with his glock. After a slight pause, he shoots the head a third time.
"God damnit!" After a few seconds, he asks, "What about a lightsaber?"

"SURE, SURE. I CAN DO A LIGHTSABER, KID. IT'S GONNA COST YOU A CONTRACT, THOUGH."

"We have access to the souls of a variety of creatures. Including virginal sapients. Primate souls need not be involved."

The Entity rubs it's non-existent chin some more. "WHAT ELSE WOULD I GET?" It asked, maybe it's interested?



Zach, you could feel the Wards peeling away.. the hands.. oh god the hands.. It's banging on the door now!

[Insanegame27]

"Shit, hold the lightsaber thought. Tal, they're into the wards, and they're peeling them off!"


((Throooooow the cheeeeeeeeeeeese!))

[~Neri]

"Reletive freedom to indulge in utter mayhem on a heavily overpopulated world, modern weaponry aiding in defense of your domain. A variety of other things. Hold one moment. Going to repair the wards. Steve and Ichabold. Get the rest of the monkeys the node rune and off em. Wards need power."

[vkiNm]

"Got it boss." Steve did a salute and ran away with Ichabod to get the rest of the Monkeys. "Who's the triangle?"

"WELL, CONSIDER ME INTERESTED, KID." Said the floating triangle.

[Insanegame27]

"Mr Three, uhh, the things outside? Could you enlighten us as to who and what they are? And how to kill them? And/or help kill them?"

[~Neri]

"The triangle is Entity 003. A Greater Entity. Has a name it prefers to go by buuuuut names have power. Bad idea to invoke it."

"Welcome aboard then. We'll have the legal teams flesh out a proper contract when we return to the compound. Also mind shooing the buggers outside away? They're upsetting Magi Zachary."

[Insanegame27]

Zach gestures at the screaming head with his glock, "Also... that thing."
If he vomits, he's doing so over Tal.

[vkiNm]

"EEHHHHH... AS LONG AS THE CONTRACT HAVEN'T BEEN FORMED, I'M AFRAID I'M NOT OBLIGATED TO DO ANYTHING, KID. BESIDES, IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH MORE FUN WATCHING HOW YOU TRY TO DEAL WITH WHAT'S OUTSIDE, YOU ONLY HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO SACRIFICE, AFTER ALL." The entity said, arms crossed.

Zach did not vomits as the head wasn't eaten. Just the cheese that it was before it became a head.

[Insanegame27]

"Well, mind giving us tips or information on them so we can kill them?"

"Tal, I suggest opening a killzone when the wards fail. Let them into an airlock or something and fill it with napalm. And when we run out of monkeys, we're going to need to sacrifice something to fuel the wards which remain. if there are any wards left to sacrifice to, that is."