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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

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Author Topic: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Choking your Bad Dragon in the Void)  (Read 390276 times)

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5880 on: September 02, 2016, 10:46:49 pm »

"Ah yah. Fuck it. Lets summon the triangle fucker before this fucker gets in."  Tal knocks thrice.
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« Reply #5881 on: September 02, 2016, 10:48:55 pm »

"Triangle-who-now?"
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5882 on: September 02, 2016, 10:50:56 pm »

"Entity 003. Third entity encountered by Foxhound. Encountered within the third castle Foxhound Proper raided. Attacked once prior to Foxhound by three squads."
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« Reply #5883 on: September 02, 2016, 11:14:58 pm »

A space within the command bridge Implodes as suddenly, from non-existence, comes to existence a floating, Cane-wielding, tophat-wearing golden Triangle with an Eye in an explosive 'Pop!' that blew some papers and loose objects away.

"Hah, Hahah! HAHAHA! AHAHAHA!" laughed the floating Triangle maniacally with actual lightnings striking behind him in a dramatic pose.

Before it all suddenly stops as the Entity slouches down into a relaxed posture. "HOY."

A slice of cheddar cheese fell on Vigil's face, a grating of Mozzarella on Zach's hair.. a bit of butter dipped on Aria's nose..

A whole actual fucking wheel of Swiss cheese rolled down Tal's head, down the stairs and bumps into Frazz..

Zander finds a Zeabag in his hair..

What?
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Jon was the little sherman who could until he got hit by a repurposed tank gun.

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5884 on: September 02, 2016, 11:17:07 pm »

"Welcome to Gaia."
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« Reply #5885 on: September 02, 2016, 11:20:02 pm »

Vigil was not at all amused by the antics of the yellow being in front of him.
"I would ask if I could kill you, but we have company. That and the leader invited you here."
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5886 on: September 02, 2016, 11:23:28 pm »

"That and you wouldn't be capable of landing a blow on it. No physical form and your sword isn't warded properly to hit entities that follow his ruleset."
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« Reply #5887 on: September 02, 2016, 11:24:14 pm »

"Welcome to Gaia."

"YEAH, THE SAME GOES TO YOU PUMPKIN. NOW WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR TODAY?" The Entity asked as he surveyed around a bit. "I SEE YOU GOT YOURSELF SOME LITTLE FRIENDS WANTING TO PLAY."


Vigil was not at all amused by the antics of the yellow being in front of him.
"I would ask if I could kill you, but we have company. That and the leader invited you here."

"THE ANSWER WOULD BE NO, KID. YOU CAN'T KILL ME, TRUST ME ON THIS ONE."
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« Reply #5888 on: September 02, 2016, 11:26:33 pm »

"What do you mean I cant kill you, and you saying it has no physical form?"
Vigil will ask, not at all understanding, as he tried to poke it.
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I hear a piranha is good eating.  I have a spear; I'll be fine!
The Pilot and their cargo handlers paused when they saw that the entire camp is covered in eldritch runes coated in blood. And rotting monkey corpses everywhere..

They decide that they didn't get paid enough for this..

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« Reply #5889 on: September 02, 2016, 11:30:17 pm »

Your finger went through the Entity.

It came back as cheese..

OH GOD IT CAME BACK AS CHEESE!
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5890 on: September 02, 2016, 11:32:20 pm »

"Uh, Mr three? with permission, could I eat some of the cheese?"
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« Reply #5891 on: September 02, 2016, 11:33:16 pm »

"Uh, Mr three? with permission, could I eat some of the cheese?"

"SURE! GO CRAZY, KID." Said the floating Illuminati symbol.
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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5892 on: September 02, 2016, 11:36:53 pm »

Zach noms, "So, what can you do about what's outside? What exactly is it outside?"


((If this is what I think it is OOCly, I shall metafistpump the air and metainyourface kevak [jokingly]))
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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5893 on: September 02, 2016, 11:37:45 pm »

"To be honest we primarily invoked you to disrupt the other entity's attempt at entry. However this is a perfect opportunity to hire you. Presumably you recall the sheer quantity of souls Akras can bring to bear, said quantity being interrupted by an unrelated incident and only due to such. Those souls can be used for a variety of other activities besides literal roads of blood around your dwelling. I'm not wrong in saying you went through a fairly large expendature during the last incursion with minimal, if any recoup. That can be rectified. Consider that. And then consider the entertainment that employment can provide."

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Re: Castle: Foxhound Chronicles (Moral, Politics, And Dragons Fire)
« Reply #5894 on: September 02, 2016, 11:40:46 pm »

"Tal, can we worry about hiring this guy AFTER he helps deal with whatever is outside?"


Zach continues eating cheese, "hey, Three, what else can you summon? Only that which can be triangulised?"
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.
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