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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[LordPorkins]

((Oh, real quick. Which part of Frazz are you putting in a bowl? We've established earlier he doesn't really have regular hands, just graspers on the edges of his wings. Are you putting in a wing tip or a foot?))

[zomara0292]

(Porkens. Double posting. Just edit your old post, next time.)

[Hawk132]

((Oh, real quick. Which part of Frazz are you putting in a bowl? We've established earlier he doesn't really have regular hands, just graspers on the edges of his wings. Are you putting in a wing tip or a foot?))

((Most likely the one that is easier to put into a bowl.))

[~Neri]

((Wouldn't the tail be the easiest to put in a bowl?))

[vkiNm]

[Finally got my computer again, will begin posting more soon.

Also, they could just bring a really large bowl? Either way the Tail would probably be easiest.]

[LordPorkins]

Frazz blinks rapidly, then looks... Actually kinda serious, then shakes his head
"Welp, Id like to be extracted from this dream Mr. 2. Just one last question. Is it possible to set up a detector to see if someones possessed?"

[~Neri]

"I'd imagine that depends on the specific entity you're testing for. Speaking of possessions Frazz. We're going to do another exorcism against 003 when we wake up. You mentioned you've been seeing 003 and odds are that is caused by you stating its name over and over. Best not to risk another possession."

[LordPorkins]

"I havent been seeing 003! Please dude, you have no idea how much pain an exorcism causes."

[~Neri]

"You literally stated slightly before we started that you Had been seeing it. I'll rephrase. Would you rather have your soul eaten by an extradimensional horror who will torture you for all eternity out of boredom or would you rather go through a very quick exorcism and have thirteen monkeys sacrificed in your name?"

[LordPorkins]

Frazzes looks into his head, basically by rolling his eyes up. Dragons can do that.
"Ok yah. Sorry man, but you gotta go."
Frazz turns to look at Tals (presumed) incredulous expression
"Hey, I didn't know he was in there until like 2 minutes ago. Also, all he said was 'Ay Papi.' He's extremely weak, and i can barely even sense him. I was going to be nice and cut him a deal, where he would sit tight and not try anything sneaky, and eventually wed transfer him to a clone body and boot him through the portal along with some things to keep him entertained for a little bit. I mean, he could be an extremely valuable resource. No offense Mr.2, but he's the director of a castle. He knows more info about the castles than we could dig up in 100 Necronomicons. I mean, he seems bored. I say we get him back to his home, and occasionally send him 'toys' until we have a question we need to ask. This is our first encounter with a being thats actually sapient who knows so much. Once again, no offense Mr. 2."

[~Neri]

"I'm assuming this fragment of 003 is capable of hearing this. My plans for it once we actually subdue him in his entirety and his Castle are as follows. He will have a nonnegotiable contract proposed to him to work for the Corporation for an undefined timeframe, timeframe is negotiable after fourteen centuries, with Akras having the final say. Should he refuse, he will be terminated. Should he accept, he'll basically have free reign to desolate provided targets and a constant income of energy in the form of braindead sacrifices. However his possession of Akras Personal is not tolerated and exorcisms will occur with any and all attempts. 003 will be provided a shell in the form of a mindless clone should he desire such during employment. Fragment of 003, you will be exorcised and bound upon the completion of this meeting. Upon subduing of your primary entity structure, you will be returned to it. I am legitimately wondering why you thought it was a good idea to send a splinterself to Frazz. Speak or do not."

[vkiNm]

[Holy shit Frazz got slow reaction. That message was sent.. like, two? Three? weeks ago.]

[LordPorkins]

((I like calling the mystery guy Mr. 2. It just sounds right.))

[LordPorkins]

"He cant actually speak. I think. Hes super, super weak. Heck, i might just be hearing a leftover scrap from when you tore him out of me. After all, i doubt something so sudden, hasty and brutal would have been very effective in its efforts to clean. All ive heard is a small voice, and that wasnt even saying anything. Furthermore, we are in a sort of dream-type area. The voice could have just been a manifestation of Pyramid-Heads comments in the past. But anyway, better safe then sorry! So long Mr. 2!"

Frazz exits the dream (assuming Mr. 2 lets him.)

[~Neri]

"It's safer to just yank 003 out fully then it is to leave it in. Best case scenario we bind it in a circle and can feed it a monkey or two to get it strong enough to speak."

"Aaaand yah. 002, bout time for us to leave if you have nothing else of note, I'll have one of the magi in training keep the circle powered for if ya want to chat."