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Voting closed: April 10, 2016, 09:48:36 pm

[~Neri]

"So technically there's nothing requiring anyone important to actually exit the camp, nor are there any specifics on exiting the wards or leaving unwarded. Just someone who is in charge needs to exit the camp boundaries. We could send the chef. He's in charge of cooking. Would need to ward him first though."

[Insanegame27]

"What about the monkey in charge of staying in their cage?"

[LordPorkins]

"So technically there's nothing requiring anyone important to actually exit the camp, nor are there any specifics on exiting the wards or leaving unwarded. Just someone who is in charge needs to exit the camp boundaries. We could send the chef. He's in charge of cooking. Would need to ward him first though."

"Are you seriously trying to fool an eldritch entity???"

[~Neri]

"I'm not fooling it. I'm using its wording against it. It's entirely its fault for not wording it properly."

[Insanegame27]

"If I had a drumkit, this would be when I hit the center one twice and then the cymbals. Da-dum tss"

[zomara0292]

"Right. Forgot about that. Mind holding it until I come back?"

[Twinwolf]

"If you end up having to go, then no problem."

[Insanegame27]

((InB4 toilet joke))

[LordPorkins]

"Fine. Then come on out. But i am not responsible if Bill bets mad at you for messing with him."

[~Neri]

"Patience Frazz. We need to go fetch the chef and enchant some aluminum armor for him to wear."

[LordPorkins]

"Oh, and one more thing. All gene samples and tranqs administered to Mr. Scrumples will be by ME. Otherwise he might get scared. Also, i want lightweight battle armor suit for him. And maybe a gatling gun mounted on his back."

[~Neri]

"All tranqs will be administered by you. Gene samples will be taken after you tranq him or her or it by a trained geneticist. Odds are is armor of any sort would heavily impair flight capabilities and odds are is a gatling gun would snap its spine due to recoil if it's a baby."

[vkiNm]

You can hear the chef saying "You want me to do WHAT!?" as someone went to inform him that he's going to be shoved in an aluminium suit and then asked to walk out of the camp, possibly at gunpoint.

A suit of Aluminium is already being made as we speak.

[LordPorkins]

"Also, Zach, if you shoot Scrumples, i WILL kill you. Not like shoot you. Like poison your food one day. But i will wait a while. So every bite of nourishment you take you know that you might die from it. Than i will feed your body to Scrumples.
*The serious tone and face drops like and anvil, as if it never happened*
"Well, this is under the assumption its an adult dragon. If its a baby it will just be my pet. It might be helpful for scouting actually. We could put like a Go-Pro on it."

[Insanegame27]

"Tal, case in point. If the dragon is dead how can he feed it my body?"

To Frazz, "Also it'd be Aria shooting it, she's the chick with the Gauss and technically you owe her." Zach lets a dramatic pause out, "You owe her because you nearly killed her boyfrien- I mean... Battlefriend? Fuck it, you nearly killed Vigil, and if anyone's going to mess with anyone's heads here, it'll be me with FOXsound."